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Yeah I admit I'm a shitstirer
I just wanted to see the nana's who post here get their huff on
over some pretty pictures I chose to have permanently inked on myself
everyone knows I don't actually give a toss what they think

Hey, Jo- You're pretty good at fucking this place right in the dimehole. Would you like to join the Crew?

War Wagon wrote:Weren't satisfied with a simple little tramp stamp and just had to go whole hog, eh?

Pardon the pun, but I've seen sides of beef with less flesh.

RACK!!!

Tizzy, no. More like gag reflex.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:and never will get one voluntarily.

Is there a chance you're going to get one... involuntarily? :?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:and never will get one voluntarily.

Is there a chance you're going to get one... involuntarily? :?

In the theoretical possibility sense? I suppose so. Not very likely, of course.

War Wagon wrote: slanders

Van wrote: slandered

Good gawd. When it is typed on a BB it's libel (or defamation) not slander.

Learn English.

Jsc810 wrote:missjo, if you're happy with it, then I'm happy for you. :)

Same here.

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A tat or two is cool. It's not like they are forever.

Sin,

Sorry, I have been to Sydney multiple times, but didn't see 50% of the population with tats.

To each their own when it comes to inking themselves, but it certainly puts those with many in a subset. Neck, hand, leg, tats make someone unemployable for many jobs. I have ended an interview after about 30 seconds because the candidate would not be able to cover the tat on her hand. Employee handbook states no tats to be seen while at work.

Left Seater wrote: Employee handbook states no tats to be seen while at work.

There are ALWAYS too many rules when you're working for the man.

missjo wrote:I love Tattoos always have, I think if done well they are an amazing art form

On a canvas, hanging on your wall, sure.

On the human body? It's graffiti. On a female's body, especially in the form of sleeves, and other "whole area" coverings? It's an outright abortion. You might as well walk around with placenta and Cheerios on your shoulder hock.

he encourages me to explore what I want as far as tattoos go , & thinks it adds to my hotness in his eyes & his eyes are the only ones that matter to me.

Great. That'll serve you well, say, in five years, when he's long gone and the next twenty guys and girls you meet all instantly dismiss you as a psychological train wreck.

As you get older you'll be relegated to picking solely from a dwindling group of similar train wrecks, as nobody else will seriously consider being with a walking billboard of low self esteem.

You do realize this "soul mate" of yours won't be with you, five years from now, right?? Certainly not ten years from now. You're going to look like a bruised, fucked up avocado, for what?? He'll be off pounding some younger, dumber version of you, and you'll be stuck perusing through the human equivalents of the music cassettes bin at the local truck stop.

I doubt I will get a great deal more ,but I LOVE the ones I have now & have NO regrets on any of them. Where I live here in Sydney every second person you see has ink so it's more socially acceptable here.

Same sorta phenomenon occurs at a leper colony. What, you don't think you're grouping together, intentionally, like any other group of lemmings?

It's "cute," now. It won't be, though, when you're all 40 and you've grown out of this silly, self destructive phase. Then, you'll simply be met with a lot of damning looks, which will look a lot like this...

Don't stop with the tats on your Boston Butts. Go for the tongue tattoo.

missjo wrote:My latest additions :twisted:




so now my artwork extends from just above my left elbow up to wrap around my shoulder
the next piece will extend it around my bicep I'm still working on what it's going to be

A 1:1 scale map of North America would fit nicely.

Wolfman wrote:I've never seen a woman who had a tat that made her look prettier/sexier/more attractive. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

I concur....

Hell, my wife has tats as do I , but they kind of lost the "uniqeness" after the 3rd date...........

Hey Jo Jo..... Think about your ink in 30 yrs....

Can't fight gravity forever kitty cat.......


When titty tats become ankle socks....Do the math

Men age like wine
Women age like vinegar....

Wolfman wrote:I've never seen a woman who had a tat that made her look prettier/sexier/more attractive. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

Sounds like more of an overall vision problem. Maybe you can only see women short enough not to be obscured by your sheepdog hairdo?

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:and never will get one voluntarily.

Is there a chance you're going to get one... involuntarily? :?

In the theoretical possibility sense? I suppose so. Not very likely, of course.

How would this involuntarily happen? I am intrigued and need more of your insight and wisdom. Let's flesh out some possible scenarios:

* Kidnapped by Somali pirates and forced to get tat at gunpoint.
* Wife gives you an ultimatum... eat out her rhino snatch that reeks of feces and beer farts or get tat.
* Donald Trump offers you one million dollars and a chance to rehabilitate that water-head-special-needs-half-breed kid of yours if you get tat.


How am I doing?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: How would this involuntarily happen? I am intrigued and need more of your insight and wisdom. Let's flesh out some possible scenarios:

* kidnapped by conservative republicans and forced to have a I Sean Hannity tatted on one shoulder and Rush Limbaugh on the other.

PSUFAN wrote:
...your sheepdog hairdo?

Wednesdays is
Senior's Discount Day
at
Super Cuts
fuck you!!!

Van wrote:
Great. That'll serve you well, say, in five years, when he's long gone and the next twenty guys and girls you meet all instantly dismiss you as a psychological train wreck.

As you get older you'll be relegated to picking solely from a dwindling group of similar train wrecks, as nobody else will seriously consider being with a walking billboard of low self esteem.

You do realize this "soul mate" of yours won't be with you, five years from now, right?? Certainly not ten years from now. You're going to look like a bruised, fucked up avocado, for what?? He'll be off pounding some younger, dumber version of you, and you'll be stuck perusing through the human equivalents of the music cassettes bin at the local truck stop.

Projecting much Van
worried Susan will trade you in for a younger hotter model :twisted:

James & I have been together for 5 years, I wear his ring, I own his heart & I know it
we own a house together,have built a life together & fall in love more with each other every day,
we complete the missing pieces in each other & sicken everyone around us with our googiness
So now that has not now nor will ever be an issue for me

Van wrote:
It's "cute," now. It won't be, though, when you're all 40 and you've grown out of this silly, self destructive phase. Then, you'll simply be met with a lot of damning looks, which will look a lot like this...

Umm Van I'll be 40 in 8 months, luckily I don't look it :wink:

Both of us work in industries where our tattoos are no problem what so ever
Our Ink is easily covered up when we want it & visible when we want it
The areas I have artwork on are the lesser likely areas to sag in a hurry ,
if they do one day who cares, I don't, James doesn't, so why should it bother somebody I will never ever meet :?
Besides I'm lucky, I have really good skin
which has great elasticity & heals really well I don't even get a single scab after getting a tattoo.
& when the day comes that gravity has it's way I'll just wear longer sleeves :P

missjo wrote:Projecting much Van
worried Susan will trade you in for a younger hotter model :twisted:

She already did that, and for her I am that younger, hotter model. That ship's already sailed.

Umm Van I'll be 40 in 8 months, luckily I don't look it :wink:

Jesus, we have been on these boards a long time, haven't we?? Hard to believe, that you're now pushing forty. Time stands still here. You were closer to thirty when this all began. Shit, I was in my mid thirties back then.

Eeeash.

Exactly.

-OU Fan

missjo wrote:Besides I'm lucky, I have really good skin

had

missjo wrote:Umm Van I'll be 40 in 8 months

Is that in metric tons, kilograms?

88 wrote:

^^^ Was gonna say, that was awfully nice of your girlfriend to get an ode to you tattooed on her stomach.

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