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poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Give me 5 minutes with your mom, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.

Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.

Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.

- Genesis 21:5


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Thanks much for the vote of confidence, Sam, but what normally follows such is -----> "YOU'RE FIRED!!"

M I Write?

poptart wrote:

Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.

Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.

Sure he was.

poptart wrote:
M I Write?

poptart wrote:

I don't give a flying fuck what any of you say, a tart and orc sighting is always a good thing....
hey pops hey orc.....

Hi Felix.

Yes, just like the good old days.

Now where's KALEY?

Goober McTuber wrote:

poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Give me 5 minutes with your mom grandmother, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

ftfy, old boy. His mom is kind of young for you.

smackaholic wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Give me 5 minutes with your mom grandmother, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

ftfy, old boy. His mom is kind of young for you.

I like 'em young. Gotta be pre-menopausal.

Goober McTuber wrote: I like 'em young. Gotta be pre-menopausal.

"I like 'em young. Gotta be pre-cell division."


Sincerely,

Go Coogs' wrote:Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.

That was great advice. Yesterday, my old buddy and I entered a horribly underpromoted fishing tournament. It paid 1st and 2nd place.

And well... we took 1st and 2nd place.

Got paid $375 to get drunk and catch fish.

It just makes me so angry and bitter.

Wait, it doesn't make me angry and bitter... it makes me 375 bones richer. And gives me tremendous, ginormous, gaudy levels of motherfucking BODE.

You Thumpers can SUCK IT!

I will make you fishers of men.

- JC

poptart wrote:I will make you fishers of men.

- JC

IN!!!

poptart wrote:
Now where's KALEY?

hopefully lying in a ditch somewhere in K.C. having been beaten and robbed by tweekers.....