Ostriches Acquire Domicile in the DPRK! (images included)

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Ostriches Acquire Domicile in the DPRK! (images included)

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Korea Today

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an unusual stampede

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hanging around

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an hygenic situation!

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a perplexing choice for foreign consumers

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growth of the birds under thorough computer observation

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a general view of an osterich farm

In the suburbs of Pyongyang, capital city of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea newly appeared a stock farm hardly seen before. It was built on February Juche 91(2002).

Occupying 550,000 square metres of floor space and 91,200 square metres of total building area, the farm keeps ostriches from African tropical deserts, providing a "small kingdom" for the happy life of the birds. On both sides of a highway and a river runs of thousands of ostriches are settled in the picturesque area by the hillocks.

The farm is well furnished with a hatchery equipped with scores of artificial incubators, dozens of buildings for breeding ostriches, chicks and fattening.

All the roads in the compound are asphalt-paved and farm buildings nestled side by side in woods of various kinds of flower plants, maple trees and white birches.

Ostrich runs have extensive outside grass fields for playground and the buildings have double walls and ceilings. The facades of the buildings are exposed direct to the sun all day long.

Ostrich eggs weigh 1.6 kilogrammes on average and some even weigh over two kilogrammes.

The farm breeds mainly African black ostriches and blue-necked ones; they grow for 12-14 months to weigh 120-130 kilogrammes.

It has also ostrich meat processing factory, where processed goods are vacuum-packed. The processed leathers meet the demand of consumers.

The farm is operated on a scientific basis, all the management and breeding activities done by computers.

It has also a modern feed processing shop and a fodder base of 1,200 hectares.

Ostrich meat and eggs produced at the farm are supplied to the Pyongyang citizens.

Restaurants specializing in ostrich roast meat and other dishes are established everywhere in the city.

Ostrich plumes are made into scarves, fans and cushions; its leather into shoes or bags of high grade. Its eggshells are used for making craftworks or ornaments. They are all favourably commented.

The produced goods are also exported to foreign countries.

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There's an Irie joke there somewhere......Naaaaah...forget it.
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Re: Ostriches Acquire Domicile in the DPRK! (images included

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Dr_Phibes wrote:...and breeding activities done by computers.
Cyber with N. Korean ostriches much Phibes?
Hook me up with the Ostrich Bukkake Milf download password sometime.

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Kim Jong Screwball playing "Reuben Kincade" to North Korea's own "Partridge Family".

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Which one's Keith?

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"Glorious Leader? Hey, I'll drink to that!"
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The point is that unlike the vast majority of farm animals in our bio-industry, these are not simply stuffed into a tiny hole, force-fed, turned into cannibals and forced to lay eggs - spreading disease into the human population as is done with cattle in the name of profit.

So do tell. How are livestock reared in the anarchist nations of the world?
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No, the point is that Communist scumbags and dumb animals with their head in the ground go hand in hand.
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Still waiting to hear from OCMike, our local expert on large flightless birds...




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Dr_Phibes wrote:The point is that unlike the vast majority of farm animals in our bio-industry, these are not simply stuffed into a tiny hole, force-fed, turned into cannibals and forced to lay eggs - spreading disease into the human population as is done with cattle in the name of profit.

So do tell. How are livestock reared in the anarchist nations of the world?
so they treat ostriches better than their citizens. no news there.
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Martyred wrote: N. Korea = hell
I find it strange that you spend your time attacking the western media's Zionist influence and the lies told regarding Iraq - then when media jeers at Kim Jong Il and the rest of the leadership of the DPRK to whip up support for another disasterous imperialist war - by slandering and demonising the DPRK, you use them as a source. You should make an attempt at some form of consistency.

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Kim Jong Il writes...
“The capitalist cinema, which promotes a few ‘popular stars’ to curry favor with the audience…reduces the stars to puppets and the film to a commodity. "

Okay...I get it now.
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