The All-Unsung Hero Team (all time)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:11 am

BSmack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Better watch it, or he might make us post in the NECKCAR forum.
Unsung heroes of NASCAR....

The Wall

This coming from the guy who was first in line to sign up his team in the Neckcar contest.

Duplicitous, much?

Go fuck yourself, much?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:14 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Better watch it, or he might make us post in the NECKCAR forum.

No worries.

You'd get run by Paul.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:24 am

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Better watch it, or he might make us post in the NECKCAR forum.
Unsung heroes of NASCAR....

The Wall
This coming from the guy who was first in line to sign up his team in the Neckcar contest.

Duplicitous, much?

Go fuck yourself, much?

An addendum:

Team BSmack is in tha hizzle.

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War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:30 am

Hell and damnation, another addendum:

PrimeX 3703
Dallas Fanatic 3702
Bitch Smack 3662
Mac22 3651
Bucmonkey 3648
rozy 3648
Shoalzie 3637
packwin13 3597
War Wagon 3438
Seer 3347
xplzr 3343
Qbert 3236
Mucho Bulls 3196
MRCTM 3167
DELSDAD 2900
Cross Traffic 2878

Call me crazy, but I sense that Bitch smacks team isn't going to do very well in the next segment.

Hell, he may not even bother posting a team.

That'd be my advice.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:37 am

Nice melt, redneck!

Brian Piccolo

m2

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:44 am

LOL, couldn't this unfunny, Egon Spangler-lookalike consolidate all his boring, unclever shit into one single post? The Sultan of Suck is to the NFL forum what he and JTR are to the other one.

While Whitey Wagon might suck ass when it comes to smack, at least he isn't funny too.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:04 am

And finally, since idiots hardly deserve a response, but I'm gracious that way....

Felix wrote: crying is alright....so long as you don't post any "unsung heroes"

Cry all you want, you "unslung heroes"....

Jeebus, why don't you all just take a number and get in line for the next beatdown?

Yes, it's the off season...

...but if you can't resist slamming the submit button for no other reason than garnering some cheap attention, go shopping instead of 'tarding up this forum with your weakass drivel.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:15 am

WhatsMyName wrote:LOL, couldn't this unfunny, Egon Spangler-lookalike consolidate all his boring, unclever shit into one single post?

LOL

LOL

LOL

It's called trashing a shit thread just on principal, dumbass.

While Whitey Wagon might suck ass when it comes to smack, at least he isn't funny too.

If Kaley were here, he'd call you the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, and then hope to tie you up after he'd delivered the pizza and feed you the peanuts from his shit.

NOT so good times, but I can see the return with dumbfucks like you spamming the forum.

Fuck off, troll.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:48 am

War Wagon wrote:
It's called trashing a shit thread just on principal, dumbass.

Seriously wags are your problems with the thread or with the person that started it?

it seems to me that it would be easier to simply ignore the thread if you feel it's not worth your time....instead, you take it upon yourself to deem what is worthy in this forum and what is not......

you know the drill--if it has no merit it will drop soon enough.....

instead you invite another pile-on.....

we've had this discussion before wags but it seems nothing is getting through...

if your problem is with the author.......well, you'll have to take it up with him....

btw....this one has archives written all over it.....

LOL

al? · Post by **al?** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:33 am

Nice 5 posts in a row there, Risa Wagon.

Darryl ' MOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSE' Johnston

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:24 pm

Another thread....another Whitey pile on followed by a Whitey melt. Can't say I'm surprised.

Doug Cosbie

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:49 pm

Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

Merton Hanks

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:33 pm

Ok this thread is lame now. Let it go already!!

Clint Didier

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:00 am

Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

Really? Not that I'm trying to be "funny" in order to entertain a simpleton like you. Far from it. If I post anything that you find "funny", I must be doing something wrong.

As for my knowledge of football, or lack thereof, let's re-examine this list of supposedly "unsung heroes" that you somehow compiled (read: pulled out of your ass).

Where'smyBrain wrote:
OFFENSE

QB: Phil Simms, NYG
RB: Roger Craig, SF
FB: Howard Griffith, DEN
WR: John Taylor, SF
WR: Rod Smith, DEN
TE: Jay Novacek, DAL

DEFENSE

MLB: Karl Mecklenburg, DEN
OLB: Greg Lloyd, PIT
OLB: Kevin Greene, PIT
SS: Mike Brown, CHI
FS: LeRoy Butler, GB
CB: Aeneas Williams, AZ

I think it's safe to say that the bolded members of this "team" were anything but "unsung" during their tenure in the NFL. Especially the ones wearing SB rings.

I think it's also safe to say (once again) that you're nothing more than a shit troll who doesn't know a goddamned thing about football in general, or the NFL in particular.

Yet, here you come again, spouting inanities and acting all NFL guru like, trying to dress to impress the masses. ('sup, D-fan?)

And then have the temerity to leave lineman out. That, and having 25% of your team be Mules, speaks of intense myopia.

Not that I'm not also pre-disposed towards that affliction.

Here, I'll play just this once, and give you a better example of what a truly unsung hero really is.

Tony Richardson.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:01 am

WhatsMyName wrote:Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

War Wagon wrote:

fight....fight....fight.....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:05 am

2nd...the impending Move to Archives....this is going to be FUN!!!!

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:22 am

I like when a guy calls me a homer for having 25% of my Unsung team as Broncos when 100% of his are Chefs. LOL! I didn't even need to work to bitchslap your ass on that one. Apparently you're as adept at logic as you are at smack and football knowledge. And humor.

On a side note however, you really aren't very smart, good at smack, knowledgeable of football or funny.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:25 pm

Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:43 pm

Unrack this shit thread.

Eric Wright

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:39 am

WheresMyBrain wrote: On a side note however, you really aren't very smart, good at smack, knowledgeable of football or funny.

Great.

I know what you are, but what am I?

Fucking terrific.

Next thing you know, you'll be offering lessons on how to be "smart and funny" on the internet.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:47 am

DallasFanatic wrote:Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.

Defensive? Moi?

Never! The best defense is a good offense, and no grandstanding little twerp like yourself is going to declare anything as "plain and simple", when things that really are "plain and simple" are rocket science to a schmuck like yourself.

EAD, Bitch.

Better luck trying to "ass-plunger" someone else, D-punked.

al? · Post by **al?** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:51 am

only 2 posts in a row?!?!? You're slippin' War Risa.

Eric Thomas

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:12 am

al? wrote:only 2 posts in a row?!?!? You're slippin' War Risa.

Sue me.

I believe that each 'tard who decides to step in the ring deserves their own separate beatdown. Makes things simpler for when they re-quote it and try tossing it back to leave out the non-germaine part of their particular role. I hate scrolling thru a thread only to see the same idjits quoting and re-quoting each other ad nauseum.

It's also based on merit.

BSmack got three posts in a row, and he surely deserves them.

I doubt that you'll get more than one, al?, but you may feel honored for the personal attention.

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:25 am

War Wagon wrote:
DallasFanatic wrote:Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.
Defensive? Moi?

Never! The best defense is a good offense, and no grandstanding little twerp like yourself is going to declare anything as "plain and simple", when things that really are "plain and simple" are rocket science to a schmuck like yourself.

EAD, Bitch.

Better luck trying to "ass-plunger" someone else, D-punked.

You calling anyone a little twerp is hilarious. I can use you as dental floss Wags. Internet tough guy does you no good when everyone has seen your skinny punk ass. But go ahead and continue your charade tough guy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:13 am

DallasFanatic wrote: You calling anyone a little twerp is hilarious. I can use you as dental floss Wags. Internet tough guy does you no good when everyone has seen your skinny punk ass.

So why don't you post the pic then? Because you don't have the skeelz, right? I'm not ashamed of it, so better procure another weapon in that stupendously empty "ass-plungering" arsenal that you so miserly horde.

I call you a "little twerp" because your posts reflect exactly that, oh mentally challenged one. You like to act tough yourself, right? Little cloakroom bully sound better to you? Have you graduated from the 5th grade yet?

As if one's physical stature meant anything on a message board where we routinely call each other retards.

Btw, I may be a tall, skinny geek at 6'3" and about a buck ninety, but if you can use me to floss your teeth, I suggest that you visit an orthodontist, D-Hulk.

al? · Post by **al?** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:11 am

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!

Amani " It's not a tumor" Toomer

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:36 am

al? wrote:

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys.

So?

Can't stand the heat, get out the fucking kitchen.

I've yet to see you post any thing more than a one line drive-by, so stuff a sock in it.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:41 am

War Wagon wrote: So why don't you post the pic then?

Any takers, here?

Because you don't have the skeelz, right?

Cut the hoodrat act you goofy, four-eyed redneck spaz.

I'm not ashamed of it, so..

What a surprise. A self-proclaimed forklift driver isn't ashamed of himself. Shocking!

Dorsey Levens

al? · Post by **al?** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:48 am

Not my fault it only takes one line to dismiss bitches like you. I've yet to see you do more than melt and whine.........carry on.

Seth Joyner

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:04 am

WhatsMyName wrote:
War Wagon wrote: So why don't you post the pic then?
Any takers, here?

Sure,

Left to Right...

Whitey/Ernie... The One Board Football Forum

Harry Carson

m2

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:16 pm

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!

It always gets personal during off season.......

Ed McCaffrey

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:40 pm

Pat Tilley.

RACK ME.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:02 pm

Ottis Anderson

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:50 am

al? wrote:Not my fault it only takes one line to dismiss bitches like you. I've yet to see you do more than melt and whine.........carry on.

Translation: "It's easier to sit in the stands and fling poo rather than step to the plate and face the heat".

Trust me, I get it.

Punks like you are a dime a dozen. Always looking for the safe way of trying to get over on someone you perceive as being vulnerable. Then being surprised and scared as hell when the guy you tried to mug with a dull pen-knife pulls out a .357 and levels it at your forehead.

Run along, al?.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:51 am

Felix wrote:
This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!
It always gets personal during off season.......

It's called winnowing the herd.

al? · Post by **al?** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:18 am

and let me guess.......you're the one with the .357? ooooooo..........scary.

Internet Gangster indeed.

Flame on, pussy.

Alvin Harper

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:30 am

al? wrote: and let me guess.

That's what those w/o a clue usually do, and you're no exception.

Didn't I tell you to run along?

You bore me, which is much worse than being annoying.

WMB only annoys me.

al? · Post by **al?** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:52 am

whew!!!!!

Thank God (and GOD) I bore you......maybe now you'll put your gat away, eh gangsta?

I was really worried there for a second.

Stephen Baker

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:58 am

al? wrote: I was really worried there for a second.

For not being able to follow simple instructions, you should still be worried.

al? · Post by **al?** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:18 am

ok, WR......lets be serious for a minute.

I'm not going to derail this thread by tossing you around like the lightweight that you (admittedly) are.

Back on topic, I have to agree with your original assesment of WMN's unsung list as being hardly unsung, but that's probably the only salvagable thing you've produced in this thread.

Try to pull yourself out of the pile of melted pampers you've created here and contribute an underappreciated professional football player, or get out the fukk.

Matt Bahr

T1B

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