MACE??

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:32 pm

Tornado rips through Iowa "killing a man in a mobile home southeast of town."

Check in Bro.

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/2633956.html

OBTW..were any sheep lost?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:49 pm

My same thought when I saw that on Yahoo this morning.

Mace may have been throwing some of those degenerates he watches over out as offereings for the tornado gods.

Or he went to the shower rod as the sheep herds were launched into orbit.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:09 pm

Are ewe suggesting no sheep have been sexually assaulted in the last 24??? Perfect alibi when considering Mother Nature and her wild side.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:12 pm

Mace, I am glad to hear your safe.

This is an A.P. photo taken just moments after events calmed down...and although the flock appears to be calming down, that frisky little one in the front seems as though she might'a jus' got "pulled off'a the fence"...if ya' know what I mean! :wink:

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:18 pm

Well I hope you are ass deep in lambskin condoms because I smell.... LAWSUIT!

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:12 am

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Mace, I am glad to hear your safe.

This is an A.P. photo taken just moments after events calmed down...and although the flock appears to be calming down, that frisky little one in the front seems as though she might'a jus' got "pulled off'a the fence"...if ya' know what I mean! :wink:

are you sure that's a female, Jay?* :?
*well, maybe it is... that's a muzzle
instead, right? oh well...

anyway, they're all so cute and adorable,
with their little blue dye, and their little curly
coats, and their itty bitty perfect little horns...

they're all going off to die, aren't they?

i want a little bitty bunny lamb.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:03 pm

are you sure that's a female, Jay?*
*well, maybe it is... that's a muzzle
instead, right? oh well...

Remember, we're talking about "MACE's" sheep here....their gender
is simply....ummm...optional!

anyway, they're all so cute and adorable,
with their little blue dye, and their little curly
coats, and their itty bitty perfect little horns...

they're all going off to die, aren't they?

i want a little bitty bunny lamb.

Death...such an abstract term. Think of it more as if they're going
off to HappyFunCamp for the shearing impaired. :wink:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:27 pm

they're all going off to die, aren't they?

go long.

longer.

longer.

keep going.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:15 pm

I always heard there were a lot of "bluehairs" in Iowa.