Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

[Filthy McNastie]

My little brother brought over a video with this chick in it...



Cytheria is a squirter of EPIC proportions...shoots it 15 feet easy...

Now...

IS IT PISS...???

Or is it something different...?

L8.

[Dinsdale]

I just read an article about this very subject, but it's much too early in the morning to rehash it.

In summary, it said that it depends on the chick. In some, it's straight effluviate, in others, it's a pee/effluvium mix.

I actually could have lived without this knowledge, since up to that point, I was in blissful ignorance of the pee thing.

Considering that throughout my life, literally gallons of that stuff heas ended up in my mouth, I could have gone a lifetime without knowing.

And from today on...you now share my pain, Filth.

But at this point, I'm an addict, and I don't see myself shucking the pee/effluvium habit anytime soon.

[Fat Bones]

(hands over eyes and ears) lalalalalalalalala...I don't wanna know(/end)

It's nectar. That's it.

[Uncle Fester]

it's straight effluviate

It's WHAT??

There was one?

[Risa]

Y'all are nasty

[Uncle Fester]

Well I did the proverbial Google search. Bleah.

Main Entry: ef·flu·vi·um
Pronunciation: e-'flü-vE-&m
Variant(s): also ef·flu·via /-vE-&/
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -via or -vi·ums
Etymology: Latin effluvium act of flowing out, from effluere
1 : an invisible emanation; especially : an offensive exhalation or smell
2 : a by-product especially in the form of waste

Also

http://www.effluvium.us/

[indyfrisco]

Back in high school, I was really into effluvium.

[Rack Fu]

Anyone listen to Howard Stern yesterday? They had some chicks from the site http://www.fuckingmachines.com (! implied) and a couple were squirters. Gary took some shrapnel in the eye and Artie got some on his arm. They were both freaked out by it for obvious health hazard reasons.

[DMike316]

They were both freaked out by it for obvious health hazard reasons.

What health hazard reasons?

- Sharon Stone

[Risa]

Anyone listen to Howard Stern yesterday? They had some chicks from the site http://www.fuckingmachines.com (! implied) and a couple were squirters. Gary took some shrapnel in the eye and Artie got some on his arm. They were both freaked out by it for obvious health hazard reasons.

so why invite them in the first place?


that makes no sense.

[Rack Fu]

Because it made for great radio. Why else?

[Risa]

Because it made for great radio. Why else?

off topic, i hate you. whatever vibes you've been sending out to little meadow soprano, now she's all anorexic looking.

have you seen her recently? that little girl is buggin' on some serious callista flockheart dieting. it's horrible.

[Rack Fu]

Her little dance on the season premiere of The Sopranos worked for me.

[Rich Fader]

Anyone listen to Howard Stern yesterday? They had some chicks from the site http://www.fuckingmachines.com (! implied) and a couple were squirters. Gary took some shrapnel in the eye and Artie got some on his arm. They were both freaked out by it for obvious health hazard reasons.

So if it's that big a deal, next time, pretend it's a Gallagher gig and wear ponchos. Jeez.

:D

[titlover]

http://www.purepornstar.com/hosted1/cy/ ... a014/1.jpg

[DiT]

my ex o/l was a friggin gusher.
used to squirt right into my mouth till that shit was running off my chin.
didn't taste like piss but then again I really haven't sampled any piss to speak of :twisted:

[jtr]

Well I did the proverbial Google search. Bleah.

Main Entry: ef·flu·vi·um
Pronunciation: e-'flü-vE-&m
Variant(s): also ef·flu·via /-vE-&/
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -via or -vi·ums
Etymology: Latin effluvium act of flowing out, from effluere
1 : an invisible emanation; especially : an offensive exhalation or smell
2 : a by-product especially in the form of waste

Also

http://www.effluvium.us/

imagine the scene if this were a national spelling bee chosen word....

[Mike Backer]

Considering that throughout my life, literally gallons of that stuff heas ended up in my mouth.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anybody elses bullshit detector go off the charts when they read this? Mine did.

[dave]

I really haven't sampled any piss to speak of

Yep. Tasting piss is basically unspeakable.

[Charles De Mar]

In summary, it said that it depends on the chick. In some, it's straight effluviate, in others, it's a pee/effluvium mix.


Considering that throughout my life, literally gallons of that stuff heas ended up in my mouth, I could have gone a lifetime without knowing.

.

Nice to know that your mouth is nothing more than a toilet bowl and septic system for filthy skanks to unload thier bladders in.

See Dins, all this time and nothings changed. You still swill piss.

[PSUFAN]

Thanks for reminding us that better folks than you used to post here, Chuck of the Sea - and I'm not talking about Annie of the Desert.

[Charles De Mar]

Thanks for reminding us that better folks than you used to post here, Chuck of the Sea - and I'm not talking about Annie of the Desert.

You're welcome.

Those 3 reply threads were EPCOT back in the day....

[pron]

(!) Female Squirting Orgasm Video Gallery 1 (!)

[PSUFAN]

While I have seen females ejaculate somewhat voluminously, I feel pretty certain most of what North Hollywood is showing us in that category is fake. Those girls would be suffering from some pretty severe dehydration. Heck, Cytheria doesn't appear to weigh nearly as much as the volumes of geyserage that plume out of her. She's have to look like Rumplecow to store that much liquid in her.

[smackaholic]

geeze chuck. digging kinda deep for some ammo against dims, ain't cha?

and for a second there, I thought filthy mighta popped in.

i wish that fukk would drop in. ain't heard a good neighbor dog fukking story in awhile.

[Dinsdale]

geeze chuck. digging kinda deep for some ammo against dims, ain't cha?

Is he?

I wouldn't know, since he hit the ignore list within about 2 hours of his first post. I'm guessing not seeing his "contributions" is bliss.

[PSUFAN]

Heroin - it's the new breakfast.

[WolverineSteve]

More proof (as if needed) that Dinsie poo is full of shit.

Squirters are very fucking rare. In the real world (not the porn you jerk yourself to) squirters do not know when they are going to do so, it just occurs. Again, very fucking rare. It has absolutely nothing to do with the voracity of your "technique". It just happens, and it doesn't "squirt" it just flows. It is most prevelant with "g" spot stimulation and most certainly does not occur with every orgasm. You internet jerkoholics fall for every niche of porn created. Woman do not, nor should they, shoot fluid across the room.....Sorry you (liars) had to find out this way.

[Ken]

More proof (as if needed) that Dinsie poo is full of shit.

Squirters are very fucking rare. In the real world (not the porn you jerk yourself to) squirters do not know when they are going to do so, it just occurs. Again, very fucking rare. It has absolutely nothing to do with the voracity of your "technique". It just happens, and it doesn't "squirt" it just flows. It is most prevelant with "g" spot stimulation and most certainly does not occur with every orgasm. You internet jerkoholics fall for every niche of porn created. Woman do not, nor should they, shoot fluid across the room.....Sorry you (liars) had to find out this way.

Dude, you're simply wrong on three counts.
-Squirters aren't rare. Not the majority either, for sure though. But, I've experienced just enough of 'em that I can unequivocally say they aren't 'rare' (my current GF is one). On the other hand, maybe I've just been lucky or something.
-They fucking squirt. Don't even begin to tell me they don't. Yes, some kind of just 'pour' but make no mistake, some flat out go super soaker. It ain't bullshit.
-It has a LOT to do with technique. 'G' spot stimulation would be a 'technique' would it not? W/my current gf, I know eggfuckingzactly how to make her go 'Old Faithful Geyser', every single time.

[Charles De Mar]

Dude, you're simply wrong on three counts.
-Squirters aren't rare. Not the majority either, for sure though. But, I've experienced just enough of 'em that I can unequivocally say they aren't 'rare' (my current GF is one). On the other hand, maybe I've just been lucky or something.
-They fucking squirt. Don't even begin to tell me they don't. Yes, some kind of just 'pour' but make no mistake, some flat out go super soaker. It ain't bullshit.
-It has a LOT to do with technique. 'G' spot stimulation would be a 'technique' would it not? W/my current gf, I know eggfuckingzactly how to make her go 'Old Faithful Geyser', every single time.

Keep thinking that big boi.

The facts are that your current girlfriend is pissing all over your stuff and you think its cool.

retard.

[PSUFAN]

maybe I've just been lucky or something.

Maybe you just have a stack of laundomat coupons.

"Make me SQUIRT, big guy!!"

"I can't, the dryer cycle only just started."

[Dinsdale]

Going with Ken here... and laughing at Wolverine Steve.

Gee, Steve, it would appear that it is YOU, my friend, that have learned about women's genitalia from the internet.

Kettle pot blacvk and stuff.


Heck, I'm still in contact with the Malodorous Squirter, of pending internet fame. For that matter, I could probably even pull off a Malodorous Squirter PET, but I don't feel like working that much game for a rerun of a chick with a smelly pussy. I'm sured she'd be cool wit it, though... the freak.

[Charles De Mar]

Not to go internet bb gyneo on you but, vaginal secretory glands really function no differently than surface epithelial (skin) sweat glands. They have the same ectodermal development and are no different in functionality other than the mucoid product they secret that can range from a watery to fully viscous mucous.

There is no component to the vagina that can 'squirt' other than urethral contractions.

These women are pissing on you stupid fuckers.

And this malodorous thing....they either have a bacterial vaginosis, candidiasis or some fucking wild trichomonas infection flaming up and spicing the piss they are dumping into your open mouth.

But keep working that story dawg. Your sexual prowess is epic.

[Tom In VA]

I don't think it's piss. But I"m ready to experiment more and bring back the factual data facts and stuff.

[Goober McTuber]

It has a LOT to do with technique. 'G' spot stimulation would be a 'technique' would it not? W/my current gf, I know eggfuckingzactly how to make her go 'Old Faithful Geyser', every single time.

Same way you did with your wife. Introduce her to a large black fellow.

[Smackie Chan]

Not to go internet bb gyneo on you but, vaginal secretory glands really function no differently than surface epithelial (skin) sweat glands. They have the same ectodermal development and are no different in functionality other than the mucoid product they secret that can range from a watery to fully viscous mucous.

There is no component to the vagina that can 'squirt' other than urethral contractions.

These women are pissing on you stupid fuckers.

Yup. There may be a little vag lube mixed in, but for the most part, what is being squirted on (and in) y'all is 100% pee-pee.

Cheers!

[Tom In VA]

Yup. There may be a little vag lube mixed in, but for the most part, what is being squirted on (and in) y'all is 100% pee-pee.

Looks like those days of swilling cheap beer aren't wasted then. It tastes better than Milwaulkee's Best ever did.

Plus it can always be spun into "Fucked her so hard she pissed herself"

Then of course there's the occassion of literally "Fucking the shit out of her".


Wasn't that a Christmas song a few years back ?

[PSUFAN]

These women are pissing on you stupid fuckers.

OK, I laughed.

[poptart]

After much painstaking research, and using computerized advanced hidden text message discovery techniques, the following important 'messages' have been uncovered from dialogue posted in this thread.

Highly interesting, but sure, you might take it all with a grain of salt.





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Howard Stern Ken jerkoholics

laundromat coupons Risa EPCOT

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Charles De Mar swallow septic

Rumplecow lube jerk yourself

vagina jtr none

super soaker pissed squirt glands Rack Fu

[PSUFAN]

Maybe you just have a stack of laundromat coupons.

That hung in everybody's sweet spot for a loooong time. Don't say I never gave you guys anything.