Should m2, Van, and Dinsdale...

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:03 am

get drunk next weekend?

Sin,

The Ten Commandments

m2

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:30 am

Considering I've never tried alcohol let us instead speak of you and Dins getting 'faced whilst I sit back with the waitresses and together we'll throw water logged bar napkins at the backs of your heads until their formidable dew laden money gashes are fairly gleeking in amusement...

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:34 am

In...

but I'm easy

Ok, dins is in too.

the truth

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:41 am

Dude, I'm on the wagon. I think I might have bitched about it like mvscal at a Kwanzaa celebration once or twice.

But soon, I will once again enjoy that moment in the sun...the morning sun that hits my face every time I pass out on a park bench or at a bus stop or somewhere like that.

The Oregon brewing industry can't take the sustained economic hit that my abstinence of late has caused.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:48 am

S'alright. They'll survive. They're doubtless reaping the financial whirlwind resulting from all and sundry in the U&L who've been unfortunate enough to happen upon you during such trying times...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:51 am

That wasn't very nice.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:57 am

I'm learning.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:10 am

Really....

what did I ever do to you to deserve this?

I mean besides questioning your intelligence, sexual orientation, and lineage a few hundred times?

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:14 am

I'm just drinking for you fuckers...

The last train is at 11, and now it's a 1/4 past...

Houston station is cold as ice

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:20 am

snap

wrong thread

m2

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:56 am

Dinsdale wrote:Really....

what did I ever do to you to deserve this?

I mean besides questioning your intelligence, sexual orientation, and lineage a few hundred times?

See, if all you'd done was question these things, no biggie.

Not you. You...You went ahead and offered up answers.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:21 pm

Nothing, except Nyquil, many years ago. Never tried a sip of alcohol, including beer. Not even champagne at my wedding.

Never tried a cigarette, pot or any drug either.

Reason: I told myself when I was eight years old that I never would, and that was that. Looking around my neighborhood at the time all I saw (so it seemed to me) were my older brothers and all their friends constantly getting high. Either they were smoking these stupid, smelly bags of weeds or they were trying to figure out how to get their next stupid, smelly bag of weed.

It all seemed like such a colossal waste of time.

Besides, most of those things aren't even the least bit tempting. Most of 'em smell awful, other than some wines and margaritas. Cigarettes and pot (especially cigarettes) smell like garbage.

Not too difficult of a choice then.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:27 pm

Van wrote:Nobody invited me to any parties and nobody wanted to party with me.

fixed

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:54 pm

After awhile and after it became clear that the peer pressure angle wasn't going to work either that certainly became true.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:57 pm

RACK VAN The TeeTotaler

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:04 pm

So van has never drank and 88 has never jerked off.

Strap yourselves in boys, we've got some work to do...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:88 has never jerked off.

Dude, he's married. I call bullshit.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So van has never drank and 88 has never jerked off.

Strap yourselves in boys, we've got some work to do...

l to r: Van/88, T1B, T1B, T1B

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:07 pm

well played

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 2:45 am

Van, any other experience with intoxicants?

socal · Post by **socal** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:01 am

Van wrote:Nothing, except Nyquil...

For that nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, cold, and eight year-old going on 42 hallucination medicine.
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M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:01 am

PSUFAN wrote:Van, any other experience with intoxicants?

Other than Nyquil?

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:04 am

Jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hit submit and all I saw were some giant teletubby's.

m2

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:56 am

That blue Teletubby's cherry burst LP is identical to the one I stupidly sold last year.

I want another one of those fuckers.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:10 am

Van, why do you want a teletubby?

Can I interest you in some 4 way windowpane?

Just for Van

:twisted:

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:39 am

I think I lost Van with this one...

Could you picture Van droppin'???

It'd be like trying to stop Annie on a meth binge!

m2

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:48 am

m2 wrote: Just for Van

Sucked down some beers at that bar there, a few doors down, on the...not sure, I think it would be the southwest corner(?) last year.

I miss beer.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:55 am

dins, you need to tell what the fuck happend?

m2

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:56 am

I thought I did...

I had to quit drinking.

That's what happened. Long story short, anyway.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:03 am

Dinsdale wrote:I thought I did...

I had to quit drinking.

That's what happened. Long story short, anyway.

Let's hear it!!!

I told everyone(88) about my trip last year.

m2

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:06 am

OK.

Dinsdale's innards got mad.

Dinsdale is on hiatus from alcohol and fatty foods.

The end.

Riveting story, I know.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:15 am

Dinsdale wrote:OK.

Dinsdale's innards got mad.

Dinsdale is on hiatus from alcohol and fatty foods.

The end.

Riveting story, I know.

So you talked to a "Quack"

You do know, the same fucker that said you can't have a drink... is havin' a drink?

m2

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:27 am

I was given a choice -- stop drinking for a while, or die young.

Seemed like a pretty easy one.

I'll be falling back off the saddle again sooner or later.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:I was given a choice -- stop drinking for a while, or die young.

Seemed like a pretty easy one.

I'll be falling back off the saddle again sooner or later.

Don't listen to "the truth"...

I'm just here to help...

Sup, player

m2

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:08 pm

Dinsdale wrote:OK.

Dinsdale's innards got mad.

Dinsdale is on hiatus from alcohol and fatty foods.

dude, but you're only 40. if that.

HOW???!!!

were you trying to kill yourself???

what could you have possibly done to yourself?
HOW could you have possibly done it to yourself
to make your insides try to kill you? at your age?

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:15 pm

m2 wrote:I hit submit and all I saw were some giant teletubby's.

Interesting. I just did the same thing and all I saw was another wasted take from a talentless messageboard shitbag. Go figure.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:26 pm

Haight-Ashbury is tumbleweeds and Gap stores now. BFD

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:37 pm

the gap doesnt even sell pocket t-shirts anymore. fuck them

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:44 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
m2 wrote:I hit submit and all I saw were some giant teletubby's.
Interesting. I just did the same thing and all I saw was another wasted take from a talentless messageboard shitbag. Go figure.

no one's gonna call you out for how you just
shat on yourself, so i'll do it since i don't think you
were being modest... :?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:45 pm

bbqjones wrote:the gap doesnt even sell pocket t-shirts anymore. fuck them

why are you going to the gap? what are you, some preppie loser?