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Stupid all the way around

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No, this isn't about Trump or the Republican Congress. We already know how much stupid there is there.

This is about road rage. Amazing there were no dead bodies resulting from this...

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I actually laughed when I saw that. When I was riding motorcycles in Cal, rule #1 is never let a car pass you. Stay ahead of all traffic and they can't cut you off, drift into your lane, or brake suddenly in front of you. Figures some grumpy old guy on a Harley would try to kick a car's quarter panel instead of driving aggressively to stay in control of the situation. 2 wheels vs 4 wheels = 4 wheels nearly always wins.
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Sudden Sam wrote:..... but there's no way a bike rider wins that duel.
Wanna bet?

99 out of 100 times you are right, but not this one. Dude on the bike should have went and bought some lotto tickets after that one. Feel bad for the poor dude in the pickup.
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smackaholic wrote:Feel bad for the poor dude in the pickup.
Agreed
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Always stay ahead of traffic....so that you can drop ball bearings in front of them.
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^^^^this. Golf balls are even better.
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Yeah that's a great idea (stupid all the way around seems to apply here).

And as a car driver maybe I should carry a baseball bat to use on asshole bikers who drop ball bearings or golf balls in front of me.
Or better yet, maybe just get a CCW for self-defense.
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Mikey wrote:Yeah that's a great idea (stupid all the way around seems to apply here).

And as a car driver maybe I should carry a baseball bat to use on asshole bikers who drop ball bearings or golf balls in front of me.
Or better yet, maybe just get a CCW for self-defense.
I have never dropped any sort of flack in the path of a trailing "cager" and seriously doubt I ever will, but if I did, it would be richly deserved. The only time I ever wanted to was many years ago. I was on the interstate, on the way to work. Some asshat in a jeep cherokee was right on my rear tire. I was in the passing lane, with a car in front of me and a car to my right. I could not have gotten over if I wanted to, so I motioned with my hand to back off. He just got closer. Eventually, I had the opportunity to move over and did. This POS pulled along side me and waved with just one finger. If I had a pocket full of golf balls/ball bearings/hand grenades/etc, he might have gotten something.

Why is it people become douches when you encase them in sheet metal and glass? Don't they know that the interwebs is the sordid clambake to be an asshole to someone you don't know?

BTW, carrying a bat or better yet, getting a CC permit are both very good ideas. An armed society is a polite society. There would be far less of this kind of aggressive douchebaggery going around if it was known that the response might involve a firearm.
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If you are driving a p/u and nothing is in the back then your high center of gravity dumb ass deserves to be flipped over. I hope they died.
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While I tend to agree with the statement that driving around in vehicles with a high CG, I hope that when one does, it lands on you.


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Not a chance, 'holic. Menstrual Sale would easily pass right under it.
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Moving Sale wrote:If you are driving a p/u and nothing is in the back then your high center of gravity dumb ass deserves to be flipped over. I hope they died.
Driver of the p/u was a cancer survivor, and also survived the crash with minor injuries.
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schmick wrote:I keep all the old batteries I take out of remote controls and Xbox controllers and keep them in a box in my center console so I can throw them at other cars that piss me off on the freeway
Sure you do. :meds:
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Is there anything Trump and his braindead army won't lie about?
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Papa Willie wrote:This one isn't a toughie, y'all. AGAIN, it's a case of both parties being dumbasses.
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