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-Old people seem more and more bitter these days.

-Texting while driving is a real fucking problem in this country. There needs to be some serious crackdown on this that equals having a DUI on your record.

-Mrs. Rumps is managing a bar. The entire wait staff and kitchen sleeps with each other and they know the scoop on every waiter/waitress within a 10 mile radius. It's like high school on steroids. When I hear their daily accounts of struggling paycheck to paycheck and where they woke up the day before, I have two thoughts that simultaneously cross my mind. One thought is, "these are the dumbest people on the planet." And the other thought is, "why am I not living this life?"

-I hate the rivals app on my cell phone

-I want to deactivate my Facebook account, but I like seeing what my nieces and nephews are up to so I'm in a pickle there.

-I had a sweet tooth the other night, so I went to the CVS and bought some Oreo cookies for the first time in forever. The peel back adhesive on the top is strong as shit. So much so that while I had milk in one hand I tried to use the other hand to peel back the top and kept pulling the whole bag with it. Instead of putting the milk down and using two hands, I used excessive force with just the one hand and about a dozen uneaten oreos ejected from its container like Noj did when we discovered he was an Iowa State fan. Btw, the three second rule applied.
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Go Coogs' wrote:
so I'm in a pickle there.

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States that evolved out of the Stone Age have laws about talking/texting while driving.
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Dinsdale wrote:States that evolved out of the Stone Age have laws about talking/texting while driving.
Yeah but they're clearly not effective and how do you enforce them?
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Once someone hits & kills a 1%'er the amount of texters will go down dramatically.
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I don't know about Diego's neck of Warshington, but in SW WA, they write phone tickets like they're going out of style. Here on the correct side of the river, you never hear about anyone getting a ticket.
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Don't most smart phones have a voice to text function? Don't most cars sold in the last 5 plus years have a voice activated text function?
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Left Seater wrote:Don't most smart phones have a voice to text function?
They also have a freaking speaker, so they can be used hands-free. Which I still don't do (and my Bluetooth headset sits on a shelf at home). It can wait, or if it's crucial, I can pull over.
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Left Seater wrote:Don't most smart phones have a voice to text function? Don't most cars sold in the last 5 plus years have a voice activated text function?
I think that's a muscle memory issue more than anything else.

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Go Coogs' wrote:...muscle...
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:...muscle...
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That would be the equivalent of ucant carrying a saddle bag.

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Random thought:

Trump just DESTROOYED Hitlery on NBC

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It's Over dumbocrats....Trump is the next President. Key up the music "Hail to Trump!"
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The Big Pickle wrote:Random thought:

Trump just DESTROOYED Hitlery on NBC

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It's Over dumbocrats....Trump is the next President. Key up the music "Hail to Trump!"
Hey, fuckface, do not being your black cock thoughts into this thread. TIA

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:...muscle...
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Ucant was run.


And this has me wondering...

Will KC Scott still visit him, even though he left the board in a huff over a moderating dispute in the NFL forum?

Or does one have to be a member in good standing, and actively posting, in order to be blessed by a visit from KC Scott?

I would assume, and I could be wrong, that KC Scott and ucant have cut off their relationship.
Probably a mutual decision.

Personally, I expected no visit from KC Scott when I was on -----> hiatus.
But I hope I am on his list now.
He Hate Me -- but I actually don't hate him, or anyone, for that matter.


When I am back in the U.S. -- and actively posting and contributing to the success of T1B, I would still welcome meeting up with Scott for a cup of coffee.
Or iced tea.
Lemonade.

I'm all about reconciliation.


Rumps wrote:-I want to deactivate my Facebook account, but I like seeing what my nieces and nephews are up to so I'm in a pickle there
Sort of the same for me, I guess.

I would like to delete, but some people there "expect" to interact with me.

I have been mostly inactive on Farcebook for about a year.
Even before that, I only logged on about once a week -- and didn't post much.

Funny thing was, I am so accustomed to posting on these "smack" boards that I just naturally was inclined to bring that kind of banter to Farcebook.
I found that people just didn't "get" it -- and they sometimes had negative reactions to my banter, when the truth is, I was just funnin' around with them.

No flat earth talk there.
Oh HELL no!


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You guys are sissies. Pop, you haven't logged into FB in over a year and you're killing yourself over whether you should delete your account or not? Who cares? You don't even use it.

No one gives a flying Stanley Pikkle Balck Cock if you use FB or not. Just stop this public consternation over whether you should delete your account or not.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I didn't say I haven't logged on to Farcebook for a year.
I said I have been mostly inactive for a year.

There are still reasons why I should not delete it.
So I'm keeping it.

But I would like to delete it.
It would make me feel nice.

It's mostly inane babble on F'book -- and I'd rather spend my time reading my Bible.


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poptart wrote:Funny thing was, I am so accustomed to posting on these "smack" boards that I just naturally was inclined to bring that kind of banter to Farcebook.
I found that people just didn't "get" it -- and they sometimes had negative reactions to my banter, when the truth is, I was just funnin' around with them.
Yeah this place has sort of messed us up a bit. Gotta remember that telling your Uncle Ralph that he sucks balck cock might not go over well and make next Thanksgiving a little awkward.
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Old people on Facebook are the best. You can always count on my wifes uncles getting into Facebook arguments that they would never get into in person. One of them posts pro-Trump propaganda, another replies back "that's racist bullshit!" And then the war is on.
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I find it unsettling when old men refer to the bathroom as the "little boy's room." Also, you don't have to announce to the room you're going to the bathroom. Just go, man. Nobody's gonna file a missing person's report cuz you're gone for 2 minutes.
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Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
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Sometimes I fantasize that trev and I are on a camping trip somewhere in the Upper Peninsula during summertime. I turn to her, gaze directly into her eyes, and tell her to unzip...





























































































































































































































































































the fly attached to the tent. It can get pretty hot and humid in those things, so it's good to get a nice crosswind blowing through to cool things down.
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Mgo wrote:Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I wish it was me.

After that, I want to lose my cell phone.
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poptart wrote:
Mgo wrote:Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I wish it was me.

After that, I want to lose my cell phone.
And then you could lose your login for T1B. Go ahead fight the power.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:the "little boy's room."

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Did anybody ever find out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Even better than deleting your Facebook account is never having created one to begin with.

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I did learn that she does sell sea shells by the sea shore. At least in SW FL.

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Left Seater wrote:Don't most smart phones have a voice to text function?
Yes

Don't most cars sold in the last 5 plus years have a voice activated text function?
No
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
Why?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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poptart wrote:
Mgo wrote:Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
I wish it was me.

After that, I want to lose my cell phone.
Nobody is FORCING you to login and use FB. More power to you if you choose not to use it.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Ya know what annoys me....

Assholes that think it is clever to hold down the return keys for 5 minutes in the middle of a post. Especially when it makes you wonder, is this someone being a douche or is the page just slow to load.
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It's all good, bro. The perpetually confused isn't my target audience anyway.

If the day comes where you find my jokes amusing, I'll know it's time to overhaul my personality.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Facebook is a social media cesspool as bad as the YouTube comments section. Except it's people you know. I deleted my account a couple months ago. It was very liberating.
The Germans have a word for this. Ironidouchefempuken.
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Moving Sale wrote:Image
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I wish I didn't have to drive to work.
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KC Scott wrote:
1/3 of the population is obese.
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You have to remember that 80 percent of black women are obese so that skews the number higher than it is for the human population.

Which reminds me. Some idiot read a report that Americans are shorter now than 30 years ago. I told him the reason it's shorter is because we added 30 million short asians and messicans to our demographics since then and the fact of the matter is that White Americans are actually taller. He was shocked at my racist statement, but I told him it isn't racist if it's true.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Mikey wrote:I wish I didn't have to drive to work.
So walk.
Smart ass. The drive sucks. The walk would take, according to Google Maps, 5 hours 43 minutes each way.

I guess I should have said I wish I didn't have to GO to work.
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Mikey wrote:
I guess I should have said I wish I didn't have to GO to work.
You could always KILL yourself.
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KC Scott wrote: - All of these players who won't stand for the anthem because they don't think the system treats minorities fairly see to have forgotten they were given free school (and a free pass in that school) which gave them the opportunity to make huge money playing a game by that same "system"
They are not talking about themselves dumbfuck
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The Big Pickle wrote:Image
At least she had the good sense to pick up a spare tire knowing they'd be exceeding the van's weight limit.

Oh and 3, 1, 2.

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