Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

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Roll Up Roll Up for the Marty Mystery Tour

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Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Why is Duhron such a moron?

Also--fukk the Beatles.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Is Paul really dead?
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:57 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Why is Duhron such a moron?

Also--fukk the Beatles.
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:57 pm
Also--fukk the Beatles.
Don't Bother Me.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Mikey wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:59 pm Is Paul really dead?
I buried Paul.

:paul:
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Turn me on dead man
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Nice work, Mikey. You're...


...Getting Better.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Why did the wrong two Beatles die first?
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She was just 17.
But I fucked her anyways.

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I Should Have Known Better

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:21 pm Nice work, Mikey. You're...


...Getting Better.
Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene
I'm doing the best that I can
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Kierland wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:40 pm She was just 17.
But I fucked her anyways.

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sitting in his nowhere land
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Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:32 pm

He's a real nowhere man
Mean Mr. Must Tard

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:48 pm
Mean Mr. Must Tard

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Are you sure that's mustard, or maybe yellow matter custard.

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:05 pm He's looking through a crass onion.
“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see”
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Kierland wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:54 pm
Jay in Phoenix wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:05 pm He's looking through a crass onion.
“Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see”
Day after day, alone on a hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:55 pm Step right this way!


I will answer all your questions and queries with a Beatles reference, song title or lyric.
Which was the first to take LSD?
Did they all do it at some point?
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Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she’s gone....
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Mikey wrote: Mon Jun 24, 2019 9:22 pm Which was the first to take LSD?
Did they all do it at some point?
George and John were the first, having been turned on by some groovy London dentist that introduced them to it.
In his 1971 Rolling Stone interview, John claims that he and George went on hundreds of trips.
Paul was more of a pot guy. (The replacement Paul...not the original Paul, who died).
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Yeah I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why can't dogs talk?
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One day his woman ran off with another guy...

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:32 am Image
Have you seen Polythene Pam? She's so good looking but she looks like a man
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I Dig A Pony


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I'm replying to this thread, being for the benefit of Mr. Kike!
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