When is this year's Smackoff??

[Katy]

Wow, that's some soap opera you've scripted. But that's not surprising since watching "the stories" is what you do all all day. Well, besides consuming soda and Little Debbie. If you put half that effort into pushing a fucking vacuum sweeper and a dust mop, maybe those fucking brats can have some friends over and somehow rise above the odds and become functional members of society.

Soap Opera??

You went ape shit because Ana rejected you. I guess your love song thread didn't spark any magic. It came across as contrived and desperate.

As for you, you came over here flipping out because I fucked up your board cred by kicking your balls up in your bowels. As you can see, this thread or any of your posting attempts hasn't gone well in the least.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

How he landed Ana, though, that one will forever baffle me.

Really, Van? You haven't cracked the code on that one yet? Let me help you out here...although this is a little pathetic since I'm half your age, but I'm in a generous mood tonight.

Chicks dig dudes that can make them laugh; not dudes who wax grandiose nonsense about guys like this

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This isn't going well for Gashville. I suggest he just get up and walk away.

Oh fuck, wait...

[poptart]

At SN he's considered an A + poster.

What I thought.

He and Luther are ... right there.


A "grade" thread would be tits, Van.

Sure to fire up Chernobyl, much like a "Top 13 Posters" thread always does.

[Jerry Lewis]

This is all fine and dandy, but what the people really want to know is how did Ryan become Kid Nashville's wingman in the first place? I'm pretty sure the conversation went like this:

Ryan: Gee Kid Nashville, I'm a big time follower of your spamming on various message board forums.

Kid Nashville: Why thank you Ryan. But why are you telling me this?

Ryan: Well because no one can spam like you can, Kid.

Kid Nashville: Thanks now go away.

Ryan: But, but. Can't I hang out with you?

Kid Nashville: There's only one way you can hang out with me, Ryan.

Ryan: What's that Kid? What is it?

Kid Nashville: You have show me your testicles.

Ryan: Really? Is that all?

Kid Nashville: Well if you want to include your penis in the picture, it would be to your benefit.

Ryan: No problem Kid.

*Ryan rushes off to grab a digital camera*

*snaps picture*

Ryan: Ok Kid, I'm sending you the link through a PM right now.

Kid Nashville: EXCELLENT!

Ryan: Did you get the picture yet?

Kid Nashville: Yes and I must say, you have nice cock and balls. From here on out you are now my wingman!

Ryan: Ah gee. Thanks Kid. That so easy even a caveman could do it.

Kid Nashville: Do you have pictures of the caveman's cock and balls too?

Ryan: I'll go see what I can do.

[Van]

I'm half your age

Dick.

[TIGRDOG]

This is teh nutral zone

[Kid Nashville]

Wow, that's some soap opera you've scripted. But that's not surprising since watching "the stories" is what you do all all day. Well, besides consuming soda and Little Debbie. If you put half that effort into pushing a fucking vacuum sweeper and a dust mop, maybe those fucking brats can have some friends over and somehow rise above the odds and become functional members of society.

Soap Opera??

You went ape shit because Ana rejected you. I guess your love song thread didn't spark any magic. It came across as contrived and desperate.

As for you, you came over here flipping out because I fucked up your board cred by kicking your balls up in your bowels. As you can see, this thread or any of your posting attempts hasn't gone well in the least.

If any of that were true, I'd still be walking on a fucking cloud compared to the misery of you w all those abandoned kids and your miserable existance trying to raise them alone and w nothing but gravel damage against your double wide.

[Katy]

Wow, trailer smack. I tell ya, kid...you're in a league of your own. All alone.

I'd tell you that you suck, but you're oblivious to it and really think you're doing well over here. Maybe one of your Sucknut buddies will break it to you gently.

[Kid Nashville]

Wow, trailer smack. I tell ya, kid...you're in a league of your own. All alone.

I'd tell you that you suck, but you're oblivious to it and really think you're doing well over here. Maybe one of your Sucknut buddies will break it to you gently.

Look, sugar, I'm the bringer of truth. Nobody thinks you're kicking any ass or even doing well. If they do, they are just some shitty friend guiding you down the primrose path. This is how you ended up w a bunch of fucking kids. You believe any dumb shit that any dumb ass tells you. Contrary to how they conned their way into your snatch, you're not witty or funny, and you don't seem to have a fucking clue. We can continue and I will clown you another 50 pages. It's up to you.

[Katy]

Wow, trailer smack. I tell ya, kid...you're in a league of your own. All alone.

I'd tell you that you suck, but you're oblivious to it and really think you're doing well over here. Maybe one of your Sucknut buddies will break it to you gently.

Look, sugar, I'm the bringer of truth. Nobody thinks you're kicking any ass or even doing well. If they do, they are just shitty friends guiding you down the primrose path. You're not witty or funny, and you don't seem to have a fucking clue. We can continue and I will clown you another 50 pages. It's up to you.

Friends? Link? This isn't even my home board. Whereas I know most of these guys, they play no favorites nor do they placate poster's because they like them. This isn't Sucknut, you fucking monobrowed tard. If it's shit, they call it a turd.

We should poll everyone here and I guarantee no one here thinks you're doing anything other than bending over and hungrily begging for more plungers up your ass.

But do carry on. You being here only boosts the confidence of the local tards like m2. He now knows that there's someone far more pitiable and clueless than he is.

[Kid Nashville]

Wow, trailer smack. I tell ya, kid...you're in a league of your own. All alone.

I'd tell you that you suck, but you're oblivious to it and really think you're doing well over here. Maybe one of your Sucknut buddies will break it to you gently.

Look, sugar, I'm the bringer of truth. Nobody thinks you're kicking any ass or even doing well. If they do, they are just shitty friends guiding you down the primrose path. You're not witty or funny, and you don't seem to have a fucking clue. We can continue and I will clown you another 50 pages. It's up to you.

Friends? Link? This isn't even my home board. Whereas I know most of these guys, they play no favorites nor do they placate poster's because they like them. This isn't Sucknut, you fucking monobrowed tard. If it's shit, they call it a turd.

We should poll everyone here and I guarantee no one here thinks you're doing anything other than bending over and hungrily begging for more plungers up your ass.

But do carry on. You being here only boosts the confidence of the local tards like m2. He now knows that there's someone far more pitiable and clueless than he is.

Home board? WTF is a home board? A place populated by people dumber than you? You wanna poll everyone? Isn't that how you got in the situation you're in? The tax payers don want you polling any more.

[Katy]

All you've done is unsuccessfully hump my ankles like an impotent jackrabbit.

:D

[Kid Nashville]

All you've done is unsuccessfully hump my ankles like an impotent jackrabbit.

:D

Actually, I've just deprived some poor soul of a peaceful evening while they tended to your wretched progeny while you sat your broadening, saddle bagged ass on the internet and tried to not look like a fucking idiot.

[Katy]

All you've done is unsuccessfully hump my ankles like an impotent jackrabbit.

:D

Actually, I've just deprived some poor soul of a peaceful evening while they tended to your wretched progeny while you sat your broadening, saddle bagged ass on the internet and tried to not look like a fucking idiot.

Yeah, you've said the same thing at least 25 times already. Don't you have anything better to bring to the table?

Oh, wait. Look who I'm talking to. Of course you don't.

[Bennish]

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? .

Because he wants to lap on them. He was just stalking Ana so he could get a gander at Nic's smoothly shaven gonads.

[Katy]

BTW, why were you harassing Ana for pics of Ryan's balls? .

Because he wants to lap on them. He was just stalking Ana so he could get a gander at Nic's smoothly shaven gonads.

Pretty much. I hope Kid didn't pass out in his wheelchair tonight. His home health nurse will have to clean all the shit off of his leg again.

[Lillian Vernon]

AP has his work cut out for him.

I'm sure blow jobs are on the to do list as well since KN obviously would prefer a male to slob his knob.

[Katy]

AP has his work cut out for him.

I'm sure blow jobs are on the to do list as well since KN obviously would prefer a male to slob his knob.

KN can't karma dork Tdog over here when you kick in his gunt now.

[Jerry Lewis]

AP has his work cut out for him.

I'm sure blow jobs are on the to do list as well since KN obviously would prefer a male to slob his knob.

AP will have to fight Ryan in a steel cage match to find out who gets KN's crank.

[Lillian Vernon]

I still don't understand that deranged "strategy" he came up with. TGR couldn't give a fuck about his karma rating. Just the fact that he thinks anyone would give a fuck about that gay shit shows how thoroughly his self-esteem revolves around his "board cred," which is completely shot now that he has been horribly decimated by two chicks.

Maybe his wet nurse AP will lick his balls for a few extra minutes tonight to make him feel better.

[Katy]

I still don't understand that deranged "strategy" he came up with. TGR couldn't give a fuck about his karma rating. Just the fact that he thinks anyone would give a fuck about that gay shit shows how thoroughly his self-esteem revolves around his "board cred," which is completely shot now that he has been horribly decimated by two chicks.

Maybe his wet nurse AP will lick his balls for a few extra minutes tonight to make him feel better.

That's why Kid Nashville demanded we get banned from Stucknut. The humiliation was too much for him. He told Steef that he'd leave if we weren't IP banned immediately. They moved the thread where we decimated his ego and standing as a world class smacker at SN.

Poor guy.

[Viper from Top Gun]

I still don't understand that deranged "strategy" he came up with. TGR couldn't give a fuck about his karma rating. Just the fact that he thinks anyone would give a fuck about that gay shit shows how thoroughly his self-esteem revolves around his "board cred," which is completely shot now that he has been horribly decimated by two chicks.

Maybe his wet nurse AP will lick his balls for a few extra minutes tonight to make him feel better.

I think KN was trying to impress his wingman ...ryan by attacking Tigrdog's karma at Stucknuts.

[Jerry Lewis]

I still don't understand that deranged "strategy" he came up with. TGR couldn't give a fuck about his karma rating. Just the fact that he thinks anyone would give a fuck about that gay shit shows how thoroughly his self-esteem revolves around his "board cred," which is completely shot now that he has been horribly decimated by two chicks.

Maybe his wet nurse AP will lick his balls for a few extra minutes tonight to make him feel better.

That's why Kid Nashville demanded we get banned from Stucknut. The humiliation was too much for him. He told Steef that he'd leave if we weren't IP banned immediately. They moved the thread where we decimated his ego and standing as a world class smacker at SN.

Poor guy.

This is just too much to fathom. Kid Nashville is an embarassment and will no longer be one of my kids. Effective immediately he'll be required to drop the "Kid" part of his username. From now on he will be only known and referred to as Roland Nashville.

Nashville, you're fired!

[Kid Nashville]

Sorry, dumplin', about you getting banned from Stucknut. The fact is your bannishment is really just a reflection of the drama quagmire that is your wretched life. Drama, drama, drama, drama. Unyielding drama w you. You're a dysfunctional head case that can't even post at a messageboard without fucking that up. Nobody thinks you ended up single and abandoned w all those kids in the "dirt floor state" on public assistance because you're a bright ray of sunshine. You got banned at Stucknut because you are incapable of contributing, but rather you contaminate. You're just a draining, dismal, needy, blackhole. Even in this thread, it's just post after post of miserable shrieking and incessant caterwauling. Where is baby daddy anyway? Did he join the fucking army and ask to be shipped to Afghanistan? That's probably like a walk on the beach compared to another day w you.

More drama, please.

[Smackie Chan]

It seem unimaginable to me that anyone, on any boad, could ever have considered KN to be world class at anything other than being a smackless tard.

That was my thought as well. It's been over a year since I dropped in at SucksNuts, and the few times that I have, I always felt that I'd been transported to Corkyville. If their idea of archivable smack is endless repetition of the same unfunny, uninspired, and uninteresting posts regarding the number of kids Katy has squeezed out, I guess I have a better understanding of why KN would be considered their king.

[Kid Nashville]

Here you go, T1B. I thought maybe you could use this for Mace, and Smackie. You're welcome.

[Smackie Chan]

Just more evidence that everything you post blows.

[Kid Nashville]

Just more evidence that everything you post blows.

Btw, that was a very fascinating story you told about going over to another message board. And then you went on to tell us how you read it. And you weren't impressed. Really compelling stuff. You're like Mark fucking Twain. Seriously, nobody, but nobody can spin a yarn quite like you. Tell me Smackie, where in your home do you display that Pulitzer?

[Smackie Chan]

Btw, that was a very fascinating story you told about going over to another message board. And then you went on to tell us how you read it. And you weren't impressed. Really compelling stuff. You're like Mark fucking Twain. Seriously, nobody, but nobody can spin a yarn quite like you.

I understand that in your world, a two-sentence observation constitutes a "story" or "yarn." Once you most people get a little learnin' under their belts, they recognize the difference.

Tell me Smackie, where in your home do you display that Pulitzer?

The same place you display your State Farm Insurance safe driving trophies and 100 meter dash gold medals??

Go fuck yourself, Mace. I realize this is a smack board & all, but to imply that I live w/ KN is truly a low blow. (Try not to get too aroused over posts that reference "blow," KN. I know how much they mean to you.)

[Katy]

Sorry, dumplin', about you getting banned from Stucknut.

Sure, you are. You were the one who asked for it

You're a dysfunctional head case that can't even post at a messageboard without fucking that up.

Dysfunctional is a an alleged heterosexual man surfing gay porn in order to spam up this board. Isn't that why you were banned here to begin with? I guess that was your swan song for pretty much getting your head pounded in the pavement by everyone here.

I'm guessing you're about 2 days away from pulling that stunt again. Afterall, you're losing BADLY over here. BTW, do you like my title? I know I do. :D

[MadRussian]

Just more evidence that everything you post blows.

Btw, that was a very fascinating story you told about going over to another message board. And then you went on to tell us how you read it. And you weren't impressed. Really compelling stuff. You're like Mark fucking Twain. Seriously, nobody, but nobody can spin a yarn quite like you. Tell me Smackie, where in your home do you display that Pulitzer?

The level of stupidity/suck in gashville's posts is almost indescribable; if I took his semen marinated brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a bb going across a Super Mall parking lot.

[Kid Nashville]

Sorry, dumplin', about you getting banned from Stucknut.

Sure, you are. You were the one who asked for it

You're a dysfunctional head case that can't even post at a messageboard without fucking that up.

Dysfunctional is a an alleged heterosexual man surfing gay porn in order to spam up this board. Isn't that why you were banned here to begin with? I guess that was your swan song for pretty much getting your head pounded in the pavement by everyone here.

I'm guessing you're about 2 days away from pulling that stunt again. Afterall, you're losing BADLY over here. BTW, do you like my title? I know I do. :D

She's back! Hey, Drama Mama, I do like your new title. The only thing that might have been funnier is if you put "Mother of the Year". Well, at least those of us not caught in your vortex of delusion, need, and destitution of which you are a complete and utter drain on would think it's funny.

Just out of curiosity, how far down on your Craigs List ad do you wait to mention all those fucking kids? Seriously. I hope you put it in the first sentence. Because I'm sure some poor, beered up, loser is fucking his fist looking at that pouty, coquetish, webcam shot of yours and reading all your dumb bullshit about "chasing your dreams and looking for a soulmate to share your life's successes" and just as he's about to blow his lode and hit the respond key, he reads "...and I have four wonderful children that want to be a part of your life" and his dick rolls over dead.

[SaladTosser]

What's going on here?

[poptart]

looking for a soulmate

- Stanley P.

[Katy]

Sorry, dumplin', about you getting banned from Stucknut.

Sure, you are. You were the one who asked for it

You're a dysfunctional head case that can't even post at a messageboard without fucking that up.

Dysfunctional is a an alleged heterosexual man surfing gay porn in order to spam up this board. Isn't that why you were banned here to begin with? I guess that was your swan song for pretty much getting your head pounded in the pavement by everyone here.

I'm guessing you're about 2 days away from pulling that stunt again. Afterall, you're losing BADLY over here. BTW, do you like my title? I know I do. :D

She's back! Hey, Drama Mama, I do like your new title. The only thing that might have been funnier is if you put "Mother of the Year". Well, at least those of us not caught in your vortex of delusion, need, and destitution of which you are a complete and utter drain on would think it's funny.

Just out of curiosity, how far down on your Craigs List ad do you wait to mention all those fucking kids? Seriously. I hope you put it in the first sentence. Because I'm sure some poor, beered up, loser is fucking his fist looking at that pouty, coquetish, webcam shot of yours and reading all your dumb bullshit about "chasing your dreams and looking for a soulmate to share your life's successes" and just as he's about to blow his lode and hit the respond key, he reads "...and I have four wonderful children that want to be a part of your life" and his dick rolls over dead.

I'm on Craigs List?? Wow, I didn't know that.

I also didn't know I had 4 kids either.

I'm so glad you're so on top of your game, Detective Roland.

Your spreadsheet needs much work, Inspector.

[Van]

Katy, on the plus side, hey, if you did have four kids at least it would be obvious that some cocks don't roll over and play dead whenever you're near...

[Katy]

Katy, on the plus side, hey, if you did have four kids at least it would be obvious that some cocks don't roll over and play dead whenever you're near...

True.

Still...it's very bizarre that Kid Nashville is so concerned about poster's children and well, mainly my vagina.

I think he has a crush on me and he's so socially stunted that he can't express it in any other way.

[Kid Nashville]

I'm on Craigs List?? Wow, I didn't know that.

I also didn't know I had 4 kids either.

I'm so glad you're so on top of your game, Detective Roland.

Your spreadsheet needs much work, Inspector.

It's not surprising you don't know how many kids you have. Between child services intervening and the coat hanger, you probably need a fucking roll call every morning. So you're not on Craigs List? I guess your CB radio still works fine.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Hell, even TROTS is too good for this thread.