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Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:39 am
by Diego in Seattle
I'll also add from my boss:

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Translation: I don't agree, and don't give a shit.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:00 am
by R-Jack
Diego in Seattle wrote:"I'm sorry you feel that way."
If by annoying, you mean "awesome".

It's the best way to say "fuck off" without a follow-up call from HR. Bonus points if you shrug your shoulders after.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:06 pm
by indyfrisco
If [insert team here who self-reported] don’t get a bowl ban, 30 scholarships removed and a 4 year probation period, it’s bullshit.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:07 pm
by Raydah James
Faggot mathlete announcer: (Insert pg's names here) is as good as any point guard in the league! (you can substitute that for any position in any sport)

So his skills are somewhere between sucking fuck and elite? Dumbfuck.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:03 pm
by DC Smackmaster
Dumbass phrases used over and over in my fire dept.

Anytime some is cooking or eating hot dogs, sausage, kielbasa...

- "that's the kind your mama likes..."
- "if you eat that you'll suck a dick!"

General firefighting nauseating phrase...

- "just put the wet stuff on the red stuff" I wanna drill someone in the ear when they say this.

Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice. Better to just ignore someone than offer EHFAR.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:11 pm
by R-Jack
DC Smackmaster wrote:Has anyone mentioned EHFAR?!?! This has to be the most offensive and unoriginal phrase uttered by people who think they're dropping really deep, calming, sage advice.
What if it's coming from a 26 year old working at K-Mart?

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:27 pm
by War Wagon
at the end of the day... I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.

Must be a flyover thing, as in, it flew right over my head.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:29 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
War Wagon wrote:I have no idear wtf EHFAR means, though I've seen it used many times.
Everything
Happens
For
A
Reason



A little W DUNN 28 witticism.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:21 pm
by smackaholic
we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:26 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote: Everything
Happens
For
A
Reason



A little W DUNN 28 witticism.
I always thought that was IRIE's witticism

but then even a 26 year old working at K-Mart is probably smart enough not to brag on a message board about watching his meth dealer drill his skank-errrr, girlfriend in the ass and conclude only that he's got a good 2" on him

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Rack Biggie as per usualm.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Sweet.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Sweet.

Get fucked, you old ni66er.
Hey, it was one of your best posts ever. :lol:

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:01 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
This is sort of a combination of misquotes and annoying phrases... but:

Pot meet kettle. ---> :meds:

Aside from your average Moving Sale post, surely one of the dumbest things to ever get posted on these boards.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:43 pm
by poptart
After further review...

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:35 pm
by Bucmonkey
lol pops, just let it go man.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:03 pm
by Carson
smackaholic wrote:we have a winner. EHFAR is easily the stupidest fukking line every muttered.
Lost duped everybody for years with that shit.

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:27 am
by Go Coogs'
"When in Rome."

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Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Martyred wrote: A little W DUNN 28 witticism.
WAR THE INEVITABLE

Re: Annoying phrases

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:20 pm
by Imus
"Hey Jack, can I lick your ass again?"

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