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Atomic Punk wrote:

OCmike wrote:you live in Southern Texas and bought a black vehicle with leather/vinyl seats? :?

It's like buying his wife a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. It's his weight loss plan for her.

Hmmm...I like the way you think, AP.

Like a chess master, you are already 3 moves ahead.

:idea:

That Bitch is BADASS!! Congrats on the sweet new ride KC!

DC Smackmaster wrote:That Bitch is BADASS!! Congrats on the sweet new ride KC!

Ive found that the ranch dipping sauce from Burger King is tough to get out of my fabric seats, so props on getting her the leather units.

I dont dip tobacco, but Id imagine that the black paint might mask the dip spit spewed down the side from misses rumps.

Go Coogs' wrote:I reasearched for weeks. Had a thick folder with every top of the line SUV out there and had them priced at four to five different dealerships. I was prepared to drop 50K on a "Platinum" full-size SUV. Trust me, I wanted used, but Mrs. Rumps wanted new. We compromised.

Do you have 27 televisions in your home yet? Where are your fucking balls? Jeeesus Chrrrist.

Damn. When A fucking P is throwing haymakers, it's time to eject.

Go Coogs' wrote:I was prepared to drop 50K on a "Platinum" full-size...

I don't know about "Platinum" but you did get the full-size and then some.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Damn. When A fucking P is throwing haymakers, it's time to eject.

This belongs in the "most annoying phrases" thread.

It's very Stucknut of you to drop a line like this. I expect better from you.

Atomic Punk wrote:full-size and then some

Define irony

Nice Fiat. They are fun though had one in college, it was a wrangler with the American Motors 4.2L I6 in it. Fun vehicle terrible motor.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Go Coogs' wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Because that's how Texans roll.

So you're suggesting everyone else outside the great state of Texas drives Smart Cars

Not sure why anyone would buy a “Smart” car. They’re over-priced, don’t get really exceptional gas mileage, and if you were in one and got hit by that Jeep (assuming it wasn’t in the shop), you’d be dead.

the smart car is the 2nd dumbest wheeled device out there after the segway. it might make sense if you are a pizza delivery dude in paris, since you can park one just about anywhere. other than that, they are pretty fukking dumb.

Go Coogs' wrote:I won't delve into the details as to why we purchased a third vehicle, but her commute is 13 miles round trip, so I'm not really concerned about long term reliability as it will have very low mileage on it over the next 5 years. We've owned the F-150 for nearly five and a half years and it just hit 48000 on the odometer.

48,000 miles in 5 1/2 years? Shit, some of us do that in one year.

Sin,

Me

Btw, that is a bit of an exaggeration, although not as much of one as you might be inclined to think. I can put 48,000 miles on a vehicle in less than two years easy.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Go Coogs' wrote:I reasearched for weeks. Had a thick folder with every top of the line SUV out there and had them priced at four to five different dealerships. I was prepared to drop 50K on a "Platinum" full-size SUV. Trust me, I wanted used, but Mrs. Rumps wanted new. We compromised.

Do you have 27 televisions in your home yet? Where are your fucking balls? Jeeesus Chrrrist.

My new 2011 Expedition EL Limited has 3 TVs.

You people are terrible. I don't really know anything about cars. But, my son's grandpa bought him a new jeep wrangler 4 years ago which he does take off roading and drives back and forth quite frequently to LA and it hasn't been in the shop once other than for normal maintenance. If Mrs. Rumps wants this car she should have it. They make different types of cars for different types of people. Some people want different types of cars for different times in their lives. The Jeep is a good looking vehicle. Show us your car. Let's compare. I bet Mrs. Rumps has a hotter car than some of you right now.

trev wrote:Show us your car. Let's compare. I bet Mrs. Rumps has a hotter car than some of you right now.

Doubt it.

Goober McTuber wrote:

trev wrote:Show us your car. Let's compare. I bet Mrs. Rumps has a hotter car than some of you right now.

Doubt it.

In your now-dry dreams, you old fuck. Your ride is more like:

You're quite taken with me aren't you, Butter-face? I'd never own a fucking Ford, tardling.

Goober McTuber wrote:You're quite taken with me aren't you, Butter-face? I'd never own a fucking Ford, tardling.

If you part her corroded copper wire hair strands into 2 parts, then you can pull her like reins in any direction you want... from behind.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You're quite taken with me aren't you, Butter-face? I'd never own a fucking Ford, tardling.

If you part her corroded copper wire hair strands into 2 parts, then you can pull her like reins in any direction you want... from behind.

Good advice. The only way she would be fuckable would be from behind.

You tards do realize Imus snuck in a post after trev, right? Have fun banging a shit troll... from behind.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You tards do realize Imus snuck in a post after trev, right? Have fun banging a shit troll... from behind.

You do realize Imus is who we're talking about? Right, tard?

So, you address dudes as butter face... and desire to fuck them from behind?

Wow. You sure showed me. :?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:So, you address dudes as butter face... and desire to fuck them from behind?

Wow. You sure showed me. :?

You're obviously having a hard time following along. Certainly not the first time for that. According to Inspector Clouseau, Imus is Spamurai Gangbang's sister.

Goober McTuber wrote: According to Inspector Clouseau, Imus is Spamurai Gangbang's sister.

Wrong.

Martyred wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: According to Inspector Clouseau, Imus is Spamurai Gangbang's sister.

Wrong.

Then I'll withdraw my....err.....statement.

Schooled. Again...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Schooled. Again...

Good God, it was just all for shits and giggles. You are the most humorless fucking tard I have ever seen on this board. You must be a barrel of laughs at a party. You'd be the guy standing off to the side by himself because no one wants to talk to you. I truly pity you, sad sack.

Goober McTuber wrote:Good God, it was just all for shits and giggles.

There's certain things we take as law here:

-Ucan't is a steroid user prone to fits of roid rage

-Goober is a 90 year old Marxist

-Moving Sale is a dwarf

-Diego is a kiddie-diddler

-JTR is an "actor"

-mvscal attends Klan rallies

-Screwey is a "writer"

-Imus is SG's sister



We hold these truths to be evident... even if they're not true... we're in it way too deep at this point.

Goober McTuber wrote:Good God, it was just all for shits and giggles. You are the most humorless fucking tard I have ever seen on this board.

Oh, believe me... I was laughing my ass off as you repeatedly posted you wanted to fuck some dude... from behind. Is that not funny? I thought it was funny. How come you are not laughing with me?

Gramps is getting grumpy again because I got over. Lemme guess, I am bitter. Right?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:you repeatedly posted you wanted to fuck some dude... from behind.

As opposed to the front?

Cougs is probably looking for a motorcycle these days.

He'll probably buy a Harley.

Diego in Seattle wrote:
He'll probably buy a Harley.

That would be a fine choice.

trev wrote:I don't really know anything about cars.

Then shut up and go make me a sandwich.

mvscal wrote:

trev wrote:I don't really know anything about cars.

Then shut up and go make me a sandwich.

Don't speak to her that way, you cave-dweller.

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote:

trev wrote:I don't really know anything about cars.

Then shut up and go make me a sandwich.

Don't speak to her that way, you cave-dweller.

I agree.

Should have read:

mvscal wrote:

trev wrote:I don't really know anything about cars.

Then shut up and go make me a sandwich, SKANK!

Go Coogs' wrote:

BSmack wrote:It was more the point of buying brand new. You could have paid 20k less and gotten something that would do the same job with the same nameplate and "fun"factor had you spent a little time researching used vehicles. I can see buying brand new if you're going to rack up the miles, but for that kind of commute?

I reasearched for weeks. Had a thick folder with every top of the line SUV out there and had them priced at four to five different dealerships. I was prepared to drop 50K on a "Platinum" full-size SUV. Trust me, I wanted used, but Mrs. Rumps wanted new. We compromised.

Should have bought that slop-fed barge ox a dump truck, so she could waddle out after her trough gorging at the Golden Corral, and actually have a comfortable perch in the bed on the way home.
Your research was wrong, pansy ass.

MadRussian wrote: Should have bought that slop-fed barge ox a dump truck, so she could waddle out after her trough gorging at the Golden Corral....

whoa

Dude, that's fucked up...completely out-of-bounds...

You're talking about the guy's wife...

Damn...this place is brutal.

trev wrote:... I don't really know anything about cars. But, my son's grandpa bought him a new jeep wrangler 4 years ago which he does take off roading and drives back and forth quite frequently to LA ....

Kind of spoiling the kid, dont you think?

smackaholic wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:When are you ripping out that center console and installing a trough?

no trough, just a nice wide old school bench seat. that way she'll be able to slide far enough over to close the door.

Spinal Tap reset? Why the fuck not?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Good God, it was just all for shits and giggles. You are the most humorless fucking tard I have ever seen on this board.

Oh, believe me... I was laughing my ass off as you repeatedly posted you wanted to fuck some dude... from behind. Is that not funny? I thought it was funny. How come you are not laughing with me?

Because I’m laughing at you. AP suggested that Imus is SG’s sister. I played along with that, because AP has a history of “outing” trolls, sometimes with quite amusing results. AP initially suggested fucking SG’s sister from behind (because he believes Imus is SG’s sister). I made a comment in response to that. If that causes you to picture male-on-male sex, well gee, I guess I was wrong. You do have a really refined sense of humor.