Fans of shitty teams...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:04 am

How do you do it? The Blues fucking suck like no tomorrow, and watching their games is like pulling teeth.

How do fans of shitty franchises entertain themselves durting shitty games they feel obligated to watch?

fix · Post by **fix** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:07 am

They dress up to look like m2ool at a star wars wind chime sales convention

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:12 am

L-R
chowd- Bace

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:20 am

Nigga please.

The last time you took a swing that connected your kid was on the receiving end.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:29 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Nigga please.

The last time you took a swing that connected your kid was on the receiving end.

Fukkin jerk. Quit with your peeking in my windows & shit.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:31 am

Can't stop. I'm digging your wife too much.

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:34 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Can't stop. I'm digging your wife too much.

She's pretty hot.

She sceams out your name sometimes though.

I bum.

:x

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:36 am

so what about before the Patriots got the sweet new uniforms and were mired in the suck for a decade?

How did Nor-easter fan survive?

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:43 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:so what about before the Patriots got the sweet new uniforms and were mired in the suck for a decade?

How did Nor-easter fan survive?

Parcells got rid of that smiling center.

Brought them to the Super Bowl, called Terry Glenn "she"....

I was always there, bro.

For quite some time, I had to watch the 'Sox, Bruins, Pats & Celts suck at all different times. As a kid, however I was constantly playing sports (Hockey baseball & football) getting my own justice.

Nowadays, I'm pretty good at ping pong. I swear, I'd light you up.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:51 am

You don't even know. The suburban St. Louis home of Youngfelice was about finished basements, kegs of Busch in an old fridge with a tap drilled into the door and ping pong. Back row middle has some skillz on the ping pong table including a wicked serve hidden behind a turned back.

Taint · Post by **Taint** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:53 am

Ping Pong???

You hicks know nothing about ping pong. Why here we have all the best ping pongs in the US. I once beat blah, blah, blah, blah....

-Dinsdale

chowd103 · Post by **chowd103** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:56 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:kegs of Busch in an old fridge.

Tell me something I don't fuckin' know.

Sopranos in 7....6.....5....4......3..........

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:50 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:How do you do it?

Detroit fan has no idea.

Sin,

Red Wings - best team in NHL
Pistons - best team in NBA
Tigers - tied for best overall record in MLB

Unfortunately, I don't quite qualify for this seeing as I hate the Wings.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:57 pm

does Detroit have a football franchise?

I'm watching the Blues game and entertaining myself by trying to remember names from the past. Hell, half the Blues roster just came up from Peoria so it ain't like I know their names. "#10? They brought back Jimmy Campbell?!?! Go get 'em, Pellerin!"

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:02 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:How do you do it? The Blues fucking suck like no tomorrow, and watching their games is like pulling teeth.

Eat shit.

Sin,

Oiler Fan

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:04 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:does Detroit have a football franchise?

3/4 ain't bad (and that's assuming the Tigers can keep it up - which I realize is a borderline mentally unfit stance)

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:3/4 ain't bad (and that's assuming the Tigers can keep it up - which I realize is a borderline mentally unfit stance)

If they are above .500 after April, we might be in for a good season. Traditionally, the Tigers start poorly and are behind the 8-ball by the time the calendar turns to May. I look at this start as encouraging but consider the opposition and I'd like to see a couple of turns in the rotation before I judge this team fully. I like what I see but to be honest, starting the 5-1 is no different that any team winning 5 of 6 during a part of the season...it just looks good when you say they're 5-1 right now. They play 25 games in April...if they have at least 13 wins by May 1, I'd say it's a successful start.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:55 pm

you are in a division wif Cleveland, ChiSox and Twins. Outlook not rosy for Tigers.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:05 pm

We'll see...

I can at least say with confidence that those teams won't come into each series with the advantage as far as managers are concerned. Leyland is the first manager since Sparky that I feel comfortable about and hopefully he can keep the clubhouse from falling apart like the guys that came before him.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:07 pm

^^Pretty much. Stick them in the AL West and they've got a shot.

At the very least, they'll score some runs on people this year.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:29 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At the very least, they'll score some runs on people this year.

They've shown flashes in the past of being able to slug with the big boys...just need to keep everyone healthy. The pitching is still a question mark...I don't expect Verlander throw seven innings of shutout ball every time out. I think this team just needs to avoid the big slumps that they're famous for. It shouldn't be too much to ask this team to win more than half of their games this year.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:31 pm

Shoalzie wrote:The pitching is still a question mark.

understatement

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:35 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At the very least, they'll score some runs on people this year.

They've shown flashes in the past of being able to slug with the big boys...just need to keep everyone healthy. The pitching is still a question mark...I don't expect Verlander throw seven innings of shutout ball every time out. I think this team just needs to avoid the big slumps that they're famous for. It shouldn't be too much to ask this team to win more than half of their games this year.

1pm, home opener vs the defending champs. I'm going to go home for lunch and catch the first hour of this one.

Hopefully Shelton will be back on track and drop a bomb or two.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:00 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:How do you do it? The Blues fucking suck like no tomorrow, and watching their games is like pulling teeth.

How do fans of shitty franchises entertain themselves durting shitty games they feel obligated to watch?

Stop picking the Phillies, dude. It ain't right.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:10 pm

Blazer fan hangs hid head in shame as he enters and exits the building. He raises his head and tips his hat at the Banner near the front door, the only evidence remaining to show that there was once a era where we didn't suck.

PL · Post by PL » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:16 pm

OK try this one on...

Buffalo fan (me)

endured 4 straight super bowl losses...if it wasnt "wide Right", tey got their brains kicked in. those Super Bowl paties made for a lot of depression drinking.
followed closely by the Music City Miracle, alledgely "throw back" which everyone knows was a forward lateral.

Hockey...The sabres getting totally ass fucked on the Brett Hull "no Goal"

losing the NBA franchise... we represent small market inferiority complex like no other.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:22 pm

PL--
you forgot to add --
wishing for a MLB franchise that will
never happen !!

T1B

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