CHP Can't Handle Policework
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The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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There is no such law. More lies from shemick.schmick wrote:The security guards At The door both had CCWs but a law in California does not allow staff at places that serve alcohol to carry concealed.
Had they been allowed to carry, the guy likely doesn't get in the door
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So, by your logic, nobody should have a gun?BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
Yup, make all the guns go away and we live in a happy world powered by unicorn farts, with everyone living in harmony. Well, except for when some dude caves in another dude's skull with a Louisville slugger. But then, we'll just have to pass sensible baseball bat legislation.
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You didn't just move the goalposts, you moved the whole damn stadium. I was specifically talking about all of the ammosexual porn that the right likes to haul out about how if we just had people with guns already there then we wouldn't have people shooting. No you idiot what we would have is cross-fire.smackaholic wrote:So, by your logic, nobody should have a gun?BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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No one ever said it wouldn't get messy at times. But at least the poor people that were butchered would have had a chance.
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The CHP isn’t very good at patrolling highways either.
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If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
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There isn't much money in patrolling the highway. Sitting on the side and collecting extra tax dollars, they are very good at. But, it's for your safety of course.
Love it when I get that excuse from them as they are taking part in literal highway robbery. Wouldn't it make sense to do this one roads where speeding is actually a safety issue, rather than at the end of a long straight downhill where they bag people who are guilty of forgetting to stare at their speedometer, rather than looking down the road. Thank baby jesus for cruise control. It is the only defense against these bandits.
Love it when I get that excuse from them as they are taking part in literal highway robbery. Wouldn't it make sense to do this one roads where speeding is actually a safety issue, rather than at the end of a long straight downhill where they bag people who are guilty of forgetting to stare at their speedometer, rather than looking down the road. Thank baby jesus for cruise control. It is the only defense against these bandits.
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They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
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I knew if I read your drivel long enough, I would eventually come across something I agree with. Simple lane discipline would make freeway travel much more enjoyable and safe. But in America, so long as you have your cruise set to about 7 mph over the posted limit, you are good. Doesn't matter what fukking lane you are in.Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
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If everyone would play the game correctly, there'd be no need to pass on the right. Some morons would still do it. Mostly stupid kids in their winged civics and WRXes. And they should be pulled over as well.Mikey wrote:They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
This is one area where the Euros, particularly the krauts, get it right. They actually treat driving as a privilege. And it is.
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In some ways, we do.Kierland wrote:We live in a police state.
In the case of traffic laws, and the enforcement of them, it is a really bassackwards variation of it. The whole idea of a police state, is it is supposed to instill order. When it comes to traffic laws, it fails at this terribly.
But then government does pretty much everything else horribly. Why give traffic enforcement a pass?
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mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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How else are u supposed to get past those lane hogs?Mikey wrote:They’d also pull people over for using the far right lane for passing.Kierland wrote:If the CHP wasn’t a bunch of poncharello idiots they would pull people over for hogging the passing lane. Stupid idiots.
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Police kill good guys with guns when the good guys are balck.BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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If that were truly the case they would have stood your midget ass up along side the road and blown your scrambled brains out for being stupid in public.Kierland wrote:We live in a police state.
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You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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He never said that, moron.Derron wrote: You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
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Let him answer the question you fuckin squawking parrot.Screw_Michigan wrote:He never said that, moron.Derron wrote: You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?
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Are you guys deliberately getting high before you come on this board? Just keep on setting up straw man and moving the goalposts. I'm not responding to idiocy I never said.Derron wrote:You would rather they made no attempt to stop the situation?BSmack wrote:The fact that trained police officer couldn't manage to avoid striking an innocent bystander should tell you all you need to know about how fucked up the whole good guy with a gun kanard is.
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Do we buy tickets for this or something?BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
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Pretty sad that you're promoting violence against women. Tickets are $9, by the way.Python wrote:Do we buy tickets for this or something?BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
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Cash, check, PayPal, Zelle - I'm flexible on payment methods.
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More Python. Less ScrewedInMyAssAgain.
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Proof?Smackie Chan wrote:Pretty sad that you're promoting violence against women...Python wrote:Do we buy tickets for this or something?BSmack wrote: striking an innocent bystander
Rack Python, as always.
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Someone else will have to take one for the team on this.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Proof?
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