T1B

trev wrote:Why ya gotta be so rude? Don't ya know I'm human too?

Great, now that song is going to be stuck in my head all damn day again. Between that and the Mod damn Frozen soundtrack I want to jump from a tall building.

Fuck you you fucking fuck.

Smackie Chan wrote:

mamamustanger wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:It's easier to apologize than to ask permission.

I think it goes....it's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

I stand by my wording since I don't find it easy to beg for anything. Saying "I'm sorry" is a snap.

If I am am wrong permit me to apologize.

No dice. I demand that you get on your knees and beg forgiveness. Although the last part is negotiable.

If I am on my knees I can guarantee you that it won't be to beg for forgiveness, if you know what I mean

mvscal wrote:"Can a borrow a couple quarters for the wash machine?"

That's not a motto, ni66er lover.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

mvscal wrote:"Can a borrow a couple quarters for the wash machine?"

That's not a motto, ni66er lover.

More like a way of life. I see your point.

mamamustanger wrote:If I am on my knees I can guarantee you that it won't be to beg for forgiveness, if you know what I mean

yowsers....

wait, maybe you're scrubbing the kitchen floor?

Spare the wad, spoil the child.

--DiS

Sudden Sam wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

mamamustanger wrote:If I am on my knees I can guarantee you that it won't be to beg for forgiveness, if you know what I mean

yowsers....

wait, maybe you're scrubbing the kitchen floor?

Is that what they call it in Virginia?

Maybe?!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Wolfman wrote:Hey Shrubber my friend--- I always thought "to do it to be" was Sartre. We need a clarification.

Why are you even engaging this idiot? Is it because you're looking to score pain meds?


Son,

First, I have forgotten more than you know. Second, Wolfman and I have been friends for more than 10 years. Third, Go screw yourself you ignorant jackass.

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Second, Wolfman and I have been friends for more than 10 years.

Does that "friendship" go something like this?

~ring ring~

Wolfman: Hello?
Operator: You have a collect call from --
Shrubber: Roger.
Operator: Do you accept the charges?
Wolfman: Siiiiiiiiiigh. Yea, fine.

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:
First, I have forgotten more than you know.

Ummm...there's an alternate reading of that sentence...

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Wolfman wrote:Hey Shrubber my friend--- I always thought "to do it to be" was Sartre. We need a clarification.

Why are you even engaging this idiot? Is it because you're looking to score pain meds?


Son,

First, I have forgotten more than you know. Second, Wolfman and I have been friends for more than 10 years. Third, Go screw yourself you ignorant jackass.

At your age that's just called Alzheimer's.

Here? "Don't feed the shit trolls."

"Oh fuck it"

The one I say most:
"I do what I want"

trev wrote:Less is More

How do you explain Chris Christie?

Be Prepared.

Maybe somebody here knows where that comes from.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

That's the Boy Scouts' motto, you dumb fag.

Be prepared! that's the boy scout's marching song,
Be prepared! as through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well,
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.

Be prepared! to hide that pack of cigarettes,
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure
That they will not be found
And be careful not to smoke them
When the scoutmaster's around
For he only will insist that it be shared.
Be prepared!

Be prepared! that's the boy scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared! and be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

Be prepared! and be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
If you're looking for adventure of a
New and different kind,
And you come across a girl scout who is
Similarly inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared.
Be prepared!

WAR Tom Lehrer