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Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:12 am
by Shoalzie
The Yanks' middle 3 in the order suck on ice...they should have Gardner leadoff and shift the order down a spot where Cano is hitting cleanup because he's by far their best run-producer.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:13 am
by Van
Well, Grandy did produce about nine thousand RBI this season, and Tex wasn't too far behind.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:16 am
by Shoalzie
I'll say this about A-Rod...he's at least drawn a few walks and knocked a guy with a sac fly in the series. Teixeira's had the most useless plate appearances of their big guns. He's hit under .200 all 3 years he's been in the playoffs with the Yanks.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:18 am
by Van
Tex = all or nothing.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:29 am
by Shoalzie
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Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:49 am
by Shoalzie
Here's where you earn that big setup man contract, Joaquin...

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:52 am
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
3-0 JUST like I said :lol:

Now 3-1. I'm telling you....I know the pulse of the AL better than anyone. This is going exactly how I said it was. The Yankees.....SUCK. I cannot WAIT until Posada strikes out in the 9th to end the game and I pile the fuck on. Plenty of people here will be hibernating for the winter when they realize how dead nuts on I was. Warm up Kate Smith......TEX/DET ALCS on the way.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:54 am
by Shoalzie
^ Benoit misses a routine tapper...die in a million fires! :brad:

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am
by Van
...and just as YaFJ chimes in, weird bad shit happens to Detroit!

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am
by Shoalzie
No shit...jerkoff on the spot.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:55 am
by Van
Shoalzie wrote:^ Benoit misses a routine tapper...die in a million fires! :brad:
:lol:

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:59 am
by Shoalzie
[DannyGlover]I can't take two more innings of this shit.[/DannyGlover]

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:00 am
by Van
A-Roid makes me wanna roger Kate Hudson...using Madonna's dick.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:01 am
by Shoalzie
I'll RACK ya there...

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:02 am
by Van
They walk in a run.

Bwaaa.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:04 am
by Van
Shoalzie, if Detroit loses this, I expect you to go straight to YaJR's padded cell and dismember him with bailing wire, bacon grease and a rusty chainsaw. No jury on earth would convict you.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:07 am
by Van
Christ, the Yankee bats suck impotence.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:09 am
by Shoalzie
I'm pissed they walked Tex's ass but the fact they got just the one run and they still have the lead...the grip scale has gone up from 3 to 6 out of 10.

EDIT--Cabby needs to do something here...hasn't done shit since Game 2.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:11 am
by Van
When did someone sneak the SF Giants into Yankee unis?

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:15 am
by Shoalzie
I figured #42 would get loose for the 9th...gotta get out of this inning clean.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:17 am
by Van
If this were a football game, I'd say it's felt like Detroit has been sitting on their lead. It's like they're playing a Prevent Offense.

Even with NY leaving, what, 357,768 men on base this game, it still feels like they're going to score again.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:18 am
by Shoalzie
Van wrote:Even with NY leaving, what, 357,768 men on base this game, it still feels like they're going to score again.

I'll thank you in advance for the 1-2-3 inning :mrgreen:

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:21 am
by Van
Swear to god, they all look like Eli Whiteside.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:27 am
by Shoalzie
Where was that great 3-2 change against Martin? Looked like had found a out pitch...

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:29 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Detroit needs an insurance run, because you know NY is going to make some noise in the 9th.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:29 am
by Van
I was just want to take a big, steaming shit on Abner Doubleday.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:30 am
by Shoalzie
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Detroit needs an insurance run, because you know NY is going to make some noise in the 9th.

That's probably why Rivera comes in for the 9th...keep the dam sealed off and put the heat on Papa Grande.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:31 am
by Van
This is not how I wanted to see Mariano Rivera tonight.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:31 am
by Shoalzie
The buzzsaw strikes again...

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am
by Shoalzie
Valverde has a team option for 2012, just saying...

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am
by Van
Well, everything is set up for The Curse to do its worst.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:33 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Game 5, Tigers up 1 run, bottom of the 9th, Granderson/Cano/Texeira coming up. This is what it's all about.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:34 am
by Shoalzie
A-Rod, then Tex...but still, the grip meter is a strong 8 now. Survive Cano and I'll feel better.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:35 am
by Van
Whatever happens, it's been fun, Shoalzie.

:mrgreen:

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:36 am
by Shoalzie
Word...thanks for the talk, Van!

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:37 am
by Van
That's right, Valvenis, fall behind in the count....

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 am
by Shoalzie
Can't put a guy on in front Cano...need this one!

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:38 am
by Shoalzie
Exhale #1

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:39 am
by Van
Jesus, I am SO sick of seeing Aubrey Huff feebly pop up tonight.

Re: ALDS: Yankees vs. Tigers

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:39 am
by Shoalzie
Oh thank you...