The Old Man and the Hamburger

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“My mojito in La Bodeguita, my daiquiri in El Floridita.”

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That's every hamburger you get in Toronto. I suspect that 'just salt and pepper' shite is no more than foodmanship from the hipsters - thinking they reinvented the wheel.
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Jsc810 wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:35 am How to Make Ernest Hemingway’s Favorite Hamburger



I'm going to have to try this one out, just because it is from Hemingway. Yeah some unusual seasonings but that is part of the attraction to try it out.

Maybe some of you have already made this before?
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Mushroom Swiss done right is nails.
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schmick wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:41 am For basic cheeseburger it's nearly impossible to top a Double Double done right.
Order it like this
Extra toasted
Mustard fried
Ketchup
Mustard
Pickles
Grilled onions
ONLY

Now mushroom swiss burgers are awesome as is a bacon cheeseburger but for just your basic cheeseburger, nothing beats a Double Double Done Right.
None of that salad dressing and lettuce shit, order a salad if you want that mess. And anyone who puts mayonnaise on a burger is a straight up faggot.
Fries “well done” on the side.
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A grilled onion on an otherwise good burger is like finding a night crawler worm in your wife's vagina.
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schmick wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:41 am And anyone who puts mayonnaise on a burger is a straight up faggot.
Real men order a patty and eat it with their hands you cocksucking friend of Dorthy.
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Canada should build a "burger wall" to keep shitty American fast food chains out of The Great White North.
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Indian Relish is crap, it's tomato chutney and it's cheap as chips, you can get it anywhere. Author is a nob.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:22 pm Canada should build a "burger wall" to keep shitty American fast food chains out of The Great White North.
Sure, if we can keep the god awful Tim Hortons out of the US.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:22 pm Canada should build a "burger wall" to keep shitty American fast food chains out of The Great White North.
Sure, if we can keep the god awful Tim Hortons out of the US.
Too late. And yes their coffee is undrinkable. Timbits are somewhat deece.

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I had Tim Horton's in Maine. Even ate... something.

It was coffee. Heavy cream and sugar coffee.
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Tim Horton's is a stipulation in the treaty of surrender you signed after losing The War Of 1812.

Read the fine print, you rebel fuckos.
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Imus wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:59 pm A grilled onion on an otherwise good burger is like finding a night crawler worm in your wife's vagina.
Or, in your case, like finding a night crawler worm in your boyfriend's anal pore.
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