Tejas Sux.

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That's all.
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Texas reminds me of the O'doyles in Billy Madison.
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I could simply crush this board.



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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 4:38 pm
Your school doesn't field a team that qualifies as 'big time'.
They're improving... since they hired an Oregon guy.
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FiatLux wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 6:09 am I could simply crush this board.



too funny
Hopefully you won't be dead of AIDS (yet) in 2023 when Auburn comes to feCal and skull-fucks your precious bears.
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Carson wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:22 am in 2023 when Auburn comes to feCal

Will they have invented airplanes by then?
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We flew out to Arizona in 2011, remember?

Flying to Texas next month for the same purpose, you duck-sucking dumbass.
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Carson wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:22 amHopefully you won't be dead of AIDS (yet) in 2023 when Auburn comes to feCal and skull-fucks your precious bears.
That town is such a shith0le, by that time, it will be considered completely normal when a Cal QB drops back to pass and trips on one or more of the following:

a) A needle
b) A bum
c) His running back’s feces
d) His girlfriend’s deeck
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Carson wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:01 am We flew out to Arizona in 2011, remember?

Flying to Texas next month for the same purpose, you duck-sucking dumbass.

The pundits are saying Oregon has the best OLine in the country. And Auburn has the best DLine. Seems like a good Week 1 matchup... to get Auburn's coach fired by Week 2.

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It would suck for Auburn to lose that game, but Gus won't get fired unless he loses to all three big rivals (LSU, UGA, bammer) again.
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let's get back on topic, here.

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