Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...

[poptart]

After much painstaking research, and using computerized advanced hidden text message discovery techniques, the following important 'messages' have been uncovered from dialogue posted in this thread.

Highly interesting, but sure, you might take it all with a grain of salt.





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[PSUFAN]

Maybe you just have a stack of laundromat coupons.

That hung in everybody's sweet spot for a loooong time. Don't say I never gave you guys anything.

[Nishlord]

I know this is gonna be a reach for those among you who have only seen a 'vagina' by shoving their cocks between their legs in front of the mirror, but there's this thing called the skene's glands. It's the size of a pinhole, next to the urethra, and is the source of female ejaculation.

Female ejaculation is a mixture of glucose, frucrose, a protein that can be also found in male ejaculate, and a minuscule bit of urea. Almost all women are capable of producing it, and the level varies from a droplet to a squirt. Problem is, thanks to the always-educational and accurate porn industry, people assume that the average female gush is similar to a car wash. I'd estimate that when you see a 'gush' on a porn vid, you're most likely seeing some woman having a slash (but still, a 15-foot piss is worth recording). British censors refuse to allow any gushing scenes in our home-made grot because they (probably rightly) assume it's an attempt to sneak watersports DVDs under the radar.

And yes, it's very easy to confuse a urinary infection with gushing.

[Dinsdale]

Female ejaculation is a mixture of glucose, frucrose, a protein that can be also found in male ejaculate, and a minuscule bit of urea.

So, bodily fluids are a mixture of sugars and proteins?


Wow, thanks for that. It's been a long time since junior high school, and Id almost forgotten.


Enough of the squirting, it's old news.

The new score (as of last night), well... she...

Ribbits.

Just like a bullfrog.

No, seriously, this is a new one, even for me... the girl gets hot and bothered, and this croaking/ribbit sound starts up out of her throat, and her throat quivers with the sound.

Just like a frog.

I'm sure the novelty of it will wear off quicky eventually. Our time was limited yesterday, but I think I'm going to have to stay after Frog Girl at least until she knobs me to completion... surely that throat-based ribbit thing will add an entirely new element to pitching my goo down her piehole.


And I'm pretty sure I can get front row seats in Hell if I bust off a "SUCK IT DOWN, KERMIT" as I defile her gastrointestinal tract.

[PSUFAN]

ha ha ha...does she have stick arms?

[Mister Bushice]

Here's a NSFW video of some top performing squirters. You might wanna watch the audio channel volume as well if you got work peeps nearby. They're screamers, too.

http://www.redtube.com/6105" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Cicatrix]

Anyone else been sayin' "effluvium" in their head for the last couple days?

[Dinsdale]

UPDATE:

surely that throat-based ribbit thing will add an entirely new element to pitching my goo down her piehole.

Swimmingly.

[Nishlord]

So, bodily fluids are a mixture of sugars and proteins?


Wow, thanks for that. It's been a long time since junior high school, and Id almost forgotten.

This is T1B. It's always best to assume that your audience has a mental capacity of a dog turd. It saves time in the long run.

[Dinsdale]

This is T1B. It's always best to assume that your audience has a mental capacity of a dog turd. It saves time in the long run.

Solid point.

The American public education system isn't quite as miserable as the worldwide media makes it out to be -- although I can see how you'd get that impression from the T1B denizens.

[PSUFAN]

Did your frog give you warts, or did she just piss on you?

[Dinsdale]

Did your frog give you warts

Not that I know of. Best of my knowledge, she just gave me blowjobs.

or did she just piss on you?

I just met her recently. Like I'm really going to log any face time on a new chick, you sick puppy.


Shit, it's a miracle I gave her my real name and phone number. I sure the fuck wasn't going o give her oral delights courtesy the ever-talented Dinstongue.

[PSUFAN]

Proceed very carefully. You might be hovering above the quivering quim mouth agape, expecting a geyser of urea and fructose, and instead receive a foul-smelling egg mass that slams into your trachea.

[Dinsdale]

Fuck...

I just caught a visual.

Fuck the fuck off, PSU.

[PSUFAN]

Me too...a dripping, sticky Paul Giamatti wiping tadpoles out of his eyebrows. Not cool.

[Mister Bushice]

This is T1B. It's always best to assume that your audience has a mental capacity of a dog turd. It saves time in the long run.

Solid point.

The American public education system isn't quite as miserable as the worldwide media makes it out to be -- although I can see how you'd get that impression from the T1B denizens.

Of which you lead the pack.

[Dinsdale]

Wow, that was some cutting edge IKYABWAI you dropped there, Bushleague.

[Mister Bushice]

You can deny it all you want, but few here frequent this place more than you do. Attempting to separate yourself from everyone else posting here is not possible, unless you are only going by volume.

You suck equally, and at times even more than the average poster here.

Deal with it.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The B-Minus Brigade is also quaffing piss fluid, but at least they're getting some sort of buzz off it.

Dinsdale is getting screwed in this deal.

[PSUFAN]

Bushice's link is pretty funny.

When was the break made from simple Playboy centerfolds? How is it that now we're supposed to be titillated by videos of skanks blasting each other with insanely powerful blasts of urine?

When I saw Old Faithful, I was impressed...but I didn't get a hard on.

Like I said, a little indication of enjoyment for my efforts...a wail of pleasure, a scrunched-up face, a little gush of ejaculate...all of that is welcome. Hosing me down with a torrent of liquid, soaking entirely through the mattress and swelling the floorboards, necessitating rapid cleanup...it ain't that kinda party.