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Papa Willie wrote:I can't fucking wait to hear a list from you on this.

C'mon 'Spray. Why do you want to throw rocks at this hornet's nest?
You're better than this*.








*DISCLAIMER: 'Spray is not actually better than this

That's fucked up, and I'll leave it at that.

People, please. We need to get back on topic... out of respect.



May your hair be ever feathered
Like an eagle
Soaring through the air
Like the bombastic solos you loved so much
Forever you will be with us
Your spirit will scale great heights into the Heavens
Like a fret board
Like a fret board

Just sent off my RSVP to Shlomo.

~sniff sniff~

BTW... The Steve Vai cover band wants a deposit up front. I told them to contact you, homey.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: BTW... The Steve Vai cover band wants a deposit up front. I told them to contact you, homey.

So...I get stuck with the valet parking and and I'm paying for the musicians?

:x

You'd better not back out of ponying up for the ice sculpture...

:x :x :x

so what happened to van? suicide? He blew his brains out, didn't he? Didn't have the nerve to slit his wrists or David Carradine himself?

Looks like he was driving all the reindeer trolls, too.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: BTW... The Steve Vai cover band wants a deposit up front. I told them to contact you, homey.

So...I get stuck with the valet parking and and I'm paying for the musicians?

:x

You'd better not back out of ponying up for the ice sculpture...

:x :x :x

Oh boy. Well, this is probably a bad time to mention that you will be receiving invoices for the following services and items:

Brunch buffet
Headstone artist
Soulful poetry reader
Geographic ash spreading consultant
Projector and screen rental
Cheese tray and finger foods
10 cases of Kleenex
Professionally made motorcycle helmet collage
Chocolate waterfall

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Chocolate waterfall

FRIDAY NIGHT GUYS!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: BTW... The Steve Vai cover band wants a deposit up front. I told them to contact you, homey.

So...I get stuck with the valet parking and and I'm paying for the musicians?

:x

You'd better not back out of ponying up for the ice sculpture...

:x :x :x

Oh boy. Well, this is probably a bad time to mention that you will be receiving invoices for the following services and items:

Brunch buffet
Headstone artist
Soulful poetry reader
Geographic ash spreading consultant
Projector and screen rental
Cheese tray and finger foods
10 cases of Kleenex
Professionally made motorcycle helmet collage
Chocolate waterfall

But Screwey is still manning the balloon animals/face painting booth, right?

Right?

:|

I'm also sitting in the dunk tank.

When I first read that, I thought it said "drunk tank".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:But Screwey is still manning the balloon animals/face painting booth, right?

Screwey will be in the other booth.

Goober McTuber wrote:When I first read that, I thought it said "drunk tank".

In!

- Atomic Panties

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: BTW... The Steve Vai cover band wants a deposit up front. I told them to contact you, homey.

So...I get stuck with the valet parking and and I'm paying for the musicians?

:x

You'd better not back out of ponying up for the ice sculpture...

:x :x :x

Once again, soaked on the bunting..

Mgo...

I still have three trays of crab puffs left over from the wake. Just sayin' because I'm really running out of freezer space here.
I'd feel terrible about just throwing them in the trash.

~sigh~

Tell you what, I've got a short term lease on Moving Sale's dome. You can use the chest freezer in the basement. BUT DON'T TOUCH MY SKIRT STEAKS!

Use the spare key under the garden gnome.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Mgo...

I still have three trays of crab puffs left over from the wake. Just sayin' because I'm really running out of freezer space here.
I'd feel terrible about just throwing them in the trash.

Thaw them out, pulse quickly in the food processor, and then spread on a cookie sheet and put them in the oven to create a nice savory crumble. Meanwhile, dice up the cactus pears and goat brains, and brown in a heavy skillet with some garlic. Deglaze with some of the tarragon soda but add some sriracha sauce to temper the sweetness. When this is done, re-purpose the sheep's stomach from the haggis, stuff with the goat's brain and cactus pear mixture, roll the whole thing in the crab puff crumble and deep fry for 5 to 7 minutes.

Remove from the deep fryer and cut it into 1 inch thick slices.

You're sure to make the entree round.

Mikey wrote:Thaw them out, pulse quickly in the food processor, and then spread on a cookie sheet and put them in the oven to create a nice savory crumble. Meanwhile, dice up the cactus pears and goat brains, and brown in a heavy skillet with some garlic. Deglaze with some of the tarragon soda but add some sriracha sauce to temper the sweetness. When this is done, re-purpose the sheep's stomach from the haggis, stuff with the goat's brain and cactus pear mixture, roll the whole thing in the crab puff crumble and deep fry for 5 to 7 minutes.

Remove from the deep fryer and cut it into 1 inch thick slices.

You're sure to make the entree round.

It's a little under seasoned. I hope you die and go to hell.