Name a Better Rock and Roll Band than:

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:57 pm

BSmack wrote:Everything The Stones released from Beggars Banquet to Goats Head Soup should be in all music collections. That said, there is a 30 year period of non stop album tripe and steadily declining live work to consider. If they had punched out in 1984 after Undercover they might merit mv's ranking. Instead we've been treated to the musical equivalent of Willie Mays stumbling around in the outfield for 30 straight years. Not cool Mick.

Rack!

The Willie Mays comparison is perfect....if Willie had continued to play up to this year.

As I have said before, it is a damn shame they didn't all OD or die in a plane wreck around 1980.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:05 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote: 2. Huey Lewis & The News

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:10 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Patrick Bateman wrote: 2. Huey Lewis & The News
He's been compared to Elvis Costello...

By whom?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
It figures that the midget idolizes a racist, vapid fuckstick...

With zero musical talent.

In a word, he's "awful."

And a bad person, to boot.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote: It figures that the midget idolizes a racist, vapid fuckstick...

The article is pretty clear that he is not a racist. Care to try again?

Dims,
I have no doubt that you are too stupid to follow along with anything EC has to say. No worries, but to comment on his being a bad person is ridiculous. It's fucking R&R.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:48 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: It figures that the midget idolizes a racist, vapid fuckstick...
The article is pretty clear that he is not a racist. Care to try again?

Oh. So when he calls black people niqqers, it means he isn't a racist.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:52 pm

sin,

JSC, moving fail & McGoober

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:55 pm

When it was 35 years ago and he explains what he meant and it doesn't involve 'blacks are subhuman pieces of shit' then yes. If you would like to go the same route I would be more than happy to reassess your level of racism.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:56 pm

I can read. Can you?

http://www.people.com/people/archive/ar ... 64,00.html

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:34 pm

And he explained why he did it and has not done it again for 35 years. Much like when you are standing in front of a urinal, you are reaching for something that is not there.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:53 pm

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:53 pm

Are you trying to be this stupid or does it come to you naturally you fat fuck.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:And he explained why he did it and has not done it again for 35 years. Much like when you are standing in front of a urinal, you are reaching for something that is not there.
Fail again, little guy. I don't have to stand on books to pee in a urinal, either.

You know what 'Spray? With your recent weight loss, Tiny is not only shorter than you...he may even be fatter.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:58 pm

A tiny little blob of fatty poop.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:01 pm

Nice trick pony.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:06 pm

Nice white flag.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:17 pm

Do tell.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:38 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Do tell.

Back in the day you could just go tell your mom when the neighborhood kids picked on you...

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:21 am

Back to the subject...

No love for Gimme Shelter?

SFTD is not much more than beating sticks and "hoo hooooooo" in the background.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:23 pm

Carson wrote:Back to the subject...

No love for Gimme Shelter?

Let it Bleed? Hello?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:28 pm

mvscal wrote:Let it Bleed

Rack any and all Cinder resets.

Sincerely,

Cuda

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:14 pm

Carson wrote: SFTD is not much more than beating sticks and "hoo hooooooo" in the background.

The tribal beat is why it is so primal, which is one of the best parts of the song. I also like the way the lyrics make me have to think.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:23 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I also like the way the lyrics make me have to think.

I laughed.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:23 pm

Do tell.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:28 pm

Looks something like this:

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:00 pm

Nice white flag. You can now return to eating paste.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:04 pm

You wanted me to tell you about me laughing. I did. You're really a simple-minded little fuck.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:17 pm

Ok I'll play, please tell me why you laughed.

Posting to you is like posting to a stupider version of Willie.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:41 pm

Moving Sale wrote:White guys steal from the Black man and you suck their dick. How surprising.

Sympathy for the devil is in my 10 of all time, the rest of their catalog is shit or stolen.

Surprised you did not call bullshit on the Rolling Stones and start pimping that grunge band from SLO, the Vapid Black Cocks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:49 pm

Moving Sale wrote:The tribal beat is why it is so primal, which is one of the best parts of the song. I also like the way the lyrics make me have to think.

Appreciating the art in music won't fly in here. Everything has to be be a perfectly polished mathematical formula.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:55 pm

mv throws out the"Who is the best rock band?" troll, and you guys all shit yourselves trying to convince the others that YOUR band is the bomb.

I agree with SS, that there is no one greatest rock band. It has to do more with what you as individuals like. I like a broad spectrum of music, and in particular groups that can get beyond the 3 or 4 chord shit the Stones play and some of the other horrific shit mentioned.

Vocals that can mix in some harmonies, not the screeching bad voice of Mick. Bands that can mix in some keys, some horns, a mandolin (REM), dobro ( Doobies, Fleetwood Mac), unusual instrumentation, ( Geddy Lee bass), expert guitar work, ( Steve Gaines, Allman Bros, Eric Clapton).

For groups, I give my vote to the Doobie Bros who have managed 40 years with the core group and produce some excellent music. Great vocal stacks, and a creative song writing that is beyond compare. Good guys too. I have had several meet and greets with them and a couple of chance encounters with them before the shows, with Pat and Tom on the beach at Lincoln City a couple years ago and at the Oregon Gardens. They truly love what they are doing, having fun making music and making huge jack in the process.

if I never heard the Stones or LZ or PF again that would not bother me as long as my library still has the Doobies, EC, Tom Petty, Skynyrd, Allman Bros among many others. I can also enjoy other styles as well since this morning found Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam on the computer.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:57 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Carson wrote: SFTD is not much more than beating sticks and "hoo hooooooo" in the background.
The tribal beat is why it is so primal, which is one of the best parts of the song. I also like the way the lyrics make me have to think.

The perhaps you can translate some of the Beatles lyrics and tell us what John meant when he wrote those songs while high on acid ??

You do know that most musicians have the melody down long before the lyrics are penned right ??

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:59 pm

Derron wrote:mv throws out the"Who is the best rock band?" troll, and you guys all shit yourselves trying to convince the others that YOUR band is the bomb.

I said I like EC and can understand why other don't, but the Stones do suck.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:00 pm

Derron wrote: The perhaps you can translate some of the Beatles lyrics and tell us what John meant when he wrote those songs while high on acid ??

I haven't even figured out S4TD yet, so yellow sub is going to have to wait a while.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:05 pm

Is Jeff Baxter with the Doobies? He was the shit with Steely Dan.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:17 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Is Jeff Baxter with the Doobies? He was the shit with Steely Dan.

After Fagen and Becker pretty much gave him the axe, Skunk joined the Doobies. I think he was with them a little long then the Dan, actually.

Eventually, he got away from touring/professional musician (not altogether), and became a consultant to the DoD in missile defense systems (I think he held some sort of civilian position with them at some point). Not sure if he still does that, or if he retired from the war machine.

Interesting career Skunk had.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:05 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Ok I'll play, please tell me why you laughed.

The whole concept of you trying to think makes me laugh. You're like Sirfindafold with ADHD.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 8:07 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Eventually, he got away from touring/professional musician (not altogether), and became a consultant to the DoD in missile defense systems (I think he held some sort of civilian position with them at some point). Not sure if he still does that, or if he retired from the war machine.

Interesting career Skunk had.

I knew he was from, where else, and had done work with DoD for a while. I'll have to look into it.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:11 am

Any album with Joe Walsh on it will get my attention.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 10:58 am

Never would have figured duhron for a rock snob.

As for the stones and their Neanderthal 3 chord playing, yeah, it is fairly simple, but so what. Those fuckers had a run of near 20 years where pretty much everything they put out became a pop rock anthem. This is back before pop rock sucked. No one has equaled that in terms of popularity/longevity. LZ might have matched it had JB not gotten himself dead.