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Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:08 am
by Van
Mikey wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:I hear Beowulf is throwin a bitchin' bash this weekend. Let's all go there and throw down!
Dumbshit. He WAS throwin' a bitchin' bash. He's dead and stuff.
Besides, he was much more renowned for violence and needlessly morose pathos.
Dionysus remains your go-to guy for parties.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:09 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Samurai Gangbang wrote:Martyred wrote:Sammy, are you a rump-humping Spartan?
My parents almost named me Socrates. Do the math. :D
Don't drink the hemlock!
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:09 am
by BarFlie
I'd like to thank .net for not crashing during T1b's time of need :D
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:11 am
by Samurai Gangbang
mvscal wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:I hear Beowulf is throwin a bitchin' bash this weekend. Let's all go there and throw down!
Do your children sing, "Santa Claus Was, At One Time in the Past, Believed to Be Coming to Town" during the holidays?
Seriously, you're an idiot and waaay out of your league. Go ahead and meltdown for us. It's the only arrow in your quiver.
Yes, because Santa Claus, as a persistent and ongoing legend in our culture, is the same thing as Dionysus, a relatively unknown (considering the fucktards in America) mythological figure. I guess when you listen to all that Iron Maiden and Grim Reaper, you tend to project your inane esotericism upon society as a whole.
Apples and oranges, googlescal. Dionysus is considered an immortal God... to the ANCIENT GREEKS.
Let's do a poll here: how many regulars here at any time thought of any of the Greek Gods as actual deities?
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:16 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Martyred wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:Martyred wrote:Sammy, are you a rump-humping Spartan?
My parents almost named me Socrates. Do the math. :D
Don't drink the hemlock!
No worries... I'll just google the antidote.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:18 am
by Van
Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:22 am
by Samurai Gangbang
mvscal wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:Dionysus is considered an immortal God...
Good job kicking your own ass, dumbfuck. You're bagged and tagged here.
Next...........
I'm sorry you didn't understand my advanced sentence construction and the rhetorical trick involved.. The ellipsis must have thrown you.
here:
The cat is black. The dog is brown.
The cat meows. The dog says "woof!"
Better?
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:27 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Van wrote:Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat.
You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:28 am
by Samurai Gangbang
mvscal wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:I'm sorry you didn't understand my advanced sentence construction
Honestly, you're only barely literate. How many ANCIENT GREEKS kicking around today?
Any particular reason why you used a present tense verb to refer to them other than the fact that you're an idiot?
For effect. You didn't get it. Sorry.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:30 am
by Van
Samurai Gangbang wrote:Van wrote:Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat.
You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play.
Nice effort, but you missed the necessary comma following 'jackassed'.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:34 am
by KC Scott
Clash of the Titans rocked back in the day.
J sayin.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:39 am
by Political Operative
KC Scott wrote:I'm thinking Mag 7 won't put up with their horseshit too long either
JMak wrote:Mag7 is even more hideous than .net. And that's saying something. In fact, the Asian Elephant taking a shit and pissing at the same time on Saturday at the Oregon Zoo was far more interesting than anything I saw at Mag the last two days.
Did you take a look over there... They had a guy post about the US Olympic Curling Trails????
Who would post about Curling let alone Mens Curling?
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:48 am
by Van
Doubt me at your peril.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:03 am
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:Van wrote:I'm seriously beginning to think that LV-Katy-Spray would soon enough end up having a problem with the way Dionysus runs his parties.
Yeah, I'm sure they're going to get that reference.
Do you???
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:27 am
by Diogenes
R-Jack wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:My parents almost named me Socrates.
I guess "Socrates, stop trying to fuck your sister" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.
Socrates was a whinny punk anyway.
And his boy Plato was a real POS.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:19 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Van wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:Van wrote:Dionysus is every bit as current and real as Allah, Yahweh or God...or, yes, Snoopy, giggling unicorns and Bill The Cat.
You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play.
Nice effort, but you missed the necessary comma following 'jackassed'.
Incorrect. In the above example, "postmodern" and "jackassed" are not interchangable; therefore, they need no comma between them.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:23 am
by Samurai Gangbang
mvscal wrote:
The only "effect" demonstrated was your feeble grasp of the English language. Let's consider:
"Dionysus is considered an immortal god to the ancient Greeks."
In proper English:
"Dionysus was considered an immortal god by the ancient Greeks."
Your sentence structure was neither advanced nor did it contain any rhetorical tricks. It was simply wrong. It is entirely appropriate to refer to fictional characters in present tense at the author's discretion.
You may now freely ponder your ignorance.
You didn't get it; sorry.
Perhaps you should rely less on the Queen's English and more on the art of rhetoric and all its nuances.
The verb "is" was employed to start the sentence off as if people NOW feel a certain way about Dionysus. Of course, you took the bait. However, the denouement of the entire mini asskicking was that it is not anybody today but people over 2 millennia ago who believed in the existence of such a deity.
Consider your ass totally and irrevocably kicked, dumbfuck.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:26 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Diogenes wrote:
And his boy Plato was a real POS.
I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence.
Furthermore, you could throw into the trash practically every single book of political philosophy ever written since Plato and just be left with the Republic and not miss a beat.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:28 am
by Diogenes
Samurai Gangbang wrote:Diogenes wrote:
And his boy Plato was a real POS.
I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence.
You're an idiot.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:30 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Diogenes wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:Diogenes wrote:
And his boy Plato was a real POS.
I'm surprised you feel that way considering that from Plato to Nitezsche there wasn't a philosopher of any real consequence.
You're an idiot.
Name 'em. Go.
It was all just fluff in between.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:39 am
by Diogenes
Plato was discoursing on his theory of ideas and, pointing to the cups on the table before him, said while there are many cups in the world, there is only one `idea' of a cup, and this cupness precedes the existence of all particular cups.
"I can see the cup on the table," interupted Diogenes, "but I can't see the `cupness'".
"That's because you have the eyes to see the cup," said Plato, "but", tapping his head with his forefinger, "you don't have the intellect with which to comprehend `cupness'."
Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it empty?"
Plato nodded.
"Where is the `emptiness' which procedes this empty cup?" asked Diogenes.
Plato allowed himself a few moments to collect his thoughts, but Diogenes reached over and, tapping Plato's head with his finger, said "I think you will find here is the `emptiness'."
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:42 am
by KC Scott
wan't that supposed to end with "No you fool, our tent's been Stolen"
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:42 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Diogenes walked up to the table, examined a cup and, looking inside, asked, "Is it apple pucker?"
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:47 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Are you guys finished smashing cars with your monster trucks?
...jesus...
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:48 am
by Diogenes
Some strangers to Athens once asked Diogenes if he would point out to them the great philosopher [meaning Plato]. Diogenes looked around and then led them to the most deserted part of the city and, gesturing to the empty air as one would in formal introduction, said, "May I present to you the great philosopher Plato."
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:52 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Anybody can claim "bullshit!"
Diogenes was an unoriginal twit.
Plato shaped Western society.
Hey, admire what you want. GG Allin... Diogenes... what's the damn difference? I'd say none.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:52 am
by Van
SG wrote:Samurai Gangbang wrote:You seem to be wallowing in some jackassed postmodern pool of jizzlordery. But hey, I'll play.
Van wrote:Nice effort, but you missed the necessary comma following 'jackassed'.
Incorrect. In the above example, "postmodern" and "jackassed" are not interchangable; therefore, they need no comma between them.
Very wrong. Wildly wrong.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:53 am
by Diogenes
"Why is it, Diogenes, that pupils leave you to go to other teachers, but rarely do they leave them to come to you?"
"Because," replied Diogenes, "one can make eunuchs out of men, but no one can make a man out of eunuchs".
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:56 am
by Van
He sounds kinda like Dins, Dio.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:59 am
by Diogenes
Van wrote:He sounds kinda like Dins, Dio.
You're an idiot too.
As far as having 'no influence' he pretty much started the Greek school of cynics which influenced the Stoics, Imperial Romans and Christianity.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:00 am
by Diogenes
A student of philosophy, eager to display his powers of argument, approached Diogenes, introduced himself and said, "If it pleases you, sir, let me prove to you that there is no such thing as motion." Whereupon Diogenes immediately got up and left.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:03 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
let me prove to you that there is no such thing as motion.
Rack the Spray reset.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:06 am
by Diogenes
Diogenes was once asked what he thought of Socrates. "A madman," he replied.
Later, Plato was asked what he thought of Diogenes. "A Socrates gone mad," he replied.
Diogenes ridiculed Plato for being long-winded.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:11 am
by Diogenes
A philosopher named Aristippus, who had quite willingly sucked up to Dionysus and won himself a spot at his court, saw Diogenes cooking lentils for a meal. "If you would only learn to compliment Dionysus, you wouldn't have to live on lentils."
Diogenes replied, "But if you would only learn to live on lentils, you wouldn't have to flatter Dionysus."
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:13 am
by Van
Have you cum yet, Dio? You sound like you're building up to a good one here, stroking yourself with these Kung Fu quotes.
Point it towards SG, once you get there. Thanks.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:14 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You are one sad, lonely motherfucker.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:16 am
by Diogenes
"I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels."
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:17 am
by Diogenes
Martyred wrote:You are one sad, lonely motherfucker.
"Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience."
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:18 am
by Diogenes
Van wrote:Have you cum yet, Dio? You sound like you're building up to a good one here, stroking yourself with these Kung Fu quotes.
Point it towards SG, once you get there. Thanks.
Diogenes was once invited to dinner by a wealthy man. During the evening, one of the guests became so outraged by Diogenes' general behaviour that he began to throw bones at him, calling him a "dog." Whereupon Diogenes got up, went to the guest, cocked up his leg and urinated on him.
Re: Thank You to Trolls.net
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:20 am
by Van
Naked Jessica Alba pics, please? You could even caption them with phony Diogenes quotes.
(Edit: I see no additional Jessica Alba nudes. Fucker.)