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Posted: **Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:42 am**

House keeping details.

Carson, Mike Ditka has all ready been picked. Choose another

Wolfman: You still have two open slots

kcdave: Trump is all ready taken, choose another

General: You can still sub for Leach

smackaholic: Your picks are in, minus Nancy. Choose another

Happy New year from Igor and and the gang

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:52 pm**

Jac is a little bit intimidating in this game. I thought I had some solid picks but dayyum.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:57 am**

If I can still sub for Barbara Walters, I'll take

Roger Corman old age July

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2022 12:59 pm**

Carson wrote: ↑Wed Dec 28, 2022 6:22 pm Pope Benedict XVI - January, whatever he's currently dying from

GODAMMIT!!!

Literally hours from guaranteed points.

Substitution: Bryan Christopher Kohberger (Idaho killer) - January, prison cell "suicide."

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:19 pm**

This is why the deadline for subs or picks altogether should have been Jan 1 at the earliest. Much love to Roach but Stat Boy always tied up every loose end.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:58 pm**

I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2022 8:36 pm**

Goddamn it General, we are rookies at this shit so calm down. Ok fucking A subs and fill ins allowed until January 5th. How about that.

Other good ideas welcome.

Happy New Year

:brad:

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:16 am**

Did Jsc have Ken Block in the Death Pool?

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:50 am**

Jsc - broken heart - jan 9

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2023 1:47 am**

Booger wrote: ↑Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:50 am Jsc - broken heart - jan 9

lol

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:59 pm**

Donnie Baker wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 7:02 pm POTUS Jimmy Carter - Cancer - January

On Hospice.

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2023 4:47 am**

For years I had Cormac McCarthy in my DP picks.

But not this year.

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm**

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am**

Igor wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:57 am**

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am
Igor wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star

Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want to get some pictures to prove it take them over to the College Football Forum.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2023 2:37 pm**

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:08 pmTess Holliday

rules

Kinda hot, actually

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2023 1:28 am**

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2023 12:35 am
Jsc810 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:08 pm~~Tess Holliday~~

Steve Harwell, singer for Smash Mouth
Liver failure
September

Better get him weighed in JSC, so we can get the points tally. He looks pretty heavy. going . . . going . . .

https://www.tmz.com/2023/09/03/smash-mo ... s-to-live/

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:07 am**

I guess he's a Death Pool All Star right now.

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:27 pm**

207 big pounds means 207 points for Jsc! Way to take advantage of the late season pop ups Jsc.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ad-56.html

But wait, there's more . . .

Jsc got month of death And cause of death correct! Well close enough liver failure vs alcholism. Holy fuk I need the rule book but that's more points,

Pro tip: we are looking for fat women here, remember offset points for female.

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:47 pm**

WHOA! You can't change your pick! What is this bullshit??

Posted: **Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:05 pm**

It's not a pick change, Jsc misunderstood.

It is an Additional, Late Season Pop Up Pick. If Tess croaks he still gets credit for her.

Each poster gets three PopUp picks.

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2023 6:20 am**

Carson wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:07 am I guess he's a Death Pool All Star right now.

Update: his latest song is I'm a Cadaver.

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2023 1:39 pm**

Igor wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2023 8:27 pm 207 big pounds means 207 points for Jsc! Way to take advantage of the late season pop ups Jsc.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ad-56.html

But wait, there's more . . .

Jsc got month of death And cause of death correct! Well close enough liver failure vs alcholism. Holy fuk I need the rule book but that's more points,

Pro tip: we are looking for fat women here, remember offset points for female.

I’m sure Chip and the other mouth breathers enjoy your misogyny.

Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:17 pm**

Igor wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:57 am
Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am
Igor wrote: ↑Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:31 pm Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023.

Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points.

Fabulous prizes.

Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star
Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want to get some pictures to prove it take them over to the College Football Forum.

She's been off social media to focus on her mental health. We all know what THAT means!

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:50 pm**

Meat Head wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:10 pm Wayne Newton - Cancer - March

Don King - Stroke - December

Doc Severinson - Demtia - August

Just a month off on Gordon. Good job.
Gordon Lightfoot - Chronic Alcohol Syndrome - June

Bill Cosby - ALS - December

Clint Eastwood - Heart attack - October

Yoko Ono - Mouth cancer - June

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:44 am**

smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:50 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Sun Dec 11, 2022 10:10 pm Wayne Newton - Cancer - March

Don King - Stroke - December

Doc Severinson - Demtia - August

Just a month off on Gordon. Good job.
Gordon Lightfoot - Chronic Alcohol Syndrome - June

Bill Cosby - ALS - December

Clint Eastwood - Heart attack - October

Yoko Ono - Mouth cancer - June

Did one of them croak, or get fat? We know Gordo is gone all ready.

What is Igor missing?

Posted: **Sat Sep 23, 2023 1:25 am**

Jsc810 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2023 10:41 pm Igor, I'm not quite sure of your rules.

Are we still allowed to make substitutions (or additions) at this point?

It's open fuking season Jsc. The boss is too busy banging the bags to notice. Late season pop picks last until December, ane the limit is . . . 5. Remember it is a point per pound death weight. Women add the off set points, see prior rule.

So pro tip for Kierland he could still win, that's fat women are winners.

Good luck

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:53 pm**

June Shannon. About 400 points.

Posted: **Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:54 am**

Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:39 pm**

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:54 am Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?

OK. But he was only about three feet tall.

Posted: **Sat Dec 09, 2023 7:45 pm**

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:58 pm I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

Cock sucking, cum swallowing and violent fantasies. Totally normal and well adjusted. Just a little "smack."

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:55 pm**

2024?

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:51 pm**

Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Dec 31, 2022 7:58 pm I’ll take
Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen
Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge
88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick
Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss
kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking his dick

Big K keepin' it real.

Posted: **Fri Jan 05, 2024 5:19 pm**

Anticlimax time, except for Jsc810. THanks to all who participated in DP 2023.

THis report is a little late and short because they wouldn't let me have a computer or internet access in rehab. Cocksuckers. I was under a liter a day of Beefeaters but got locked up anyway. Anyway the DP had a pretty great start, but somehow the right people didn;t die, so excitement waned. Tried it liven it up a bit in late year with Fat Women wild cards, but that went over like a pepperoni turd in the vegetable drawer. Unless we fucked up, which is more probable than not, the Big Winner is . . .

Jsc810

A single pick, Steve Harwell got the grand slam of low age (56) correct month pick, and cause of death pick. 79 big points. Congrats Jsc we will try to stir up an appropiate prize soon. Will need your forwarding address or if anybody sees him let him know.

And save your Stat Boy Did It better takes, he also wewnt to jail with that cadre of pedos so theres that. Volunteer to run this year's version if ya want. Ill be staying dry until that fucking nurse finally leave me alone then its copius quantities of Beefeater to the rescue baby.

Posted: **Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:30 pm**

I guess that Steve Harwell pick makes jsc an ...

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All-star.

Posted: **Sun Jan 07, 2024 2:13 am**

Roux wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:55 pm2024?

Great question. Is Igor up to DP 2024?

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