A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:43 pm

Otherworldly.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:28 am

Just got turned on to this bunch today. Better late than never...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:32 am

was supposed to be an off-the-wall, gonzo, random musings thread ---> turned quickly into a "my favourite songs" thread...

Great depth of imagination you all have.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:41 am

Truman wrote:Just got turned on to this bunch today. Better late than never...

bro, check into the music forum once in awhile.

viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41050

better late than never, indeed.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:48 am

Never said I was timely...

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:46 pm

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:48 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:11 pm

KC Scott wrote:Fan throws M80 at downed soccer player

Brilliant use of ubb code. At least for an admin.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:30 pm

you missed it

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:14 pm

Texas opens new highway with 85 mph speed limit, highest in the nation.

Some car builder tested the new toll capture cameras at 180 plus, on his way to 220.5 mph top speed prior to it opening to the public.

In car video in below link:

http://www.chron.com/cars/article/Someo ... 981380.php

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:49 pm

You know if you take Romney's 47% that dont pay taxes and added that with the AP's 52% of Americans are racist...you come out with 1% of the population that loves racial diversity and paying for it!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:16 pm

Jsc810 wrote:An article on southern tailgating, with the best part being the comments. Rack Tom Miller.

Funny shit.

While I've never attended a "REAL SOUTHERN TAILGATE," I have attended plenty of U&L tailgates...

And if you daintily cook up some quesadillas at one, you're getting a beatdown.

Fire up the smoker, and throw on some briskets and ribs and whatnot, after beginning drinking sometime before breakfast. Sounds like the SECers and PACers roll pretty similarly.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:35 pm

Divorces are never pretty, but this one got pretty ugly -- literally.

A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl, the Irish Times reported.

Initially, Jian Feng accused his wife of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.

When a DNA test proved that the baby was his, Feng's wife came clean on a little secret -- before they met, she had undergone about $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery in South Korea.

Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretenses, for not telling him about the plastic surgery and duping him into thinking she was beautiful, The Huffington Post reported.

The kicker? He won. A judge agreed with Feng's argument and ordered his ex-wife to fork over $120,000.

"I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues," he told the Irish Times. "Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:39 pm

"Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me."

Did they name it Screw Michigan?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:35 pm

Yeah, I was even letting the "tailgate" thing slide -- to me, tailgating is going to the game, or somewhere around it (parking varies by stadium, obviously), and dropping the tailgate to serve your food on (unless you bring a folding table... heck, I know a certain well-known Duck fan who has a very nicely organized trailer to haul everything... even has a "secret room" in the front to provide cover for pot-smoking, like secrecy matters in Eugene).

But I'm OK with lettuce at a tailgate -- so long as it's chopped up, and on a plate next to the tomatoes and onions for my burger.

Quesadillas? Fajitas? Fine foods, to be sure... just don't bust that shit out at a tailgate.

Instead of ridicule, maybe someone should take the stupid bitch to an actual tailgate. Make her a deal -- we'll handle the food, she brings the beer... like a keg, which tends to improve one's ability to make friends.

Did you read the comments? That was the good part.

1:00-3:00- arguments ensue over ACC quality. GF argues that Duke's WR's could 'torch' WVA's dbacks. Since she went to Alabama she will of course know their names and hometowns.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:26 pm

I did a Civil War in a bigazz RV (of course, my ticket I was supposed to get never showed up, so the RV it was). RV does have its benefits -- it was freakishly cold that year (like 20 degrees), so heat was nice. And the RV provides ample room to haul kegs... which they did.

Unfortunately, it was with Beaver fans (long story), and I was the only one in the area in Green... which was a treat after Joey threw the picks that cost the conference title... but we got'em next year.

But watching/helping Duckman unload everything from its place in his cargo trailer is a thing of beauty -- everything unfolds to cover about a 30' X 30' area (got a big smoker in there, too).

Or pull a Hibachi out of the trunk of your hoopdie -- it's all the same party.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:37 pm

I'd drink some beer and unload my gun in Miss Alabama....or A.J.'s mom, if she were available.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:35 am

Mid 60s pop at its best:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:04 pm

KC Scott wrote:adaptive behavior by Catfish

Huh. Thought I heard he went crazy, quit posting and vanished in a flurry of whiskers and stinky scales about ten years ago.

Go figure.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:10 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
KC Scott wrote:adaptive behavior by Catfish
Huh. Thought I heard he went crazy, quit posting and vanished in a flurry of whiskers and stinky scales about ten years ago.

Catfish don't have scales, city slicker.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Catfish don't have scales, city slicker.

In retrospect, perhaps you're right Goobs. I was mistaking his scales for his nasty fur.

My bad.

I hear he was a terror in the schools.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:49 pm

Another day, another McDonald's fight.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:06 pm

McD's pipe beatdown video is older than goober, but, rack it anyhoo.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:08 pm

funny how nog howling comes through loud and clear on this work PC that I thought had no audio.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:29 pm

What the hell just happened here?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:54 am

Saudi's take a crack at Drifting

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:14 pm

Canuck takes a crack at apostrophe use.

And yeah, I know, pot, kettle.......GFY.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:18 pm

A few note to self.

Always wear seat belt when drifting.

Drifting in traffic is always a really bad idea.

Grass runoff areas are better than loose sand.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:A few note to self.

Always wear seat belt when drifting.

Drifting in traffic is always a really bad idea.

Grass runoff areas are better than loose sand.

Ahh..thinking seat belt might not do any good when car is doing 30 or so snap rolls.

Rack dudes leg flying through the air and landing on the road. Also thinking guy flying through the air might have had his back snapped pretty good.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:51 pm

Can't really blame this guy for being pissed.

Suspect in urologist killing had prostate trouble
NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. (AP) — A retired barber accused of shooting a California urologist to death in his exam room suffered from prostate problems and was angry about his incontinence after a recent surgery, neighbors said Tuesday.

Stanwood Fred Elkus, 75, was jailed on $1 million bail after police say he shot Dr. Ronald Franklin Gilbert multiple times on Monday at a medical office in Newport Beach, an affluent city in suburban Orange County.

Police would not say if the 52-year-old Gilbert was Elkus' doctor. The urologist appeared to be the only target of the attack, police spokeswoman Kathy Lowe said.
Elkus, who has an initial court hearing Wednesday, was plagued by prostate troubles and was upset by a surgery that left him running to the bathroom constantly, sometimes in mid-conversation, neighbors said.

"One day we were talking about other things outside and he says, 'Oh hold it right there!' and he was rushing to his house and when he came back, he said, 'I have a problem with my prostate,'" recalled Miguel Soto, who lives across the street.

"He said, 'I had surgery and now I am worse than before the surgery.'"

Soto said Elkus never named his doctor, and Soto did not know if it was Gilbert.

A few weeks ago, Elkus said he would be away from home because he was checking into a hospital again, but when Soto saw him last week, he didn't mention his health.
Neighbor James Lord said Elkus mentioned Sunday that "he wasn't going to be around much longer."

"I told him, 'No Stan, you're gonna outlive me,'" Lord said.

Detectives recovered a handgun at the scene of the shooting and found additional evidence at Elkus' home in Lake Elsinore, but police declined to provide more details.

At Gilbert's home in Huntington Beach, mourners arrived as distraught family members and a rabbi went in and out of the house just blocks from the water. The family declined comment and asked a reporter to leave.

Gilbert dealt with general urology, sexual dysfunction and related surgical techniques including vasectomies, bladder and prostate cancer, according to his biography on the website of the Orange Coast Urology Group, which he joined in 1993.

One of his specialties involved using a laser to vaporize prostate tissue blocking the urinary tract.

He decided to become a doctor mainly because his late father was a doctor, the biography said, adding that Gilbert had been a stockbroker and a singer in a rock band.

He had worked for 20 years at Hoag Hospital and was its former urology chief.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:17 am

The Doctor really probably asked one of those questions " Do you have guns in your home?", and dude took some offense to it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:32 am

Derron wrote:
smackaholic wrote:A few note to self.

Always wear seat belt when drifting.

Drifting in traffic is always a really bad idea.

Grass runoff areas are better than loose sand.
Ahh..thinking seat belt might not do any good when car is doing 30 or so snap rolls.

Rack dudes leg flying through the air and landing on the road. Also thinking guy flying through the air might have had his back snapped pretty good.

not saying that a seatbelt would have kept any of those poor fukks alive, but being inside a rolling car beats the fukk outta being halfway out or being launched into orbit. rack those fukks anyway for not belting up and giving us one damn entertaining video.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:03 am

Looked at a few other muzzie drfting videos. These dumb fukks don't even know how to drift properly. Drifting is something that requires lots of HP and RWD. These fukks just gather up a bit of speed, lock the ebrake and hang on. Does make for some rather nice barrel rolls though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:42 am

Sorry, no flying body parts but still an amazing ride.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:31 am

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:24 pm

Bullshit.

You know you did!

I'm not sure if that dude has ridiculous sphincter control or it's a which job. Rack it, either way. Saw it last night during the HTS on Tosh.0 while the rest of you fukks were tugging your shiveled dicks to beyonce.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:09 pm

little fukker looks like the banjo picker in deliverance.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:56 am

Sam takes his new FJR1300 down to the wharf and spots a hot young coed...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:52 pm

With a large asteroid making a close fly-by tomorrow, here's a chance to destroy the earth with your own custom projectile...

http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:05 am

Van wrote:Sam takes his new FJR1300 down to the wharf and spots a hot young coed...

Zip-splat nearly becomes a Zip-splash.