Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:55 am
Who doesn't love the USA hockey players? I think we all agree on that.
trev wrote:Who doesn't love the USA hockey players? I think we all agree on that.
...Marty?
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Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:00 am
...Marty?
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:06 am
That was a great game...and all that was to just win the group in the prelims. It only gets better next week.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:17 am
where is marty? somebody talk him in off the ledge.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:17 am
Its been 50 years since the US beat Canada in hockey at the Olympics, props to them! Ryan Miller gained many new fans tonight. 10 members of his family have gone to Michigan State and 5 of them to the NHL. The silent GM Place at the end was great!
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:22 am
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:29 am
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Double hockey 'bode on Canada this year...we got them in the World Juniors too!
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:31 am
What's with the Canadian womens' speed skating uniforms?
Some kind of plastic wrap from waist to mid thigh. Looks like they're trying to protect the ice from menstrual leakage.
Some kind of plastic wrap from waist to mid thigh. Looks like they're trying to protect the ice from menstrual leakage.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:36 am
Solid take for a self-professed not hockey fan.Mikey wrote:Russia vs. Jagr game
USA USA USA!!!!
Drank seven FREE molson canadians at the embassy! I was riding those fucks all night. ALL NIGHT BABY!!
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:37 am
Rack the Millers.Cross Traffic wrote:Its been 50 years since the US beat Canada in hockey at the Olympics, props to them! Ryan Miller gained many new fans tonight. 10 members of his family have gone to Michigan State and 5 of them to the NHL. The silent GM Place at the end was great!
Rack the US.
Rack MgoTardtime Special
Rack Chris Drury, I take back all the horrible things I said about you making the team.
USA!
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:38 am
Tomorrow I will tell you guys about the woman representing the Canadian embassy that was showing the most cleavage tonight she'd make Audrina Patridge blush. And she was 40. Rack her rack!
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:40 am
Please, don't.
Sin,
Sin,
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:40 am
Screw_Michigan wrote:Solid take for a self-professed not hockey fan.Mikey wrote:Russia vs. Jagr game
USA USA USA!!!!
Drank seven FREE molson canadians at the embassy! I was riding those fucks all night. ALL NIGHT BABY!!
Then what you should do is piss on a pile of Rush CDs with an America flag draped around your shoulders a la Jim Craig.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:41 am
Screw_Michigan wrote:Tomorrow I will tell you guys about the woman representing the Canadian embassy that was showing the most cleavage tonight she'd make Audrina Patridge blush. And she was 40. Rack her rack!
Rules
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:42 am
She said they are going to have parties for both the men's and women's gold medal games, so I will bring my camera next time and get a shot. Hopefully she'll be showing her rack, as I don't know why she wouldn't.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:42 am
death to america
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:43 am
:? It's only group stage, no-one cares.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:45 am
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Please, don't.
Sin,
Fukkin ugh.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:49 am
Screw_Michigan wrote:She said they are going to have parties for both the men's and women's gold medal games, so I will bring my camera next time and get a shot. Hopefully she'll be showing her rack, as I don't know why she wouldn't.
Is there anything more American than MILFs and Canadian beer?
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:54 am
Yes, Shoalz. MILFs and Two Hearted.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:54 am
Dude, what do you think about the downtown arena shit in Kzoo?
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:55 am
Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes, Shoalz. MILFs and Two Hearted.
Wurd.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:56 am
Good luck in the play-in game, you fucking loser.Dr_Phibes wrote::? It's only group stage, no-one cares.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:56 am
I wonder if Canadians get tired of Americans telling them how much they like their beer?
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:03 am
Yeah, but why set yourself up far a fall like this? Everyone saw it - Canada is a stronger, faster team, it's a universal constant.
If you get to the final, Canada will only have a bigger mental edge at having been beaten - and have something to prove. You'd have been better off losing this game in the long run.
If you get to the final, Canada will only have a bigger mental edge at having been beaten - and have something to prove. You'd have been better off losing this game in the long run.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:05 am
You guys are soft as shit. All flash and no substance. Pussies like Getzlaf leading your team. You guys still on vacation? Not trying until your third game, against your bitter rival no less, isn't gonna get you anywhere. And Brodeur is a fucking liability. Why is Luongo not starting? That is absurd.
Who cares? Fuck you, Canada. I hope they move the fucking Hall of Fame to New York.
Who cares? Fuck you, Canada. I hope they move the fucking Hall of Fame to New York.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:12 am
err that would be Russia and flash is strictly prelim. Good luck winning a medal working like a plumber, it's olympics, not NHL.Screw_Michigan wrote: against your bitter rival no less
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:15 am
Scoreboard, bitch. Suck on that.
Russia's your bitter rival? Wasn't aware thousands of Canadian hockey players were choosing to play hockey in Russia instead of the US. Especially the amateur system. Canadian juniors are a fucking joke. Those guys couldn't get jobs as jizz-moppers if they weren't playing hockey.
Russia's your bitter rival? Wasn't aware thousands of Canadian hockey players were choosing to play hockey in Russia instead of the US. Especially the amateur system. Canadian juniors are a fucking joke. Those guys couldn't get jobs as jizz-moppers if they weren't playing hockey.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:17 am
Dr_Phibes wrote:Good luck winning a medal working like a plumber, it's olympics, not NHL.
Tell that to Finland in 2006...
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:22 am
Screw_Michigan wrote:Those guys couldn't get jobs as jizz-moppers if they weren't playing hockey.
Don't you think jizz-moppers would make for great curling players?
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:22 am
Yeah, sorry. Crosby's ip banned, just in case.PSUFAN wrote:Fukkin ugh.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:26 am
The tournament has just started, you shoot your mouth off, you look like a twat when you get clobbered in the end.Screw_Michigan wrote:Scoreboard, bitch. Suck on that.
It's olympics, not NHL. That's why you'll lose, you're fucking stupid, that team has no endurance, it was a one-off and you know it.Russia's your bitter rival? Wasn't aware thousands of Canadian hockey players were choosing to play hockey in Russia instead of the US. Especially the amateur system. Canadian juniors are a fucking joke. Those guys couldn't get jobs as jizz-moppers if they weren't playing hockey.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:35 am
Short track speed skating is about the most exciting. Hockey. Luge. Biathlon. Most of the downhill events.
The worst - anything with a snowboard. Nearly any women's event. Oh, and the ski cross bullshit...
The worst - anything with a snowboard. Nearly any women's event. Oh, and the ski cross bullshit...
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:35 am
Says the 1980 Soviets, your "bitter rival." Face facts, you fucking lost. On your own ice in fact. 
Your guys' assholes were puckered harder and faster than the first time an unfortunate strange kid first happens to meet Diego. That will be your downfall.
Congratulations on not finishing in eighth place this time.
Your guys' assholes were puckered harder and faster than the first time an unfortunate strange kid first happens to meet Diego. That will be your downfall.
Congratulations on not finishing in eighth place this time.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:48 am
You're Canada. It's hockey. You should never lose. Ever. That's like Spray losing at being fat. You pour fucking EVERYTHING into a single sport - so when you lose on your home ice to those "plumber" Americans, you can bet your ass you're gonna get *plungered* for it. Meanwhile, we'll continue to rack up the medal count...like we always do. Go eat a dickcicle, mountie humper.Dr_Phibes wrote:That's why you'll lose, you're fucking stupid, that team has no endurance, it was a one-off and you know it.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:52 am
What's your international record? In any tournament? Who the fuck are you again?
I'm starting to worry here, who exactly do you think you are? I know you're going through a lot of national trauma these days, you want to feel good about something. But try and keep things in perspective. I have no idea what information is being fed to you to form your opinions, but hockey pre-dates 1980.
I'm starting to worry here, who exactly do you think you are? I know you're going through a lot of national trauma these days, you want to feel good about something. But try and keep things in perspective. I have no idea what information is being fed to you to form your opinions, but hockey pre-dates 1980.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:00 am
Archive.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: You're Canada. It's hockey. You should never lose. Ever. That's like Spray losing at being fat. You pour fucking EVERYTHING into a single sport - so when you lose on your home ice to those "plumber" Americans, you can bet your ass you're gonna get *plungered* for it. Meanwhile, we'll continue to rack up the medal count...like we always do. Go eat a dickcicle, mountie humper.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:00 am
The past 50 years...USA has 2 Golds and Canada has 1Dr_Phibes wrote:What's your international record? In any tournament? Who the fuck are you again?
I'm starting to worry here, who exactly do you think you are? I know you're going through a lot of national trauma these days, you want to feel good about something. But try and keep things in perspective. I have no idea what information is being fed to you to form your opinions, but hockey pre-dates 1980.
The past 90 years...USA has 2 Golds and Canada has 8
Unless you were born before 1948, you shouldnt be claiming bode.
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:34 am
This is the Open Legged Salad Toss...legs are not level or wide enough...will probably be a .5 deduction.Martyred wrote:
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:24 pm
Re: curling
So how much practice does it take to become a master at sweeping ice? What about the training, conditioning, long hours spent in the rink working on various sweeping techniques? Do aspiring children whose parents can't afford for them to curl practice with one of these in the garage?
So how much practice does it take to become a master at sweeping ice? What about the training, conditioning, long hours spent in the rink working on various sweeping techniques? Do aspiring children whose parents can't afford for them to curl practice with one of these in the garage?