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Diogenes wrote:"I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."

You nuzzle enormous wangs, is what you nuzzle.

When Diogenes noticed a prostitute's son throwing rocks at crowd, Diogenes said to him "Careful, son. Don't hit your father."

Now he sounds like Don Rickles.

Van wrote:Now he sounds like Don Rickles.

He was asking alms of a bad-tempered man, who said, "Yes, if you can persuade me." "If I could have persuaded you," said Diogenes, "I would have persuaded you to hang yourself."

Van wrote: Very wrong. Wildly wrong.

You are incorrect.

Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.

Diogenes wrote:Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.

We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens.

Got it.

Check.

Noted.

Registered.

Gotcha.

That wasn't a nude of Jessica, plus it was photoshopped, but it's the thought that counts, and it beats the fuck out of Diogenes Dangerfield quips.

A-

Did the real Diogenes leave vast memoirs upon which all The Monkees and CPO Sharkey episodes were based?

Samurai Gangbang wrote:

Diogenes wrote:Someone once asked, "Tell me Diogenes, what does a wise man look like?" At once, Diogenes straightened himself up and stroked his beard.

We get it. He was like the Keith Moon of classical athens.

Got it.

Check.

Noted.

Registered.

Gotcha.

"As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task."


"It's my fate to steal," pleaded the man who had been caught red-handed by Diogenes.

"Then it is also your fate to be beaten," said Diogenes, hitting him across the head with his staff.

Van wrote:That wasn't a nude of Jessica, plus it was photoshopped, but it's the thought that counts, and it beats the fuck out of Diogenes Dangerfield quips.

A-

Once, when watching an incompetent bowman at an archery contest, Diogenes walked over and sat down right next to the target, explaining that it was the only place where he felt safe.

I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.

Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm sure all these stories are real accurate.

You're still an idiot.



Asked about his worst nightmare, Diogenes said, "Waking to find myself living in a palace and everyone else in barrels.".

Some nice quotes up in here. I've got a few...

"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."

"It is not a fragrant world."

"I'm an occational drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."

"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."

"She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh but the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."

Mikey wrote:Some nice quotes up in here. I've got a few...

"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."

"It is not a fragrant world."

"I'm an occational drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard."

"I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun."

"She opened a mouth like a firebucket and laughed. That terminated my interest in her. I couldn't hear the laugh but the hole in her face when she unzippered her teeth was all I needed."

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Good stuff. Someone gets it.

Maybe I'll trow down some Chesterton or O'Rourke next.





Asked about his worst nightmare, Diogenes said, "Waking to find myself living in a palace and everyone else in barrels.".

Chandler was a lot smarter than any of those Greek fags

Mikey wrote:Chandler was a lot smarter than any of those Greek fags

Agreed. Of course there was one who (unlike SG's heroes) wasn't a known pederast...


After being banished from Sinope, Diogenes said, "The Sinopeans have

condemned me to banishment; I condemn them to stay at home!"

Dio, when you post pics of hot chicks, it's creepy as fuck.

Sayin...

OCmike wrote:Dio, when you post pics of hot chicks, it's creepy as fuck.

Some of us actually like women. To each his own though...


When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied,

"That for which other people pay."

Some of actually like women.

Type English, dishrag.

How about some Chesterton...


"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected."

also props to Funky and YT, and all the forum mods et. all

for putting up with this drama

yes...Russ is a freakn good guy...Hello?

Good job..

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'"

"Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice."

Diogenes was my greatest inspiration.

GG Allin wrote:Diogenes was my greatest inspiration.

Eat shit and die.

Oh, wait, you’ve already done both.

Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself

Cuda wrote:Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself

EAD, moron.

Van wrote:Naked Jessica Alba pics, please?

Diogenes wrote:

Cuda wrote:Dio is trying very hard to convince everyone of his heterosexuality, including himself

EAD, moron.

Employment Authorization Document?

Uhhh...I think Cuda is already a U.S. citizen...

When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied,

"That for which other people pay."

Diogenes was a fratboy Piss Lite sponger? Sounds like a winner.

When asked what wine he found most pleasant to drink, Diogenes replied, "Sangria or some other faggoty-assed watered down drink. I don't want to ruin the sweet taste of cock and Viginia Slims Ultralites."