Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

Moderator: Jesus H Christ

Post Reply
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Can someone "bump" that audio ?

I think that was when "schmuck" was interviewing the lowlifes on this bored to drum up people to listen to her radio show on Friday nights.

I think the "Beaner/Nog" (mvscal) showed up for one of those as well.

It went so bad for the "Beaner/Nog"... it NEVER posted on this bored again.



Good times...
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

That's not your audio interview with schmucky... porky.

Why don't you post that ?


Too funny
User avatar
Softball Bat
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 10126
Joined: Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:02 am

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Softball Bat »

2 wrote:I think the "Beaner/Nog" (mvscal) showed up for one of those as well.

It went so bad for the "Beaner/Nog"... it NEVER posted on this bored again.
Moving Sale "debated" mvscal.

MS did a better job of articulating and defending his positions than mvscal did in that encounter with Smackie.


Mvscal didn't sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer.



Jmo.
Image
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
User avatar
Softball Bat
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 10126
Joined: Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:02 am

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Softball Bat »

Image
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Rack Poptart.


mvscal was/is on the intellectual level of porkspray.

I guess that's why he was run by moving sale from this board.


mvscal sounds like a drunk that works at 7/11.

There's a reason he had to move to Nebraska from California. He's not very bright.




too funny
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

poptart

Do you have the interview with porky and schmucky con ?


That was one of the funniest EVER on this bored. Porky could barely spit out a single word in proper English.
User avatar
Softball Bat
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 10126
Joined: Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:02 am

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Softball Bat »

FiatLux wrote:poptart

Do you have the interview with porky and schmucky con ?


That was one of the funniest EVER on this bored. Porky could barely spit out a single word in proper English.
Smackie and shutyomouth
http://501vets.org/T1B-Radio/Troll-Talk/tt_7.mp3
Image
88 wrote:I have no idea who Weaselberg is
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Softball Bat wrote:
Smackie and shutyomouth
http://501vets.org/T1B-Radio/Troll-Talk/tt_7.mp3


bwhahahahaha !


Rack poptart !


Trailer park trash at its finest.
User avatar
Screw_Michigan
Angry Snowflake
Posts: 20574
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
Location: 20011

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Screw_Michigan »

For some reason, I never caught any of these "interviews."

If you call interviews Spray getting pwned in audio format, aside from the usual pwning he succumbs to here.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7168
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Smackie Chan »

I'd try to schedule an interview with you, Milton, so you could pontificate on how beautiful SF is despite all the visual evidence to the contrary, but it was just as easy to record paint drying, the result was just as entertaining, and the same number of posters were interested in hearing it.
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Goober McTuber »

Papa Willie wrote:Like Goober, you are completely obsessed with me.
I forwarded this post to dictionary.com so they could use it as a prime example of "irony".
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

There hasn't been a funnier post on this board... then Porky doing an interview with the self-righteous hippy that calls living in a easy bake oven...heaven.

Every time you think "Porky" is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet... Jerry Garcia comes back with a backhand on the ping-pong table... and makes you re-think why this interview went more then 5 minutes.


too funny
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7168
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Smackie Chan »

OK, who farted?
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
Carson
2012 CFB Pickem Champ
Posts: 4656
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:11 pm
Location: NOT in The Gump

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Carson »

:popcorn:
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Listening to Porky barely speak a word of English... was comedy gold !


Rack the San Francisco Bay Area... for giving Porky (internet access) for our entertainment.


Otherwise, we would assume EVERYONE had a job and would have no idea people lived on welfare and lived in a trailer park in rural Georgia.'



Rack ... The City !
User avatar
Derron
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7644
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:28 pm
Location: Pacific Northwest

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Derron »

Softball Bat wrote:
FiatLux wrote:poptart

Do you have the interview with porky and schmucky con ?


That was one of the funniest EVER on this bored. Porky could barely spit out a single word in proper English.
Smackie and shutyomouth
http://501vets.org/T1B-Radio/Troll-Talk/tt_7.mp3
That one is pretty funny really.
Derron
Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Derron wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:
FiatLux wrote:poptart

Do you have the interview with porky and schmucky con ?


That was one of the funniest EVER on this bored. Porky could barely spit out a single word in proper English.
Smackie and shutyomouth
http://501vets.org/T1B-Radio/Troll-Talk/tt_7.mp3
That one is pretty funny really.

Everyone laughs at Porkspray... for that one.

You can actually hear her moan with every question that made her move from side to side in her bed.

Trailer park trash... will always be trailer park trash living on government hand outs. There's a reason she posts on this board 24 hours a day. San Francisco has programs for those that can't get out of bed... and pays for their internet access.

I'm not here to bash "poor white trash" but, his speech is a dead give away... his dad was NEVER a dentist.


too funny!
Rooster
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2517
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:49 am

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Rooster »

Smackie, what do you do for a living? I ask because your presentation and persona are quite polished on these broadcasts, lacking the usual “uhhhhs” and “ummmmms” which litter most people’s speech when engaged in public speaking. Just what I’ve heard would lead me to believe that you are in the communications industry or are quite used to talking in front of audiences.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7168
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Smackie Chan »

Rooster wrote:Smackie, what do you do for a living?
Retired Navy civilian logistician.
I ask because your presentation and persona are quite polished on these broadcasts, lacking the usual “uhhhhs” and “ummmmms” which litter most people’s speech when engaged in public speaking. Just what I’ve heard would lead me to believe that you are in the communications industry or are quite used to talking in front of audiences.
Thanks. I attended two years of broadcasting school in Hollywood in the '80s, and worked part-time in radio for 16 years. Hosted talk shows during which I interviewed guests, so maybe I retained a little of what I learned.
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
User avatar
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Insha'Allah
Posts: 19031
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael »

Smackie Chan wrote:I attended two years of broadcasting school in Hollywood in the '80s...
Image
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Goober McTuber »

Papa Willie wrote:Trust me - knowing that Fagio and McKnigger are jacking off to your voice is NOT one of the better things in life. It’s very creepy, in fact...
Hi, Melty. Just wanted to point out that I never listened to your interview when it first was linked up, and I still haven't. I always assumed that just like your posts, it would be an obvious waste of time.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

Schmucky Con... was a DJ in Santa Barbara back in the day.

I used to go down there from Berkeley to go surfing at Rincon.

Schmucky was so bad... he had to leave Santa Barbara sometime in the mid/late 80's.


Then the FAKE hippy went to work for the government to make a living.




What a schmuck. NOT a mensch.
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7168
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Smackie Chan »

FiatLux wrote:Schmucky Con... was a DJ in Santa Barbara back in the day.
So far, so good.
Schmucky was so bad... he had to leave Santa Barbara sometime in the mid/late 80's.
Now here's where things start to go sideways. You see, I didn't even start working in SB until '92.
Then the FAKE hippy went to work for the government to make a living.
I'd already been working for the gov't to make a living, first as an active duty enlisted man in the AF (I'm sure military service is as foreign to you as showers), then as a Navy civilian beginning in '85.

But feel free to keep fabricating other posters' bios. No sense in letting the facts get in the way of a good story.
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
User avatar
FiatLux
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 3194
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:51 am
Location: San Francisco--The edge of the western world

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by FiatLux »

I'm going off your words... Schmucky.

How would I know what you said about working in
Santa Barbara was true ???


Your a fraud.



Good day !
User avatar
Smackie Chan
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 7168
Joined: Fri May 20, 2005 1:56 pm
Location: Inside Your Speakers

Re: Porky v. Schmucky Con ... interview

Post by Smackie Chan »

FiatLux wrote:I'm going off your words... Schmucky.

How would I know what you said about working in
Santa Barbara was true ???


Your a fraud.



Good day !
Lighten up on that autumnal mead, ren fairy.
"They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing!”

Tom Waits
Post Reply