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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Rumple might get a top 5 pass because he walked into this place with eyes wide open and didn't know what happens when personal pics get posted.

That's a BS excuse. Did Rumple just "not know" he was marrying the roof of the Pontiac Silverdome prior to muttering "I do"?

So he digs parade floats. Not my thing for sure, but I get the feeling he doesn't walk 5 paces ahead of her in public out of shame, gravitational pull not withstanding.

Seriouly, YD (Timmay) was always proping you guys over at SN. I challenged him in saying your smack was no better than any other board. I was wrong. Very wrong.

He probably has no choice. Do you know what kind of iron muscles it takes to keep a frame like that upright? Mt. Rumplewife is like an adult-sized Jack LaLane under all of that blubber. One squirrely look from him, and a side of beef slaps him fucking silly.

indy

not sure, but your thread about having manlove for the aTm male cheerleaders was worse. You even admitted to(or almost) crying when they start their Yells.

that one was brutal.



#1 has to be Eire.

Adelpiero wrote:indy

not sure, but your thread about having manlove for the aTm male cheerleaders was worse. You even admitted to(or almost) crying when they start their Yells.

that one was brutal.



#1 has to be Eire.

That wasn't brutal at all. I said I got chills listening to 80k people in unison doing a yell for our team. Not embarrassed by that at all.

Josh is the weirdest motherfucker on these boards.

That thread is expected.

PSUFAN wrote:Rumps gets busy with a credit card at the jeweler's .

I don't think Jared accommodates custom fitted wedding rings of that size. More likely, Rumps hired a contractor to weld a couple pieces of Alaska Pipeline together.

Not a top 5, but solid honorable mention would be "I'm thinking of banging my step cousin in law".

Wasn't that shoalzie?

Definite top 5 would have to be IB logging in the first time.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Rumps gets busy with a credit card at the jeweler's .

I don't think Jared accommodates custom fitted wedding rings of that size. More likely, Rumps hired a contractor to weld a couple pieces of Alaska Pipeline together.

:)

PSU would be a great benefit to Bob Ross for that ever elusive color "mud".

"There. Happy Poop"

Yep. We could hack open your wife and fuel the continent's reading lamps with her ambergris for a month or so.

T1B - Open for Organic Business.

PSUFAN wrote:Yep. We could hack open your wife and fuel the continent's reading lamps with her ambergris for a month or so.

You wouldn't get to her because she'd be trapped from a surrounding oil spill that was caused by S.S. PSU's Hanes.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Hell, you could argue Paul's C&Ping of Orc's post wasn't really an "error in judgment" because he really thought he could get away with it.

I still think what Paul did is the worst thing someone can do on a messageboard. That is unacceptable.

It'll NEVER be worse than scarring our brains with the pic of the USS Rumplewife....although to this day I'd still like to paint a pearl goatee on her friend that was next to her in that rather unfortunate pic.

No way she is that damn fat

RevLimiter wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:Hell, you could argue Paul's C&Ping of Orc's post wasn't really an "error in judgment" because he really thought he could get away with it.

I still think what Paul did is the worst thing someone can do on a messageboard. That is unacceptable.

It'll NEVER be worse than scarring our brains with the pic of the USS Rumplewife....although to this day I'd still like to paint a pearl goatee on her friend that was next to her in that rather unfortunate pic.

Given your status as resident bloat king, you're hardly in a position to be throwing stones. Add on top of that the C&P bullshit you did and I think you've got rumplewife edged out by two of your many gunt folds.

Mister Bushice wrote:Given your status as resident bloat king, you're hardly in a position to be throwing stones.

Despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. STFU.

Add on top of that the C&P bullshit you did and I think you've got rumplewife edged out by two of your many gunt folds.

Cry me a river...oh, and I WILL C&P again at some point. Just to see the forum melt down once again.

RevLimiter wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Given your status as resident bloat king, you're hardly in a position to be throwing stones.

Despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. STFU.

Nope. Without a current pic, fat you were, are, and always will be. Your gravy sweat encrusted beady little eyes don't count.

Mister Bushice wrote:

RevLimiter wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:Given your status as resident bloat king, you're hardly in a position to be throwing stones.

Despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. STFU.

Nope. Without a current pic, fat you were, are, and always will be. Your gravy sweat encrusted beady little eyes don't count.

Nope, ain't happenin'....you fucktards will just have to keep on speculating to the contrary. And the leg-humping continues.

I don't think this merits Top 5 status but certainly merits a honorable mention:

Some young gun (I believe he was 19 or so) with the nic of Someone in CNY (maybe Matt in CNY or James in CNY... I can't recall exactly) posted a pic of his new & barely-18 girlfriend with the usual "Isn't she cute?" kind of self-aggrandizing bullshit. Of course, it didn't take long for someone to <right-click> Properties to look at the URL and then snoop around for the potential of other pics by simply changing the sequence of the jpegs in the URL. As luck would have it, this revealed his girlfriend in various states of undress. I believe he then accused members of the board of hacking his computer. Legal action was threatened, his girlfriend found out she was nude on the internet and numerous wytches soon circulated.

I know you saved them for "evidence" in the event she wasn't 18 and all, doing your duty and stuff.


So, she was 18, refresh our memory and post them again.

And the leg-humping continues.

Nothing leg humping about it, and no pic needed.

I'd stop the rock tossin rumples way if I were you.

I'd also jelly roll down a steep hillside and explode into freeway traffic like an oversized fat filled ding dong if I were you, but that's another thing.

Rack Fu wrote:barely-18 girlfriend

Rack, didn't save them but I do remember those pics.

Tom In VA wrote:I know you saved them for "evidence" in the event she wasn't 18 and all, doing your duty and stuff.


So, she was 18, refresh our memory and post them again.

This was back in 2000 or so. Someone must have them.

PSUFAN wrote:IndyFrisco's gaffe doesn't really rank up there, IMO. I doubt anyone really believes that he sucked cock in HS.

Why not? He still sucks cock.

But that really wasn't the point, now was it. The point is that he's a naive dipshit who doesn't know the difference between sucking cock and eating pussy, and he's somehow an admin on this board... wtf were you thinking?

I've never seen such an efficient plungering as JHawk...

My personal favorite.

Wags, If I weren't watching hockey right now,I'd be wiping my ass with your flayed corpse. You're owed a beatdown, jackass

R-Jack wrote:I remember back in the day, ...I was special.

Did you work today or did you wake up at 6 AM and instead of paying attention to your female version of a horse, and the brat(s) she's squeezed out in your steed... I just looked at the other thread where you actually began your morning with the same AP response but with different variations of the nick and of course the same Marv Albert that works so well.

There is something that is seriously wrong with some loser that is going nowhere in life where the beginning of his week is dedicated to an anti-AP rant... and with "puke" pics to top it off...

Are they cutting back your hours at the retail biz? Do you see that you really have no future with a horse-headed wife, brats, and a mortgage working in retail? I know how bad it sucks but at least I don't have to do it too much longer.

Oh, I won't respond to the others that have been on this since last Fall. Tell you what R-Jackoff... I'll only respond to you in the future no matter how many of the others bait...

Ugly wife, kids, you getting fatter and pastier, a mortgage on a shitty looking meth house on what looks to be a highway...

6 AM and this dude is obsessing about me, and is still bitching and moaning this late in another thread?

Enjoy living la vida loca dude!

Fuck you pasty!

Atomic Puke makes paying for broadband with a shitty computer a hell of a value. RACK HIM.

Atomic Punk wrote:...some loser that is going nowhere in life...

smackaholic wrote:Definite top 5 would have to be the admin who allowed IB to log in after the first time.

ftfy

Perhaps nowhere near Top 5 status, but certainly one of the more memorable and recent errors in judgment would be OCDMike's retirement thread.

PSUFAN wrote:Wags, If I weren't watching hockey right now,I'd be wiping my ass with your flayed corpse. You're owed a beatdown, jackass

Oh... well thank god for hockey then. When you get the time, I'll be right here waiting on that beatdown. You gonna' enlist the Crew's help with that effort?

Quite chivalrous of you to come to IFellate's rescue. What, the dick sucking bitch can't defend herself? Hey, I know... maybe you'll get a complimentary bottle of sauce out the deal.

R-Jack wrote:Was it Viper in Vancouver who bragged about turning down a stripper for a late night Dennys run with a bunch of dudes?
.

I could be wrong, but.. wasn't Viper a chick?

I feel "unclean" for even reading that summary of events.

Quick someone post the pics Rack Fu is talking about or what about that other HPOA that posted herself all over the board, I forgot her name.

mvscal wrote:He was the one who has going to be thinking about the trolls with their scaly hands wrapped around their veiny cocks while he was "pumping chicks", right?

I thought that was PrimeX

Papa Willie wrote:he fucked Tara Reid.

Not a terribly singular achievement.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:he fucked Tara Reid.

Not a terribly singular achievement.

Didn't you fuck Dinah Shore?

Does this pass for “smack” at your board? Nice to know what I’m not missing.

Dinah Shore is old enough to be your mother. To be honest, I have fucked neither of those ladies.

Goober McTuber wrote:Dinah Shore is old enough to be your mother. To be honest, I have fucked neither of those ladies.

I didn't realize 'spray was in the over 60 set. Dinah Shore would be 92 were she still alive.

I'd have to say War Wagon allowing his picture to be snapped was a pretty big faux pas, as well. Here's a guy whose entire schtick revolves around being some sort of internet gangsta - then he gets exposed as a stickly little locker-stuffed nerdling. It just doesn't work for him...but man oh man, he sure keeps on with it.


Whitey showing everyone who's boss

It makes sense though. The biggest real life pussies make up the largest percentage of internet badasses.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It makes sense though. The biggest real life pussies make up the largest percentage of internet badasses.

Good point, kind of like the old "scoreboard, if you have to claim it ....".

Most RL badasses I know aren't vocal about it at all, but there are exceptions.


Have to say based on photos, if there ever was a T1B UFC match-up and you were paired against Wags, I'd have to put my money on Wags.


That being said, there's a reason I don't gamble. :D