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Goober McTuber wrote:AP has a history of “outing” trolls

His batting average on that at T1B is somewhere near the same percentage as YAFJ predictions.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:AP has a history of “outing” trolls

His batting average on that at T1B is somewhere near the same percentage as YAFJ predictions.

You can credit Katy for that. Several months back she came out with some arbitrary "list" of trolls and who's running who. Of course AP took it as rock solid 100% fact, and isn't backing down from it. Because when I want trustworthy and credible info, I always look to deranged board misfits with a history of chronic lying, ax grinding, bridge burning, and dramatic meltdowns.

Goober McTuber wrote:AP initially suggested fucking SG’s sister.

No, he suggested fucking Imus... which I've believed for a while now (it appears to be confirmed now) is Martyred's troll. Which made your little exchange quite hilarious.

As far as me being unaware of AP's beliefs, wants, and/or desires... I make no apologies. I can't follow his every trainwreck.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:AP initially suggested fucking SG’s sister.

No, he suggested fucking Imus...

Imus, who AP believes is SG's sister. No matter what anybody else tells him.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:No, he suggested fucking Imus... which I've believed for a while now (it appears to be confirmed now) is Martyred's troll.

Uh.........no.

Martyred wrote:



Dude, that's fucked up...completely out-of-bounds...

You're talking about the guy's wife...

Damn...this place is brutal.

Yeah..nobody should do that...Just let him cruise in peace with this bumping out of the stereo...Coogs can swoon over Freddy and his fat ass old lady can thump her thighs to the theme song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM8uRndlZIA

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always look to deranged board misfits with a history of ax grinding

Then they hang the freshly-honed ax on their wall.

Nice catch, Dins.
/nods

Dinsdale wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always look to deranged board misfits with a history of ax grinding

Then they hang the freshly-honed ax on their wall.

YUMMY

BSmack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:the only thing dumber than buying a brand new jeep is buying a brand new jeep for the sole purpose of carting someone to a job 7 miles away and back. tell the OL to get a bike and ride it to work. Stay away from carbon fiber and aluminum though. I've heard good thinks about the surly long haul trucker when it comes to loaded up bicycles.

2nd. Especially in a place like Houston where winter is almost never a concern. Even if you bought a vehicle, why buy a brand new 4x4 SUV just to put 14 miles a day on it? Better to get something 4-5 years old if you're just going to putt-putt to and from work for the next 10 years.

In all fairness to Coogs (and his wife), biking around the Houston area is akin to having a death wish. I live 25 miles from Houston and I still need to drive another 10 miles or so further out of town to find some riding places where I won't get killed. Bicycle commuting in Houston is not very smart. It's not a bike friendly place at all.

Plus it's not reasonable to expect Rumplec'oog's to bike back and forth to work every day. Not just because she's fat but because she's obviously too high maintenance, since she demands a brand new SUV for a 7 mile commute.

I'm surprised I would have to point this out to a married man like BSmack, although he seems to lack in the common sense department, an area where Google and Wikipedia don't help out much.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Plus it's not reasonable to expect Rumplec'oog's to bike back and forth to work every day. Not just because she's fat but because she's obviously too high maintenance, since she demands a brand new SUV for a 7 mile commute.

I'm surprised I would have to point this out to a married man like BSmack, although he seems to lack in the common sense department, an area where Google and Wikipedia don't help out much.

I did allow that a vehicle purchase might still be warranted. Just not a brand new SUV.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Plus it's not reasonable to expect Rumplec'oog's to bike back and forth to work every day. Not just because she's fat but because she's obviously too high maintenance, since she demands a brand new SUV for a 7 mile commute.

I'm surprised I would have to point this out to a married man like BSmack, although he seems to lack in the common sense department, an area where Google and Wikipedia don't help out much.

To get proper & relevant excercise for her size and obscene obesity, you would need to hitch her to a tractor pull sled.
Dragging that may help, especially if you had a bucket of high gravy slop hanging in front of her largemouth bass looking mouth for incentive.

nah, that's all strength training. mt rumplewife needs cardio work. a spinning class would be good, if she can find a bike that's up to it.

MadRussian wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always look to deranged board misfits with a history of ax grinding

Then they hang the freshly-honed ax on their wall.

YUMMY

Isn't that your sister?


Congrats, Crumpledlife. Your wife's new ride is not the worst on the road, just 3rd worst.

Worst
Model Score
Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sahara 17
Ford Ranger XLT (V6) 25
Jeep Liberty Sport 27
Smart ForTwo Passion 28
Chevrolet Aveo5 1LT (hatchback) 31
Dodge Nitro SLT (3.7) 33
Chevrolet Aveo LT (sedan) 36
Toyota FJ Cruiser 36

Goober McTuber wrote:3rd worst.

What other two are worse than the Wrangler? It's rated dead last.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:3rd worst.

What other two are worse than the Wrangler? It's rated dead last.

I'm pretty sure that if you go to the top of page one of this thread, the Rumples purchased a Liberty. A rather sporty looking Liberty.

Goober McTuber wrote:I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. But are you 100% sure?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. But are you 100% sure?

I'm 100% sure you are wrong.

http://www.jeep.com/en/callofduty/

The Wrangler edition on your list may be different, but Rumplecar is a Wrangler.

Don't sweat it, Goobs. Chicks who wax their crotch aren't expected to know shit about cars.

Well, I never claimed to be an expert at Jeeps, but I thought sure that was the Liberty. Way to make Rumps feel that much worse about his purchase.

Papa Willie wrote:I had a Cherokee about 15-16 years ago. It actually did just fine, though I didn't own it but for about a year (got rid of it because there wasn't enough room in it).

Too easy.