Will she or won't she?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:58 pm

That would really piss off the "establishment", but you have to know it will make for a few yuks on SNL.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:20 pm

Roach wrote:

Endorse the Donald? It couldn't hurt.

VP material? Oh The horror.

Couldn't hurt who?

I think maybe she's just recruiting the Donald to be Bristol's next baby daddy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:08 pm

You mean the same party that now controls both houses of Congress, that Republican party?

How does it feel to be so completely oblivious of facts?

White Cock · Post by **White Cock** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:33 pm

civil war? really?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:37 pm

Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.

How is that any worse than the Democratic Party which has a laughing stock President (approval ratings in the low 40s and lower than those who disapprove), an admitted liar as the leading Presidential candidate, and an outright socialist as her only challenger?

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:45 pm

Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:57 pm

Trump is showing his true self as he sucks up to the corn farming crony capitalists in Iowa. A couple weeks from now, things will be a bit more clear. JSC still thinks Bernie Sanders will prevail over the Clinton $$$ and power machine. 2016 is not disappointing, for sure.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:06 am

Front to back: Bristol Palin's current boyfriend, Bristol Palin's vagina

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:41 am

Jsc810 wrote:The same party that is having a civil war now

You call it a civil war, I call it a Tuesday in the primary season. Once the GOP sorts out their nominee, the "civil war" battle ground will move elsewhere.

You really should pull your head out of your ass someday and smell the coffee. In the meantime, you remain a clueless, pitiful dumbfuck.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:22 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Front to back: Bristol Palin's current boyfriend, Bristol Palin's vagina

Rack!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:44 am

I see that Bernie has opened up a huge lead over Hillary in New Hampshire. Hope the general election is Sanders vs Trump. Talk about the evil of two lessers.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:51 am

Goober McTuber wrote: Hope the general election is Sanders vs Trump.

Fuck that -- let's just burn this mother to the ground and elect a Trump/Sanders ticket.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:54 am

I think Ted is in good shape. The D's case against him currently is, he's mean and he's a canuck.

Yes, he is mean....to the rep. establishment. He was born in canuckland to an American mother and dad was a legal resident.

There are 2 types of citizens. Those born citizens and those "naturalized" through a process, after being born. Ted is not the latter. He did not have to apply for citizenship after coming to the US, so by default, he is a natural born citizen.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:39 am

Palin's son Track was just arrested for DV & carrying a gun while intoxicated. I'm sure all you conservatives & Fox News (redundant, I know) will give him & her a pass. It's not like he did something really bad, like....

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:40 am

Papa Willie wrote: Why? Because they have a desire to have less government and fewer laws?

They do? :?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:53 pm

Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.

Honestly, you can say the same for both parties these days

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:29 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:

Dude on the right needs to shave.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 6:26 pm

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:34 pm

Left Seater wrote:

Dude on the right needs to shave.

You seem to be confused. Did your mommy forget to teach you how to tell girls from boys?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:46 pm

Heh, she taught me that boys have facial hair. She also taught me that girls wear skirts, but you guys in Cali have told us that that doesn't matter, clothes are gender neutral.

So when there is a picture of someone wearing a skirt and needs to shave their upper lip the confusion is obvious. Figured it was a boy wearing a skirt in Cali.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:35 pm

Left Seater wrote: needs to shave their upper lip

:? :? :? :? :? :? :?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:48 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:14 pm

This thread needs an Aunt Bunny reset.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:25 pm

Left Seater wrote: She also taught me that girls wear skirts

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:41 pm

Mikey wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.

Quite the reach, take your meds today?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:08 pm

The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:12 pm

The Nuge just endorsed Cruz, so Cruz didn't completely miss out on whacko endorsements.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:32 am

smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.

Bristol will end up in porn first.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:53 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.

Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:04 am

Left Seater wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.
Quite the reach, take your meds today?

So you can actually see facial hair in that photo? Your blind foaming-at-the-moth hatred of all things Obama is amusing. I mean, I just dislike the guy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:54 am

smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.
Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.

There's always...alternatives.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:31 am

Speaking of hairy chicks, I was in a gas station the other day and noticed the young clerk working the register was fairly attractive (an oddity in and of itself). Then I looked down briefly and noticed she had these fucking woolly mammoth arms. It was difficult to avert my gaze because the juxtaposition of this spectacle is not something you see every day (cute, petite blonde girl with Sasquatch arms). Running a razor over those puppies every couple days would seem like no huge, hairy deal but I suppose she just doesn't give a fuck, so on some level you've got to respect that.

Unless you're boning her.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:13 am

smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.
Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.

And you'd pay triple to see the Glenn Rice tapes? Sure you would. even though she's actually a jug headed pig with the intelligence of guzzler. But here, open a link and enjoy..

knock it off asshole

Meanwhile, the grotesque contagion that is the GOP is indeed in a civil war. And don't think of America's war between the states, but of that biblical event which was very intentionally left out of the Good Book--the vicious infighting of the actual tiny kingdom of Israel and its seething brother to the very near South, Judea. Now in the proper analogy, the old guard GOP criminals like Bush , Rubio, McConnell, Ryan, Graham, etc., are the original Israel, while Cruz, Rand, the Kansas governor loon, and insane bitches like Halley and Ernst represent the breakaway harder line zealots that made up Judea. And...we know who won...right? (psst..Israel was conquered--thrashed and humiliated, ground to gravel, as Judea itself would be six hundred years later by the iron heel of Rome.)

And let's be clear, the Judeans felt threatened by the old guard Israelis and sought the outside help of the Assyrians (a mighty army) and intentionally undermined their doctrinal brethren. And that's pretty much what's going on with the current GOP contagion. So...who is the Assyrian army in the current GOP meltdown and self-devouring collapse?

I don't understand you people , but I'm ready to crush....

Who's going to stop Trump? And why is he worse than Cruz? (let's forget the Bush clan, really).

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:15 pm

Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:47 pm

smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Fucking hell man? You even put the #DCNL in your sig.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:02 pm

R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.
Fucking hell man? You even put the #DCNL in your sig.

Yeah, I guess I ought to take my own advice. I will from now on.

You should still exile that fukk permanently. Board pile ons were fun for awhile, but even those are getting old.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:54 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Yeah, I guess I ought to take my own advice. I will from now on.

You should still exile that fukk permanently. Board pile ons were fun for awhile, but even those are getting old.

Sounds good.....but I'll be damned if I accommodate a retard that carries the "Don't Click Nick's Links" banner, while clicking Nick's links. Seriously. I can't fucking help you.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:05 pm

smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.

Are you new here? You should know better.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:24 pm

smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.

Sure, you thought it was the Glen Rice tapes of the young black ram tupping the annoying white ewe. If it's any consolation, the perp in the snuff vid is safely behind bars.

Meanwhile, besides the silly prank on Smackie, the issue of the Assyrian marauder Trump hauling away the enslaved old guard of the GOP contagion in a biblical redo is theater of the bizarre unfolding before our eyes. As for the fetid hog that is Palin, her part in this pageant might be described, in the words of Faulkner, as a "transmogrified hallucination of Jezebel."

Enjoy

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:20 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Why? Because they have a desire to have less government and fewer laws?
They do? :?

They do whatever the Koch brothers tell them to do... as they scratch them another check