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The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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Kanard?
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schmick wrote:The security guards At The door both had CCWs but a law in California does not allow staff at places that serve alcohol to carry concealed.
Had they been allowed to carry, the guy likely doesn't get in the door
There is no such law. More lies from shemick.
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BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
So, by your logic, nobody should have a gun?

Yup, make all the guns go away and we live in a happy world powered by unicorn farts, with everyone living in harmony. Well, except for when some dude caves in another dude's skull with a Louisville slugger. But then, we'll just have to pass sensible baseball bat legislation. :meds:
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smackaholic wrote:
BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
So, by your logic, nobody should have a gun?
You didn't just move the goalposts, you moved the whole damn stadium. I was specifically talking about all of the ammosexual porn that the right likes to haul out about how if we just had people with guns already there then we wouldn't have people shooting. No you idiot what we would have is cross-fire.
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No one ever said it wouldn't get messy at times. But at least the poor people that were butchered would have had a chance.
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The CHP isn’t very good at patrolling highways either.
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If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
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There isn't much money in patrolling the highway. Sitting on the side and collecting extra tax dollars, they are very good at. But, it's for your safety of course.

Love it when I get that excuse from them as they are taking part in literal highway robbery. Wouldn't it make sense to do this one roads where speeding is actually a safety issue, rather than at the end of a long straight downhill where they bag people who are guilty of forgetting to stare at their speedometer, rather than looking down the road. Thank baby jesus for cruise control. It is the only defense against these bandits.
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We live in a police state.
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Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.
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Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
I knew if I read your drivel long enough, I would eventually come across something I agree with. Simple lane discipline would make freeway travel much more enjoyable and safe. But in America, so long as you have your cruise set to about 7 mph over the posted limit, you are good. Doesn't matter what fukking lane you are in.
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Mikey wrote:
Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.
If everyone would play the game correctly, there'd be no need to pass on the right. Some morons would still do it. Mostly stupid kids in their winged civics and WRXes. And they should be pulled over as well.

This is one area where the Euros, particularly the krauts, get it right. They actually treat driving as a privilege. And it is.
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Kierland wrote:We live in a police state.
In some ways, we do.

In the case of traffic laws, and the enforcement of them, it is a really bassackwards variation of it. The whole idea of a police state, is it is supposed to instill order. When it comes to traffic laws, it fails at this terribly.

But then government does pretty much everything else horribly. Why give traffic enforcement a pass?
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Mikey wrote:
Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.
How else are u supposed to get past those lane hogs?
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BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
Police kill good guys with guns when the good guys are balck.
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Kierland wrote:We live in a police state.
If that were truly the case they would have stood your midget ass up along side the road and blown your scrambled brains out for being stupid in public.
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BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
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Derron wrote: You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
He never said that, moron.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Derron wrote: You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
He never said that, moron.
Let him answer the question you fuckin squawking parrot.
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Derron wrote:
BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
Are you guys deliberately getting high before you come on this board? Just keep on setting up straw man and moving the goalposts. I'm not responding to idiocy I never said.
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BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
Do we buy tickets for this or something?
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Python wrote:
BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
Do we buy tickets for this or something?
Pretty sad that you're promoting violence against women. Tickets are $9, by the way.
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Cash, check, PayPal, Zelle - I'm flexible on payment methods.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Python wrote:
BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
Do we buy tickets for this or something?
Pretty sad that you're promoting violence against women...
Proof?

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Proof?
Someone else will have to take one for the team on this.
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