Etiquette question
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:05 am
Seeing Drummer's thread in the Main Street forum had me thinking that the PGA Championship will be held in Tusla in 2007, and there is a strong possibility I will be able to go, through ticket connections my company likely will obtain. There is also a chance I may have an opportunity to see another PGA event between now and then.
So I was wondering, when Drunken/Idiotic Golf Spectator is near me at one of these events, what is the best strategy to employ? Of course, I'm not referring to relatively quiet, minding-his-own-business-for-the-most-part, Drunken Golf Spectator who simply enjoys his beers while staggering around the course trying to maintain his bearings by keeping a wandering low-eye on the location of the nearest Johnny On The Spot, oh no: I'm referring to obnoxious, loud Drunken Golf Spectator who insists on screaming "Giten' da Hole!!!" when players are teeing off at par 4s and par 5s.
Should I:
A. Take action immediately for the good of those around me and simply start beating the fuck out of loud, obnoxious Drunken Golf Spectator?
B. Ignore him, have another beer and hope a player or caddie will hit him over the head with a driver?
C. Learn how to imitate him and throw my voice so that someone else thinks it's him and beat the ever living fuck out of him?
I'll take my answer off the air. TIA
So I was wondering, when Drunken/Idiotic Golf Spectator is near me at one of these events, what is the best strategy to employ? Of course, I'm not referring to relatively quiet, minding-his-own-business-for-the-most-part, Drunken Golf Spectator who simply enjoys his beers while staggering around the course trying to maintain his bearings by keeping a wandering low-eye on the location of the nearest Johnny On The Spot, oh no: I'm referring to obnoxious, loud Drunken Golf Spectator who insists on screaming "Giten' da Hole!!!" when players are teeing off at par 4s and par 5s.
Should I:
A. Take action immediately for the good of those around me and simply start beating the fuck out of loud, obnoxious Drunken Golf Spectator?
B. Ignore him, have another beer and hope a player or caddie will hit him over the head with a driver?
C. Learn how to imitate him and throw my voice so that someone else thinks it's him and beat the ever living fuck out of him?
I'll take my answer off the air. TIA