T1B

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 4:35 am**

R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote:
.m2 wrote:I try to add an extra chromosome when visiting this place.
And you fail MISERABLY.

No doubt.

PuffyCoat Paula probably has more than a few extra 'chromeyzomes' to spare. though. They're special issue for the greater Kansas City area.

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 5:31 am**

Gee, another witty retort from m2vscal....really???

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 1:07 pm**

JaPaulus,

You really have no idea how badly you swung and missed at the softball m2 lobbed up there, do you?

You trying to gauge "witty" after the fact tells me you don't.

Take a lap fatass. That was embarassing for even you.

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 1:16 pm**

R-Jack wrote: Take a lap fatass.

I'm pretty sure that would kill him.

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 1:24 pm**

jiminphilly wrote:
R-Jack wrote: Take a lap fatass.
I'm pretty sure that would kill him.

It's an old joke. Probably dates back to TNW days.

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 1:34 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 7:23 pm**

x 2

Boy those were the day. And RuPaul Walker Lindh? It was classic how that very phrase got him to melt.

Thanks for the laugh Bri.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:02 pm**

Sweet Jesus. The Walrus is cut.

:D

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:04 pm**

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RACK!

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:07 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
Aaron in Tucson wrote:<div style="display: block; margin: 10px auto; text-align: center;"><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/OpenEntPlayer.swf" id="1_7652a56e_5952_11df_acc9_0019b9e56dac" name="1_7652a56e_5952_11df_acc9_0019b9e56dac" flashvars="auto_play=false&clip_pid=kxbrslvycj&e=&id=1_7652a56e_5952_11df_acc9_0019b9e56dac&skin_pid=wfxswdnlkf" width="300" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent"></embed><div id="1_7652a56e_5952_11df_acc9_0019b9e56dac_anchor" style="font-size: 8px; color: black; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/kxbr ... er-Jr-Damn" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">Damn! sound bite</a>  <a href="http://www.entertonement.com/collection ... 19b9e56dac" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">The Waterboy sound bites</a></div><img alt="Damn! sound bite" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/im ... /blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></div>
RACK!

I guess, Gobbles.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:08 pm**

Don't know which name to pick so many I've read on this board that have cracked me up but I'll go with Jawalrus is GONE!

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:09 pm**

JaMoolie is finally NOT a Raydah...and to think he stole $39 million from Alcula yet he didn't even have to use a ski mask. Nice gig if you can get it.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:10 pm**

Paul wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
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RACK!
I guess, Gobbles.

That's what he originally posted, you FAT fucking RETARD.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 9:17 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:
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RACK!

RACK ME!

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 1:12 am**

Toos wrote:The Walrus is cut

koo koo ka choo

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 2:16 am**

And they could've taken Calvin Johnson or Joe Thomas instead...

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 2:28 am**

Or Adrian Peterson.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 2:39 am**

Or even a solid contributor on special teams. Or an assitant equipment manager. Or a waterboy. Or anybody else who could at least contribute something.

Coming soon to Ebay...well, once JaLethargy wakes up.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 2:52 am**

Does the very idea behind that necklace make anyone else want to vomit?

Somehow I just can't see Peyton Manning, Walter Payton, Joe Greene, Bill Russell, Tim Duncan, Gary Jeter or Roberto Clemente so blatantly advertizing such rampant vanity.

Pretty sure Sam Bradford or Donkeykong Suh won't be sporting anything of the sort either.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 3:44 am**

JaBloatus is gone....

http://www.insidebayarea.com/top-stories/ci_15032311

Move over, Ryan Leaf. You have company. Al surely hated to admit it, but it was the best thing to do. Like cutting out a malignant tumor.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 3:46 am**

Thanks for that update toolio. Were the last ten posts or so a Maryland road game for ya?

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 3:56 am**

R-Jack wrote:Thanks for that update toolio. Were the last ten posts or so a Maryland road game for ya?

Actually, my workers just got done "pulling hay" as blessing for your kin.

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 4:04 am**

Oh, so you had time to actually read the thread before you, despite KFCPaul's bingo-wing waving analysis, went all chromosone adding again?

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 4:10 am**

R-Jack wrote:Oh, so you had time to actually read the thread before you, despite KFCPaul's bingo-wing waving analysis, went all chromosone adding again?

Actually, I'm hoping you feed Secretariat before the kids catch on...

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 2:27 pm**

Van wrote:Gary Jeter

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 3:52 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 07, 2010 5:53 pm**

I saw that one pops. But I'd go out on a limb and say thats not who he was referring to. Gary Jeter looks like he may have been the founder of the diamond jersey.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2010 1:01 am**

Uhhhh...Gary...Derek...fuck. The classy Yankee dude with the incredible laundry list of supermodels he's "turned two" on, okay?!

I also used to like Gary Jeter. Solid Trojan, and I doubt he wore a diamond-encrusted idol of himself.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2010 7:18 am**

Chiefs Should Sign Russell

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2010 1:52 pm**

poptart wrote:Chiefs Should Sign Russell

Nick Athan is the biggest DOUSCHE ever...he was on local TV last year boldly saying that without a doubt Mike Shanahan was going to replace Herm Edwards as the head coach of the Chiefs.

That article alone should get him banned from entering the premises at One Arrowhead Drive.

Posted: **Sat May 08, 2010 4:03 pm**

Paul wrote:Nick Athan is the biggest DOUSCHE ever...

Obviously. The fact that he can imagine Kansas City and Oakland fighting for a playoff spot speaks volumes.

Posted: **Wed May 12, 2010 2:57 am**

Len Pasquarelli's take on the Duds:

Last week's release of quarterback JaMarcus Russell by the Oakland Raiders represented one of the greatest concessions in recent NFL history. It was an embarrassing but tacit admission by the team that it had erred egregiously and that the former LSU star simply can't play. And it ranked as one of the most graphic representations of the draft as a high-stakes crapshoot.

Since selecting Nnamdi Asomugha (generally regarded as one of the top three cornerbacks in the league) in 2003, the Oakland Raiders have experienced a difficult stretch with their first-round picks. Here's a review:

WR Darrius Heyward-Bey (2009): Ran the 40 in 4.3 at the '09 combine, and Raiders obviously loved his deep speed, choosing him as the first wide receiver and seventh pick overall in '09. Caught only nine passes for 124 yards and one touchdown, in 11 starts, as rookie.

RB Darren McFadden (2008): Fourth overall pick in 2004, was likened by some scouts to Adrian Peterson, and ran 4.33 at combine. But has started just a dozen games in 25 appearances in two seasons, and has yet to demonstrate explosiveness he showed in college. Has 217 rushes for 856 yards and five touchdowns.

QB JaMarcus Russell (2007): Top overall pick in '07, released last week after starting only 25 games in three seasons. Earliest release of a No. 1 overall pick since league implemented common draft in 1967. In three years, completed only 52.1 percent of his passes, with 18 touchdowns and 23 interceptions. Regarded as indifferent about the game, with questionable work ethic.

FS Michael Huff (2006): Played as a strong safety early in career after Oakland made him the seventh overall pick. Benched for a while in 2008, but has played better as a free safety. Still, shares time at position, and plays mostly on passing downs. Career-best three interceptions (of four total) and 14 passes defensed in 2009.

CB Fabian Washington (2005): In three seasons with Raiders (2005-2007), registered five interceptions and 123 tackles in 45 games. Three of his picks came in 2005. Twenty-third overall pick in '05 draft was traded to Baltimore in 2008.

G Robert Gallery (2004): Picked second overall in '04, and was originally projected as league's next great left tackle. Started his career at right tackle, then allowed 10½ sacks in '06, when he moved to left side. Has since settled in at left guard, and has 79 starts in 80 appearances. Back injury limited him to six games last season.

He isn't really a failure until he's failed for somebody other than Oakland.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/commenta ... ler/100510

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 2:00 am**

JaBloutus (lsu fat pig) was seen leaving the San Francisco Bay Area ...

Posted: **Fri May 28, 2010 5:08 am**

Ridiculous shit just never ends in Oakland.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=a ... lgrievance

You fucked up, Al, you trusted him.

Posted: **Fri May 28, 2010 11:18 am**

poptart wrote:Ridiculous shit just never ends in Oakland.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=a ... lgrievance

You fucked up, Al, you trusted him.

Hey, you're the one who wants underperforming players to give back money. And you wonder why players hold out?

Posted: **Fri May 28, 2010 1:47 pm**

BStupid wrote:Hey, you're the one who wants underperforming players to give back money.

In the drink.

Mulligan?

I said no such thing.

I said, if M. Faulk is advising "over-achieving" players who are under contract to hold out to have their contract raised, then he ought to be advising "under-achieving" players to offer to give money back.

Posted: **Fri May 28, 2010 2:48 pm**

Thanks for the clarification 'tart, even though BGrift's misrepresentation of your words made more sense.

Posted: **Fri May 28, 2010 3:20 pm**

I get that, for sure.

I'm SO looking forward to breaking out with the Billy White Shoes Johnson Funky Chicken in the middle of my living room on the inevitable day the JaWalrus Russell is BROKE stories begin to surface.

Posted: **Sat May 29, 2010 12:11 am**

Once Cable's tossed, how does Al ever expect to be able to hire anyone again, what with the way he tries to dick everyone out of their $$ once he inevitably decides to shitcan 'em?

The guy reneged on Shanahan, then he fucked over Kiffin, and now he's even trying to get a #1 pick in the draft to return up-front, guaranteed money.

His argument? "The money was an advance on his salary."

Yeah, that'll go over really well with future draft picks and free-agents.

This loon is a fucking pox.

Posted: **Sat May 29, 2010 12:14 am**

Todd, JaMarcus has all the personality of a colostomy bag, and he's as glib and eloquent as a State Representative from Ghetto, Alabama. He'll be landing an analyst gig on TV about the time you hire Dins to do some remodeling on your mansion.

T1B

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