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The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.

Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.

Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


That alone gets a RACK!
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Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.

Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You won't be laughing so hard when you get caught in one of Fu's spinners, and dropped in the FBI parking lot.
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Roach wrote:
The Assassin wrote:
Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.

Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


That alone gets a RACK!
yeah but when her left incisor's 6-32 stud implant meets with your dick you lose! A lot of blood. Until you will need to get a tourniquet. On that dick. And die. Or watch it drop off. Dilemma. Navigate yer ass to a blood supply and pray your dong will ever work again!


Just sayin'


Egads! How do you know this will happen exactly??
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Roach wrote:never personal, but
I seen a picture of her naked mouth.




I'll try to find it.

wait!!thats ok dude. I've seen the pile of lava rocks that used to be her teeth pic already
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Another thing Mr. Fu, don't make the mistake of thinking I'm a one man army. My allies will soon be arriving in full force to help me become leaner, greener and more destructive. It all starts with a little of this:

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Once I've become enriched, I'll need to bulk up to increase the thickness of my blades, subsequently causing severe front end damage to your vehicle. That's when this guy comes into play:

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Of course, he'll be accompanied by a couple of my good buddies:

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And of course:

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OH YES! THE TIME IS COMING! THE TIME IS COMING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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