T1B

You ready to come out from behind the troll, Dins?

Mikey wrote:Theh "real" Rootbeer wouldn't need to look it up.

I didn't have to look up the alt code for é when I spelled maté. Do I at least get points for that?

I'm not sure it's Dins. The "real" Dins would never admit to having to look something up, even if he did.

Rootbeer wrote:

Mikey wrote:Theh "real" Rootbeer wouldn't need to look it up.

I didn't have to look up the alt code for é when I spelled maté. Do I at least get points for that?

Definitely. When I need it I go to MS Word, pick the symbol for é and paste it in. It's the long way around, but I have too many other numbers to remember without a bunch of alt codes.

Whoever it is, they have done their homework. They got all my questions right.

Headhunter wrote:Whoever it is, they have done their homework. They got all my questions right.

Yeah, and as far as I can remember Rooty is the only one I ever had any discussion with about maté... :?



Let's try some more Tough Rootbeer Trivia:


What were Rootbeer's hidden forums on the vent called?

Are you sure it was Rootbeer, and not Broken Staple? They were interchangeable.

My mental spreadsheet isn't what it once was but there were several and I know that at least one was Rootbeer's.

How do I know you're the real Mikey ?


Oh and I don't remember SCIII allowing images in Signatures. Maybe they did but I don't remember it.

You don't, really.

Except that nobody else could suck as badly as I do without a lot of practice.

And as a matter of fact, on the vent, I wasn't Mikey.

The Vent ?

My bad I thought we were talking about SCIII.

I wasn't really there either.


My name isn't really Tom and I'm not really in Virginia.


I'm Batman

Your real name is Jim, and you live in the mountains of West Virginia.

I do have some things straight.

Rootbeer wrote:OCMike, that wasn't arrogance in the 3rd person. It was -for back of a better language- scientis avocamenti. ←I should probably look that up before posting but where's the fun in that?

It just had that "Mike Vick has to make choices for Mike Vick that are in Mike Vick's best interests".

Anyway, I don't know any Latin, but I do know some spanish...

los olores de la respiración de su hermana tienen gusto de mi pene

No my real name is actually Mahmoud Al'Binachmed



OCMike I think that is "knowledge of the avocado", something about a fetish for guacamole.

No Moleste el gato spectaculaarrrrrrrrrr

Headhunter wrote:No Moleste el gato spectaculaarrrrrrrrrr

Don't touch the spectacular pussy ?


Want it all for yourself I see.

mi culo tiene gusanos, los pesca por favor hacia fuera con su lengüeta

Mikey wrote:What were Rootbeer's hidden forums on the vent called?

I remember a picnic. It was a pretty epic thread and I brought the bologna.

Do you understand how internet dope I am?

Cuda wrote:

PrimeX wrote:
Where'd Pogue go anyway?

He's following Buzzer around the country, supplying her with vibrating rubber phalluses as necessary

When you're a smack addict, fake hardons are always necessary-btw

Rootbeer,

Are you now or have you ever had relations with this bear...

PrimeX wrote:

Mikey wrote:What were Rootbeer's hidden forums on the vent called?

I remember a picnic. It was a pretty epic thread and I brought the bologna.

Do you understand how internet dope I am?

Yeah, the picnic was cool and you're dopier than shit. I was hoping Rootbeer would mention that one so's I'd know he's really who he is.

Mikey wrote:What were Rootbeer's hidden forums on the vent called?

Rootbeer's Fountain: Where was the greatest clandestine organization of all internet time who planned the greatest internet assault that never actually happened: Plan R from Navarone. Also the forum where we stretched the page width the maximum extent of the law.

Other forums:
OEB's Crib
Rigby and Stinky's* House of Ill Repute -*That's not exactly correct but it's close.

Tom In VA wrote:Oh and I don't remember SCIII allowing images in Signatures. Maybe they did but I don't remember it.

I know what you meant by this, Tom, and we were talking about SCIII. The pic I referenced was in my avatar spot, I believe. Or maybe not. I'm probably not the real Rootbeer anyway so it's all semantic in the end.

Mr T wrote:Are you now or have you ever had relations with this bear...

I did not inhale.

Cuda wrote:

PrimeX wrote:
Where'd Pogue go anyway?

He's following Buzzer around the country, supplying her with vibrating rubber phalluses as necessary

i see yer as ghey as ever with that creepy spreadsheeting shit.

2. i reside in the 314 and Mahone's still in Kentucky, just about getting hitched, as a matter of fact.

!zzubevol wrote: 2. i reside in the 314

I totally just whipped it out and started playing with it.

Rootbeer wrote:

Felix wrote:

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Why not drop a question in Ucant's quiz thread? It could make things more interesting.

by request.....

"rootbeer", what was the name of the literary publication I sent my first submission to (with a constructive criticism assist from you).....

(what can I say, I'm a Renaissance kind of mofo)

I don't recall having an email exchange with anyone named Felix. I don't recall having an IM conversation with anyone named Felix. I don't recall the name Felix from any board Rootbeer frequented. I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage on this one, Felix. Either there are missing details in your trivia question or my memory is spotty.

Are you still part of that cult?

Rooty? Buzzer?

And Beany?


Banner day.


Still being a fantasy guru, Beantown?

Dinsdale wrote:Rooty? Buzzer?

And Beany?


Banner day.


Still being a fantasy guru, Beantown?

trying. I have a draft Sunday..25th..$170 entry...10 teams.. top 3 get $$. I only had to practice for it by drafting 8 yahoo teams and 4 ESPN freebee's.. Yes, I have no life.

BTW... Ucant joined a free ESPN Keeper I am doing...if anyone is interested, PM me with your email addy..I still have 2 slots..Draft is Sunday 25th at 12:00 noon.

Do you remember my old buddy Eli who played in some leagues with us?


Oddly enough, very recently, he asked "what ever happened to that Beanie dude we used to play in fantasy leagues with?"

He's getting back into it a bit, although after a nasty divorce, his internet access is sketchy for now, although he's getting set back up soon.


I might have to get back into it too, by way of some freebie leagues.


Since I did sweep an entire year's SC3 official fantasy leagues -- football, basketball, and baseball. I've pretty much hung my BODE hat on that and have been resting on my ample laurels ever since.

Dinsdale wrote:Do you remember my old buddy Eli who played in some leagues with us?


Oddly enough, very recently, he asked "what ever happened to that Beanie dude we used to play in fantasy leagues with?"

He's getting back into it a bit, although after a nasty divorce, his internet access is sketchy for now, although he's getting set back up soon.


I might have to get back into it too, by way of some freebie leagues.


Since I did sweep an entire year's SC3 official fantasy leagues -- football, basketball, and baseball. I've pretty much hung my BODE hat on that and have been resting on my ample laurels ever since.

Okay so PM me with email and I will send you an invite. My head is hurting from doing all these drafts..but I think I have a good idea where guys will go in the $$ league. The Free Keeper one is the one I was gonna send open invites for..Draft is SUN at noon..EST.

And my drapes have never been the same.

!zzubevol wrote:

Cuda wrote:

PrimeX wrote:
Where'd Pogue go anyway?

He's following Buzzer around the country, supplying her with vibrating rubber phalluses as necessary

i see yer as ghey as ever with that creepy spreadsheeting shit.

2. i reside in the 314 and Mahone's still in Kentucky, just about getting hitched, as a matter of fact.

Buzzer! Nice to see youse again.

I took a chance that my comment would bring you out of hiding.

Besides, aside from the following you around the country thingie, the rest is rather factual... isn't it?

Or so I've been told

Beantown Basher wrote: Are you still part of that cult?

Is that a trivia question?

PrimeX wrote:Do you understand how internet dope I am?

I laughed heartily.

Rootbeer = Erik Prince. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Got it. Thanks for the wakey, wakey update.



Laces out...

I'm glad ucan't understood what he was trying to say.

The only thing I have to do with Blackwater is the color of toilet bowl after I leave a generous offering to the porcelain gods. Along those lines let me tell ya I think my body hates me right now. Every time I eat I get the unstoppable angry squirts within 5 minutes. The water usually turns green like that cheap lemon-lime drink you can get for $1/gallon. Occasionally a semi-solid piece will come through. This causes a pulsing action that ensures my entire butt is covered with splatters. I should probably take my food to the bathroom, strip naked, eat, crap, and shower in one smooth motion. I'm going to go make a large plate of rice and garlic sauteed shrimp. If I'm gonna spray green firewater I might as well eat loads of sea cockroaches. How much worse could it get?

Rootbeer wrote:How much worse could it get?

You could have a picture of Cinder's chicklets hanging on your bathroom wall.

Rootbeer wrote:How much worse could it get?

You could have it erupting out of both ends simultaneously. If that happens, trust me, you'll want to keep your seat.

Cleaning up vomit off the floor in front of the toilet is way preferable to cleaning up the other stuff

Cuda wrote:

Rootbeer wrote:How much worse could it get?

You could have it erupting out of both ends simultaneously. If that happens, trust me, you'll want to keep your seat.

Cleaning up vomit off the floor in front of the toilet is way preferable to cleaning up the other stuff

I don't know why people don't appreciate you cudes, you're cayshe $ in my book.

Hey Dins...

Does the U&L beach sand chafe as much as the San
Fagsissyco suicidal residents endure?

I'm guessing Left Turn/Tard version 2 has chapped lips.

You pathetic pussies!
Aw, go in with your piddle-talk. Like a bunch of little kids having a circle-jerk, your yammering is really unreadable. And boring.

But not mine.

Scoreboard NF

Wakey Wake!