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Jsc810 wrote:And for those who disagree, remember that a board needs its tards. :)
I'm heading to work, JSC, but it's that attitude that preceded me asking for a banning from here and the smack bat in the first place.

I guess we'll discuss it later, when I come back and can also address Dinsdale's strangely worded post (there are two ways to take it, and i don't think he intended either one), and Chyna Doll's misunderstanding about what I was looking for in regards to 'The Post' (since the post above is not close to being it, or the language within it, or the appreciably fatal sting of it, and is too long). The Post apparently doesn't exist anyway, so that one is moot. Womanimal being a real female (if not SG's sister) is a simple case of Occam's Razor.

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X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:And for those who disagree, remember that a board needs its tards. :)
I'm heading to work, JSC, but it's that attitude that preceded me asking for a banning from here and the smack bat in the first place.

I guess we'll discuss it later, when I come back and can also address Dinsdale's strangely worded post (there are two ways to take it, and i don't think he intended either one), and Chyna Doll's misunderstanding about what I was looking for in regards to 'The Post' (since the post above is not close to being it, or the language within it, or the appreciably fatal sting of it, and is too long. The Post was an impressive bit of dismissal. SG's post is just a man keeping his options open to getting laid). The Post apparently doesn't exist anyway, so that one is moot. Womanimal being a real female (if not SG's sister) is a simple case of Occam's Razor.

Take care this morning.
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:I guess we'll discuss it later, when I come back and can also address Dinsdale's strangely worded post (there are two ways to take it, and i don't think he intended either one)
Doesn't that then mean there are at least three ways to take it? ('Sup, NoCal?) Unless, of course, you believe he would submit a post with no intent.
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Mace wrote:End of discussion.
waiting for IB to fuck this up in 3 2 1...
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Well said, Mace.

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Ingse Bodil wrote: Who is Mississippi Neck, and what makes him unique around these parts?

Damn, I didn't know I had this whole mystique thing going.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:I guess we'll discuss it later, when I come back and can also address Dinsdale's strangely worded post (there are two ways to take it, and i don't think he intended either one)
Doesn't that then mean there are at least three ways to take it? ('Sup, NoCal?) Unless, of course, you believe he would submit a post with no intent.
That would be four ways to take it.


But Dinsdale was intending insult towards me.
Someone starts a topic about shoving things up people's asses, and naturally, all the women of the various board's names come up...except IB.

:shocker:
a) every female has been the subject of a fantasy/story involving thing shoved up their asses, except me (what?)
b) every female has been the subject of a fantasy/story involving them shoving things up other people's ass, except me (ok, i take it back, that can be construed as an insult against me)

So was dinsdale intending to compliment the other females here, as saying most (male) people imagine them as 'Pitchers', not 'Catchers', in their (male) inner sexual playground? I guess it does work, after all.

But why go there?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Mississippi Neck wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote: Who is Mississippi Neck, and what makes him unique around these parts?

Damn, I didn't know I had this whole mystique thing going.

Well? Who are you, Neck? What do you do better than anyone else here?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Mace wrote: You know, when I was a kid listening to the Cubs on the radio, it never occurred to me that I wanted Ernie Banks to come to the plate with the Cubs trailing in the bottom of the ninth simply because he was black......nor did I ever wish it was Santo coming to the plate simply because he was white.
second point) Santo sounds Latino.

first point) how comfortably white of you not to be affected by race in baseball.

let me do a google-wiki search, to find out when Mr. Banks played.
Debut 17 Sept. 1953 (CHC)
Final Game 26 Sept. 1971 (CHC)
Well. That's the Civil Rights Era. Death Threats. Lynchings. Segregation.... and race never came up for you.

Black and white teammates couldn't eat or sleep in the same hotels and the same restaurants, or sit in the same train compartments... and race never came up for you.

Must have been nice, to be white, and not have to worry about anything.

I grew up in the 70s and 80s, and I can tell you, if somebody black came up in a field that was mostly held down by other people, you're damn straight blacks were rooting for that black to succeed. He or She represented ALL of us.

Remember that set of scenes at the boxing match in 'Harlem Nights'? if you watched that, I mean. That shit was REAL. And it was particularly real in the time period your Ernie Banks played.

So, I can say with 90% certainty, if you were black and a Cubs fan, you're damn straight you were rooting for Banks not just as a player, but as a Black Man.

Why can't whites root for a Black Man to succeed as a Black Man, in that era, when it's positive rooting?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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second point) Santo sounds Latino.
I grow weary.
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Young girls they do get weary.
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Yeah PSU, try a little tenderness
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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:wink:

(that was meant for Tom, not the getting things shoved up your ass reference)

But I'm thinking he should change out of that funky smelly funky blue dress.
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mvscal wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:a) every female has been the subject of a fantasy/story involving thing shoved up their asses, except me (what?)

b) every female has been the subject of a fantasy/story involving them shoving things up other people's ass, except me (ok, i take it back, that can be construed as an insult against me)
Jeez. Allright already, I'll shove something up your ass. OK?

Any preferences?
I’ll put in a vote for her keyboard.
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Post by Ingse Bodil »

mvscal wrote:
Jeez. Allright already, I'll shove something up your ass. OK?

Any preferences?
Your eyes are still the wrong color. And aren't you too busy fellating Cheney?



And I hear you, jsc. we'll probably see it one night in february or something,
when this thread is long forgotten, probably over at one of the 'safe' boards
where people can let down their hair without fear of spreadsheets and malevolent
intent.

well, you'll probably see it. i've got a standing invite not to post at any of
those boards. ;)
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Why don’t you head over to one of those ‘safe’ boards right now, you ignorant spamming retard.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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UPDATE
(back to the original subject)

I just drank my first glass of Trilyte.

That stuff is fucking foul.
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Post by Ingse Bodil »

Mikey, sounds like whiskey. Good luck, man.
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Post by Mikey »

Hmmmmm....

I've got a bottle of Makers Mark in the pantry. I may have to try a little mixing.
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Post by Ingse Bodil »

good god, how did that happen?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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Post by Python »

Ingse Bodil wrote:good god, how did that happen?
After you posted a picture of your nasty tits, his intestines tried to strangle themselves.
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Jsc810 wrote:I wouldn't add booze to the mix. If it is a large container, you probably could add some kool-aid flavor to it, I could with the stuff I had to drink.
I got "flavor packs" but it doesn't help much.

I'm supposed to be on clear liquids today. I asked them about booze and they said white wine and beer are OK. Prolly won't want any of that after this though.
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mvscal wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jeez. Allright already, I'll shove something up your ass. OK?

Any preferences?
Your eyes are still the wrong color.
What the fuck does the color of my eyes have to do with me shoving something up your ass?

So...what's it gonna be? Mack truck? 747? C'mon, I haven't got all day over here.
Quest for Fire. You're not down with the 'brutal hip slap, grab hair and twist head back' maneouver? I'm a little surprised, but maybe you're into being dominated, not dominating. I don't know. And don't care. But if you were, your eyes are the wrong color to enjoy that type of thing. I've only said that how many times in how many years here.

Anyway, you're not very imaginative with your stuffing mix. That's also a little surprising. Or maybe I'm not worth your imagination. That's not.

Friends? Enemies? Whatever?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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If I said I wanted bacon, would you accomodate that too?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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If I didn't know better (and I don't), I'd say you were trying to chicken out. Are you chickening out, mvscal?
X wrote:Ludacris... was kicked off the Pepsi brand ad campaign based on explicit lyrics in his album. But with Snoop, here's a coon who admittedly sold drugs and gang banged, was charged with murder and maybe even slapped his wife, representing one of the largest corporations in America--in essence, selling cars to sixty year old white men and blue-haired white women.
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I'm shittin' up a storm here now.
The shutyomouth is coming fast and furious, and I've still got about 1/3 of my special elixir to down.
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Well, at least I can rest comfortably knowing I won't be blowing solid chunks all up on the gastroenterologist.
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Ingse Bodil wrote:
Mississippi Neck wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote: Who is Mississippi Neck, and what makes him unique around these parts?

Damn, I didn't know I had this whole mystique thing going.

Well? Who are you, Neck? What do you do better than anyone else here?

I prefer to keep my mystique intact. Oooooo
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Post by Ingse Bodil »

Jsc810 wrote:Sorry dude.

And just think, you have a garden hose all the way up the ass to look forward to.

Image
That's just wrong.
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CLEANUP on Isle Ass, courtesy clerk to Isle Ass, please
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Dinsdale wrote:CLEANUP on Isle Ass, courtesy clerk to Isle Ass, please
I shouldn't laugh ... OK yes I should, it's not like I have a garden hose up my ass.

You're clearly sick and demented Dins, Rack You for that!
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Dinsdale wrote:CLEANUP on Isle Ass, courtesy clerk to Isle Ass, please
Now you know why this dude wears a face shield.

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Post by Mikey »

I think that should have been:

Dinsdale wrote:Dr Howard Dr Fine Dr Howard!!
CLEANUP on Isle Ass.
Dr Howard Dr Fine Dr Howard to Isle Ass, please. Stat.
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Post by Monen »

Jesus Christ. :lol:


Let's just clear up the picture problems. After I crushed my skull in my car accident I encountered some problematic issues involving depression and inability to cope. I gained 20 pounds and the result was what you saw in the lesbo pics (taken on my birthday in Sept). I made some major changes in my life including moving to a new area of the state, and have since lost 25. Thanks for caring. I can assure you any pictures posted in the future will be free of fatassness.
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But will they contain nipple hair?
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No

I don't know where the fuck that title came from. :lol:
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So, there will be nipple. W00T!!!1
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But of course.
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My wife works for a Temple... we should hang out.
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Post by Phoenix »

Mikey, I want to know how it turned out. There's no reason why a patient would get a script for any narcotics; any pain that would need it can suggest a possible complication. And those of you who've had colonoscopies, what in the world are the docs making you drink? Are you still being made to drink the so-called Go-Lytely solution? That's just wrong, if that's the case. There are alternatives that do just as good a job (with no scrimping on the raging clean-out water ride) but don't involve nearly as much fluid to drink.

I speak from some experience here.
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