What are all you Christian conservatives doing to celebrate the resurrection of a socialist Jew?
Myself, I'm just loafing around right now, then I'm gonna work out, and then finish my taxes. Maybe catch some Elite 8 action tonight (Go Hoos!).
Oh, and I'm gonna eat some ham.
He Is Risen!!
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barbarian!!! me myself I'm eating some Easter candy, mainly marshmallow peepsMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Myself, I'm just loafing around right now, then I'm gonna work out, and then finish my taxes.
Oh, and I'm gonna eat some ham.
remember the easter bunny died for your sins.....
every time you commit a sin, god kills a kitten....just think about it the next time you want to yank the crank, that god considers that a sin and thus is forced to kill tabby
this is on your heads sinners
get out, get out while there's still time
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...socialist Jew...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Could you imagine Hey Seuss running for U.S. president? He'd make the Bern look like Ronnie Regan. No way His followers would vote for him. Trump would bury him; I mean really nail him to a cross.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...socialist Jew...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Could you imagine Hey Seuss running for U.S. president?
I will not vote for Donald Trump.
I will not, can not vote for that chump.
Will you vote for him in KC?
Will you vote for him in Tennessee?
I will not vote for him in KC.
Stop your nagging. Let me be!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Yes, he is risen!
John 3:16
John 3:16
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Raque.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Could you imagine Hey Seuss running for U.S. president?
I will not vote for Donald Trump.
I will not, can not vote for that chump.
Will you vote for him in KC?
Will you vote for him in Tennessee?
I will not vote for him in KC.
Stop your nagging. Let me be!
If JC was prez, he'd open our borders wider than Stanley Pikkkle's mouth behind a Church's Chicken in Southside Chicago. But you know he'd build a wall around the edge of the flat earth.
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The OL is making pizza to celebrate old jew zombies. I told her to show a bit of tradition and at least put some ham on it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Is rainbow afro 3:16 dude still around? He has to be old by now.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Just googled him. I guess he's locked up. Seems like he went completely batshit crazy in the 90s.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Diego in Seattle
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See!! Christians are being persecuted!!
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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poptart's not too far off.Stewart was arrested in 1992 after a standoff in a California hotel during which he entered a vacant room with two men he was attempting to kidnap and surprised a maid who then locked herself in the bathroom. Reportedly, Stewart believed that the Rapture was due to arrive in six days.[7] During the standoff, he threatened to shoot at airplanes taking off from nearby Los Angeles International Airport, and covered the hotel room windows with "John 3:16" placards.[4]
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I remember the debut of Rockin Rollen -- at the NBA Finals in Portland. Dude didn't seem to stable, even back then.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Who is this "poptart" you speak of? Never heard of him.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: poptart's not too far off.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I don't know who that is.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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The name "poptart" doesn't seem to ring a bell...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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thrice denied
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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There's an oven joke lurking behind this.smackaholic wrote:The OL is making pizza to celebrate old jew zombies.
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Kevin Harlan got off a "Syracuse has risen from the dead" balst after their win last night.
Of course, panties are bunched. Rack Harlan.
Of course, panties are bunched. Rack Harlan.
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yeah I saw that and in my opinion Harlan is one of the best out there....weird that it coincided with easter, but it's not like it's a phrase that's never been used before in some situation other than easter......some religious fanatics (and likewise some minorities) are simply reaching for a reason to be outraged...they should be outraged by their own hypocrisy but that won't fly....so they go out looking to be offended.....racketh Harlan as a great broadcaster and fuck the evangelical fuckwads looking for and excuse to be hurt......Screw_Michigan wrote:Kevin Harlan got off a "Syracuse has risen from the dead" balst after their win last night.
get out, get out while there's still time