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hows about we just go with gook pop or maybe slope pop.
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Jim Carrey on SNL doing Matthew Mcconaughey Lincoln commercial:

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Kitten caught by fish.

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I'm sure it seemed like a good idea.






... to both driver and Darwin.


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Sudden Sam wrote:Don't blame me. Saw this on Tosh last night.

that better be some really fukking good milk.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:He's not gonna take it...NO, he's not gonna take it...




I'm so sorry Screwey. We're still bro's, right?
Funny shit, comrade.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Rack that dude! I actually donated to that dude, I get his gofundme emails. I figured the dude could use my money.

I hadn't seen video of him since his surgery, dude needs to shave.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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88 wrote:
Too Many Cocks? Sounds great.

Sincerely,

Sirfindafold
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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This little guy needs some lemur poontang.

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I've been to the RLD four times and have never seen or heard that guy.
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:lol: :lol:
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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I didn't know The Bootie Lover moved to Detroit.

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This afternoon at the supermarket...

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...and the annoying thing was, is that they were standing in front of the pineapples I wanted. On sale today...2 for $4 !!!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I didn't know The Bootie Lover moved to Detroit.

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http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-l ... 1670931368
This may very well be the best thing I've seen today.
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m2...better get one while they last

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The Asian can turn some sticks into a rocket...









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Would be nice if Vogel's neighbor took notes.
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http://www.epicrapbattlesofhistory.com/

Gandhi vs MLK, Adam vs Eve, Edison vs Tesla, etc.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:Image
I'll see your Peter Pan and raise you a Peter Griffin.

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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A C& but I chuckled:


A cabbie picks up an older but very pretty Nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies.............
"I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, ......... "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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I'm not reading one word of that.
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Pretty rare I go all Sirfindafold up in this bitch, so maybe you should.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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One of those days...

(Should be viewed in full screen mode)


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Mmmm-mmmm...Nothin' says good eatin' like...

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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A new meaning to lift & steam:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/ ... or-energy/

trev, do you do this?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:A new meaning to lift & steam
In this case, lips and steam.
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Smackie Chan wrote:In this case, lips and steam.
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This is one of the submissions that was sent for the Doritos Superbowl contest.

Personally, I would have titled it "Michigan Men."

Note the NSFW warning:




Here's another good one.



Little bastards better not be at home when I got there! :lol:
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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2015 Honda Indycar:
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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Scrolling through the Cul de Shit now, and I'll tell you, it's an abortion.

Sayin'.
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Classic incompetent freaking libtard!





Dummy, make sure you find the proper receptacle.



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poptart wrote:Classic incompetent freaking libtard!
With no information you assume that she's a liberal...when the video is from one of the most conservative states in the Union? Idiot.

And in case you were making that allegation based on her crying...
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“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
9/27/22
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Diego wrote:you assume that she's a liberal...
Yeah, I did.


*blubber* *blubber* What receptacle? *blubber* *blubber*


Libtard.



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Put the phone away, Granny.

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Excellent!

:lol:



Wish that would happen to all zombie m0rons who can't take their eyes off their electronic pacifier for 3 minutes.

Would have been better if it was the fat young zombie who got blasted, but granny shouldn't have been going along with dumbassery, so... oh well.

You're at a basketball game, fools.


Watch the game?
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