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Top 10 reasons not to waste your time tomorrow on ABC

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:13 am
by The Seer
10. SCum has had only 1 week off, not 3 like UCLA.

9. UCLA now has 3 starters on the O-line out for the game.

8. Dorrell has not shown he can coach a game of any importance.

7. UCLA's defense ranks 115 out of 119.

6. Only 22,000 seats offered UCLA in the 90,000+ colisseum.

5. SCum has the confidence from the past 2 years.

4. UCLA has not played 1 decent game wearing their whites.

3. SCum traditionally gets the calls in this series.

2. Drew Olson has done it with mirrors and will be exposed tomorrow.

1. Final prediction: SCum - 82, UCLA -0

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:41 am
by WolverineSteve
10. What the fuck does that mean.

9. Cry for me. Injuries are still part of the game.

8. Who's Dorrel :P .

7. So what. You and the rest of the cfb world knows if UCLA has a chance, it's in a shootout.

6. as a percentage that's way more seats alotted than in any other rivalry I've ever heard of.

5. excuse

4. pussy excuse

3. Jon=bitch of an excuse!!

2. Who the fuck are you rooting for?

1. If you are a UCLA fan, please turn in your card. You're a worse naysayer than Lou Holtz.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:22 am
by Roofer
I for one will be tuning in to see the Heisman debate settled once and for all. Reggie the Gangbanger (sup Sky) and his mates will have an advantage as they'll know the numbers VY put up earlier. Not saying they'll taylor their game plan around getting The President some hardware, but it could mean leaving him in a little longer if it's a blowout.

I'll be watchin.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:59 am
by Van
I'll be tapin', and tryin' like hell not to find out anything about the game all day until I get home tomorrow night to watch the tape.

Fuggen work. I just know some assdart is going to try to ruin it for me before I can make it home.

:evil:

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:06 am
by WolverineSteve
[Beavis] He said ass dart [Beavis]

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:32 am
by The Seer
WolverineSteve wrote:
2. Who the fuck are you rooting for?


Just parroting the conventional wisdom and summarizing all the cumulative knowledge of the prognosticators that has been spewing all over the college football world....


That said, I think I'll tune in. :wink:

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:49 am
by WolverineSteve
now I get it. My bad! :lol:

Re: Top 10 reasons not to waste your time tomorrow on ABC

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:22 am
by Danimal
The Seer wrote:10. SCum has had only 1 week off, not 3 like UCLA.

9. UCLA now has 3 starters on the O-line out for the game.

8. Dorrell has not shown he can coach a game of any importance.7. UCLA's defense ranks 115 out of 119.

6. Only 22,000 seats offered UCLA in the 90,000+ colisseum.

5. SCum has the confidence from the past 2 years.

4. UCLA has not played 1 decent game wearing their whites.

3. SCum traditionally gets the calls in this series.

2. Drew Olson has done it with mirrors and will be exposed tomorrow.

1. Final prediction: SCum - 82, UCLA -0
Funny how critics only figure your important games as the ones you lost. When you win they just denigrate your opponent and/or how you won. Thus making it not a big win anymore.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:56 pm
by King Crimson
OKlahoma-Villanova on ESPN.

:D

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 3:43 pm
by Bobby42
I'll watch USC/UCLA it to see the final game for Tommy Trojan, II.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:07 pm
by socal
My only reason for missing the second half will be if my kid's soccer team advances in tournament play. Then again, I can multi-task and shout directions while watching the game on a portable TV.

Seer, have a little faith, bro.

:lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:50 pm
by SoCalTrjn
your kid plays soccer? what is he 3? 4? get the kid out of ballerina ball before he learns to dive like Greg Looseanus and gets in touch with his sensitive side

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:20 am
by WolverineSteve
Holy shit seer, you had this shit right on!!

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:22 am
by TenTallBen
WolverineSteve wrote:Holy shit seer, you had this shit right on!!
Wurd.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:25 am
by The Seer
I know my college football.


P.S. Take SC whatever the spread vs. Texas.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:27 am
by WolverineSteve
Texas might have scored 90 on UCLA today.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:40 am
by GreginPG
WolverineSteve wrote:Texas might have scored 90 on UCLA today.
USC might have as well.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:57 am
by socal
SoCalTrjn wrote:your kid plays soccer? what is he 3? 4? get the kid out of ballerina ball before he learns to dive like Greg Looseanus and gets in touch with his sensitive side
Actually she's 10, and would have held SC to 45.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:56 pm
by SoCalTrjn
Thats cause SC doesnt play ballerina ball.
at 10 he should have started playing Junior All American for 4 years now