Clown Team Of The Week...

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:49 am

What a weekend for the Clowns...

Good god, Furd. Thanks for embarrassing the PAC 12 once again !

You may suck beyond belief... but, there were a lot of candidates that tried to take your place.

... and they tried.

Which team wins "Clown Team Of The Week" ?

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:25 am

Meanwhile Kal barely scrapes North Texas off their vaginas, and at home no less. You might lose to UCLA this year.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:28 am

L45B wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:25 am Meanwhile Kal barely scrapes North Texas off their vaginas, and at home no less. You might lose to UCLA this year.

Cal went up 20-0 in the first 15 minutes... and put in the 2nd and 3rd string.

Things THE Ohio State... would NEVER do.

You seem hurt.

Can I help ?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:54 am

Oh yeah,

Cal's Evan Weaver... Won best defensive player in the country last week.

https://waltercamp.org/lsu-qb-joe-burro ... ion-ucan/

the truth

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:20 pm

m200L wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:28 am Things THE Ohio State... would NEVER do.

They certainly wouldn’t pull their starters if they were playing Kal up 20-0. They would keep pounding them into submission until the sanitation crew was ready to scrub off the sidewalk.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:02 pm

Didn't they go to shithole by the bay a few years back and cunt punch them? I could be off...oh and with a backup QB no less...against the mighty Jared Goff led Bears? I mean they were up 52 - 27 at one point and I think the OSU equipment managers were in at that time...

good times...

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:18 pm

Yeah but Cal had more rushing yards and led in time of possession. Since they led in the majority of statistical categories and not on the scoreboard it still counts as a win for stool sample and his logic.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:47 am

I’ll have to admit, Stanford has put on two embarrassing performances in the last couple of weeks.

Against SC they dominated the first quarter and should probably have been up by three scores at one point, but kept failing to put the ball in the End zone. Then they proceeded to completely roll over in the second half.

Yesterday I just have to think they weren’t ready to play a team (power 5 admittedly) on the other side country, in 86 deg and 80% humidity, who had won 27 consecutive regular season games. They lost several starters and got steamrolled right out of the gate. No excuses though, they really stunk it up. They did outscore UCF something like 20-7 in the second half.

They still control their own fate in the PAC though, so there’s that. Oh and they still get to kick Kal’s faggoty asses for the 10th consecutive year.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:02 am

Magoo,

What the hell is this ?

https://twitter.com/TonyClementsTC/stat ... 1486796800

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Sep 16, 2019 9:11 pm

I'll just say that's fucked up, and leave it at that.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 12:19 am

Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:47 am I’ll have to admit, Stanford has put on two embarrassing performances in the last couple of weeks.

Against SC they dominated the first quarter and should probably have been up by three scores at one point, but kept failing to put the ball in the End zone. Then they proceeded to completely roll over in the second half.

Yesterday I just have to think they weren’t ready to play a team (power 5 admittedly) on the other side country, in 86 deg and 80% humidity, who had won 27 consecutive regular season games. They lost several starters and got steamrolled right out of the gate. No excuses though, they really stunk it up. They did outscore UCF something like 20-7 in the second half.

They still control their own fate in the PAC though, so there’s that. Oh and they still get to kick Kal’s faggoty asses for the 10th consecutive year.

This team is just embarrassing.

Think I’ll go do something else for a while.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:29 am

The defense has actually been playing very well except for a few big plays. The offense can’t keep from tripping over their own feet. The new punter is shit. Penalties at really bad times.

Nice interception there KJ.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:26 pm

And the winner is... Allbarn !

Congrats to the team with a mascot that doesn't exist on the continent and the fans that think it looks like a bird.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 6:03 am

I'm thinking the clown team of the week is Cal.....losing to an unranked ASU team at home....I guess this was their plan all along on a quest to their 100th national championship in a row.....but wait, we had more yards, more rushes, more pass attempts....hell even our punter averaged more yards per kick than theirs did......

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:22 pm

^Exactly. Especially since Kal will likely rattle off at least five more losses this season.

Prepare for nothing but golden gate photos from here on out.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:32 am

Well Saturday was a loss......where is M-stool sample????

T1B