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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: Single Life

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Derron wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: All the more impressive, really, when you can get laid via skillful game and charisma rather than your bank account. Not that you would have any experience with that.
Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Get back to your adulting, run down and get a loan on an travel trailer and impress the bitches with that.
You're lashing out at Coogs because he's young(ish), single, free, and having the time of his life banging skanks and generally doing whatever the fukk he wants, while you're old, ugly, and tied down to some wildebeest of a wife you don't love, who wouldn't put out for you even if you wanted it, but you don't, because she's fat, grotesque, and gets on your nerves.

So, how close am I?
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Screw_Michigan
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Re: Single Life

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: So, how close am I?
Bullseye
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Derron
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Re: Single Life

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: So, how close am I?
Bullseye
Second reach around today. Go for the hat trick.
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Derron
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Re: Single Life

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Derron wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: All the more impressive, really, when you can get laid via skillful game and charisma rather than your bank account. Not that you would have any experience with that.
Maybe for those like you who require games and bullshit to get some skank with a stretched out pussy to fuck your sorry ass. Most people can get laid without some kind of game trying to figure out how to get that bitch on your rod. Quit doing that shit in high school. Get back to your adulting, run down and get a loan on an travel trailer and impress the bitches with that.
You're lashing out at Coogs because he's young(ish), single, free, and having the time of his life banging skanks and generally doing whatever the fukk he wants, while you're old, ugly, and tied down to some wildebeest of a wife you don't love, who wouldn't put out for you even if you wanted it, but you don't, because she's fat, grotesque, and gets on your nerves.

So, how close am I?
Seems like I was making fun of your adulting more than Coogs thing. Your imagination runs wild I am sure but this is what you tit sucking millennials do the best anyway.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
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molly
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Re: Single Life

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The single life sucks but it's better than dating in 2018. The apps are good for lots of shiggles though.

I got this gem while on vacay.

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molly wrote:The single life sucks but it's better than dating in 2018. The apps are good for lots of shiggles though.

I got this gem while on vacay.

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We'll need to see pics of said body.
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Re: Single Life

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How long before Markus troll shows up?


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