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Softball Bat wrote:My market takes are basic common sense

Yet they continue to be wrong. Multiple dates have come and gone which you told us would see the DJIA fall into the high teens. You missed on each of those. You have also told us to get out of the market completely. Had any of us followed that misguided suggestion we would have missed out on 11.5% growth over the past year.

Go back to trolling your flat earth crap. At least that is good for solid laffs.
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You are a disaster.
Crapping all over the place.

I gave no date.
As of now the Dow is off nearly 1,000 pts from its high.


Don's got a lot of problems.









You fake conservatives 'tards are going to have to end up sucking it.
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Softball Bat wrote: As of now the Dow is off nearly 1,000 pts from its high.
It is a market, it will fluctuate. Yet you suggest everyone get out and miss the 11.5% gain of the last 365 days. Real common sense there eh?

Troll on troll.
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88 wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:For starters the law that prohibits in-kind campaign contributions.
OK, smart guy (who is being lazy as fuck). The check posted in this thread is a personal check, and not a check from the campaign. Explain how spending your own ducats to tamp down a bimbo eruption is an in-kind contribution. And where is the link to the statute? I’m looking for your analysis here. You assert felonies. Put up or shut up.
Stick to defending chemical polluters, moron.
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smackaholic wrote: WRONG.

Sleazeball rich guys have been paying whores money for a long time to STFU.

It is not illegal.
It violates campaign finance law, you weapons grade moron. I know you're over invested in defending our mafioso president at all costs, but do try to keep up.
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Keep telling yourself that, corky. Maybe someone will believe you eventually.

It did not.

If at some point, someone decides it did, he'll pay a fine, just like Obama did when he actually violated campaign law.
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smackaholic wrote:Keep telling yourself that, corky. Maybe someone will believe you eventually.

It did not.
The payment to Karen McDougal alone did. AMI (National Enquirer) admitted as such. Read my link above.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: It violates campaign finance law, you weapons grade moron.

So it is not a campaign finance violation when a Dem does the same thing? See John Edwards. Go ahead and link us up to where you were crying about him violating campaign finance laws.

Otherwise this is just more of the liberal hypocrisy, do what I say not what I do.
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Left Seater wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: It violates campaign finance law, you weapons grade moron.

So it is not a campaign finance violation when a Dem does the same thing? See John Edwards. Go ahead and link us up to where you were crying about him violating campaign finance laws.

Otherwise this is just more of the liberal hypocrisy, do what I say not what I do.
Each case should be tried on its own merits. Edwards was tried & found not guilty on one charge while the jury deadlocked on five other charges.

So why is it you think Edwards should have been tried but not Trump?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Each case should be tried on its own merits.

So why is it you think Edwards should have been tried but not Trump?

A) I never said he shouldn’t be tried. If laws were broken, bring charges.

2). Screwy is claiming that campaign finance laws were violated here as if he is the judge and jury. Yet he hasn’t said boo about the Muslim Freshmen in Congress that paid herself a salary after the election with campaign funds. If true that is also a campaign finance violation.
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88 wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
88 wrote:I, for one, would be shocked if it was for anything other than hush money.
Themselves felonies.
Really? What criminal law prohibits the payment of hush money? Take your time. Link me up to the statute.
30116(a)(1)(A) and you know this. You will just suck the red menace’s cock long enough to say that 130k to a pornstar to shut up before an election does not contribute to his campaign. Go fuck your self you vile POS.
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Left Seater wrote: Muslim Freshmen in Congress that paid herself a salary after the election with campaign funds. If true that is also a campaign finance violation.
Oh really? Link us up. Also, as a reminder, she's not the president.
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Kierland wrote: 30116(a)(1)(A) and you know this. You will just suck the red menace’s cock long enough to say that 130k to a pornstar to shut up before an election does not contribute to his campaign. Go fuck your self you vile POS.
There is no lie too outrageous that the GOP won't peddle to maintain any sort of hold on power. Exhibit A is this entire CPAC weekend. "They want to take away your hamburgers.....make you eat dogfood." Get a god damn grip.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Left Seater wrote: Muslim Freshmen in Congress that paid herself a salary after the election with campaign funds. If true that is also a campaign finance violation.
Oh really? Link us up. Also, as a reminder, she's not the president.
Is your google broken, or do you just have it censor anything not approved by the DNC?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washin ... f_amp=true
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I'm sure this will be resolved quickly.
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.088 wrote:Explain the violation.

And remember, Cohen testified that Trump paid tHe National Enquirer to do exactly the same thing many years before (10+) that this money was supposedly used for. Are you suggesting that doing what you’ve always done is a felony if you do it when you are a candidate or office holder? What is your authority? Take some good advice. Don’t talk shit when all you’ve got is shit.
There's your FAUX judge...







Anyway, it's going to end up not meaning all that much, imo.

There is an avalanche that is going to crumble down on Don, and this particular issue isn't all that is needed to bring him down and force him from office.

Not by a long shot.
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88 wrote:Here’s the statute. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/52/30116

Explain the violation.

And remember, Cohen testified that Trump paid tHe National Enquirer to do exactly the same thing many years before (10+) that this money was supposedly used for. Are you suggesting that doing what you’ve always done is a felony if you do it when you are a candidate or office holder? What is your authority? Take some good advice. Don’t talk shit when all you’ve got is shit.
I already quoted the code and told everyone what you would say, and then you said exactly that. And yes paying a pornstar to stay quite right before an election is different than when you are not nominated by a major party to run for POTUS. It’s called legal analysis, you should try it sometime.
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Nice white flag you simpering louse.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:I'm sure this will be resolved quickly.
It should be. She either paid herself on those days with campaign funds or she didn’t. If she did a conviction should be handed down ASAP.
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That’s not how criminal laws work you insufferable twat.
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Well then how late my should it take little man?
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Try English you fat fuck.
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How long?
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Are you having a stroke?
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Mushrooms again.



FAA, drug test this clown asap.

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Kierland wrote:Are you having a stroke?
Screwy said this should be resolved quickly. I agreed. You disagreed. Please tell us how long this will get dragged out oh wise one?

Drug tested every 4 months. Get a medical and mental evaluation as well. I continue to pass those, unlike you who would fail the mental evaluation in seconds as soon as the examiner heard the words flat earth and realized you were serious.
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druggie wrote:flat earth
You dumb@sses will never get it out of your head.
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Bad lawyer and fraudster Michael Cohen said under sworn testimony that he never asked for a Pardon.
His lawyers totally contradicted him. He lied! Additionally, he directly asked me for a pardon. I said NO.
He lied again! He also badly wanted to work at the White House. He lied!


- Donald (3/8/19)

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The bad lawyer and fraudster who Don had as his right hand man for over a decade?

That liar, bad lawyer, and fraudster?



You just can't make this shit up.
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Softball Bat wrote:
druggie wrote:flat earth
You dumb@sses will never get it out of your head.

While you are correct, it isn’t for the reason you think. Just like I can recite lines from Fletch or Top Gun but haven’t seen those films in a year, we can’t get flat earth out of our head for the comedic value.

But keep telling yourself you got over.
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