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Maybe if you GOPtards invested in mass transit instead of denigrating it, this kid could have made practice on time reliably.

C-
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You wouldn't find it so funny if it was your spoiled brat son trekking his spoiled ass 2 hrs each way to get to practice.

Fuck off already, purse swinging tr4nny.
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That's a lot of effort just to get a participation ribbon.
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t-r-a-n-n-y


Seriously?. We're doing this now?

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:t-r-a-n-n-y


Seriously?. We're doing this now?

:meds:
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Interesting story 88. Aren't there a lot of D-3 and D-2 football programs in Ohio? That could be the ticket for that kid.
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Rack the kid.

As for Screwey's unfortunate tangent -- uhm, isn't Cleveland well known for being overwhelmingly D-voting?

Not only an unfortunate hijack, but kicked his own ass pretty good while doing it.

And my town is considered to have one of the best mass transit systems in the country. And if one is trying to go 25 miles across the area, and your starting and end points aren't right next to light rail stations, then it's probably going to take the better part of 2 hours to get there (unless you mix in a bicycle).
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Dinsdale wrote:Rack the kid.

As for Screwey's unfortunate tangent -- uhm, isn't Cleveland well known for being overwhelmingly D-voting?

Not only an unfortunate hijack, but kicked his own ass pretty good while doing it.
Concur, Screwy just doesn't know when to step away from it once he steps into it.

Just ease away from yourself Screw.
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Rack that lid. I hope his story gets told and maybe a local D-3 program can give him a look.

Unrack screwey for still wasting oxygen. Please go down to your nearest metro stop and piss on the 3rd rail.
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Doesn't Screw present himself as an unhappy fuck who gets TomHankAssfucked a few days from now? Or is that the other miserable Midwesterner with a similar nic?
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smackaholic wrote:
Unrack screwey for still wasting oxygen. Please go down to your nearest metro stop and piss on the 3rd rail.
Too soft.

Screw....please go to your local unemployment line, wait in line till your halfway and scream the N word at the height of your vocals powers
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smackaholic wrote:Rack that lid. I hope his story gets told and maybe a local D-3 program can give him a look.

Unrack screwey for still wasting oxygen. Please go down to your nearest metro stop and piss on the 3rd rail.
Here's hoping it is something above D-3 so they can give him some scholarship monies.
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Bucmonkey wrote:Doesn't Screw present himself as an unhappy fuck who gets TomHankAssfucked a few days from now? Or is that the other miserable Midwesterner with a similar nic?
Isn't Bucmonkey that excruciatingly painful bore that nobody ever responds to (except this once -- you're welcome) who always seems confused and has never once offered anything remotely clever, funny, insightful, or interesting. The only positive thing I can say about Bucmonkey posts is at least they're short so the tediousness is over quickly.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Bucmonkey wrote:Doesn't Screw present himself as an unhappy fuck who gets TomHankAssfucked a few days from now? Or is that the other miserable Midwesterner with a similar nic?
Isn't Bucmonkey that excruciatingly painful bore that nobody ever responds to (except this once -- you're welcome) who always seems confused and has never once offered anything remotely clever, funny, insightful, or interesting. The only positive thing I can say about Bucmonkey posts is at least they're short so the tediousness is over quickly.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Maybe if you GOPtards invested in mass transit instead of denigrating it, this kid could have made practice on time reliably.

C-
Why are you such an angry and miserable piece of shit? The GOP helping C-town? How would they be able to do that?

Anyway Shitball, I'm not surprised to see you jump into a thread where you can interject a political slant and try to fuck it up.
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Purse was a forbidden word.

Tr@nny is forbidden?


hahahaha!!


Scott, do you just want to end all of the speculation and come out of the closet now?

Unreal.



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Poptart, you are a fucking moron.
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R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Unrack screwey for still wasting oxygen. Please go down to your nearest metro stop and piss on the 3rd rail.
Too soft.

Screw....please go to your local unemployment line, wait in line till your halfway and scream the N word at the height of your vocals powers
I was trying to stick with the mass transit theme. How bought he just scream out "fukk you, kneeegah!!!" as he pisses on the largest meanest looking balck dude in the metro station?"
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tranny
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Yup, it's still a thing.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Yes we did cover it and the evidence that came to light was that you are a thin skinned POS that wears a pushup bra and heels.
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Damn...I happened to google, "who's the biggest idiot on the internet?" and it sent me here.
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All right. Indy is here to fix the radio banner. Could happen.
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Moving Sale wrote:Yes we did cover it and the evidence that came to light was that you are a thin skinned POS that wears a pushup bra and heels.
Your fascination with his undergarments is.....creepy.
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Scott wrote:We covered the word filter thing several months ago http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic. ... ilit=purse
In this thread you link us to, you claimed that the dreadful word purse is no longer filtered.

Yet we see that you are a LIAR.

Just this week, the dreadful word purse was still filtered.


You bust MS's balls for "spamming" but see how once again YOU spam a thread with the same transvestite pic we've now seen a half-a-dozen times.

You've got major issues as an admin', Snott.


Other admins', get a handle on your guy.

This is fuckin' ridiculous by now.

Seriously.
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What are you crying about now?
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Is reading a problem for you?
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rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Some may not know this, but actor Eli Wallach that played "Tuco" in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly," was actually a Jew from Brooklyn, NY. He lived a long life and died last year at the age of 98.

RIP Eli :(
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poptart wrote:Is reading a problem for you?
Not really. Scott pretty much covered it but I will add my two cents. Based on that answer you are indeed acknowledging that you are sniveling pussy. Oh my, big bad Scotty is a meany and is abusing his admin authority. You do realize this is a private message board on the internet and that the admins can basically do whatever the fuck they want regardless of what the stated rules are. My experience over the years is that this place is pretty tame but if you insist on acting like a moronic fuck-tard you will get your head curb stomped. Just run along, inform the internet police that there are a bunch of assholes here, and go enjoy a six dick sandwich.
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atmdad wrote:
poptart wrote:Is reading a problem for you?
Not really. Scott pretty much covered it but I will add my two cents. Based on that answer you are indeed acknowledging that you are sniveling pussy. Oh my, big bad Scotty is a meany and is abusing his admin authority. You do realize this is a private message board on the internet and that the admins can basically do whatever the fuck they want regardless of what the stated rules are. My experience over the years is that this place is pretty tame but if you insist on acting like a moronic fuck-tard you will get your head curb stomped. Just run along, inform the internet police that there are a bunch of assholes here, and go enjoy a six dick sandwich.
Who are you, again?

Oh... one of the board people Snott has met up to date in his travels around the country.

I bet you can't wait for his next arrival.


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poptart wrote:In this thread you link us to, you claimed that the dreadful word purse is no longer filtered.

Yet we see that you are a LIAR.
Snott wrote:No - what we see is you are an idiot

To prove you're an idiot I already posted This

If you somehow manage to muster the grey matter needed to click it and read the results, you'll see the word purse has been Not been filtered or else there wouldn't be posts in Sept & Oct with purse in them
The dreaded purse word was filtered for MS in this thread, wasn't it? http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=46733

Yes, it was.


Why are you censoring what he can say, you damn COWARD?


When are they going to step in and censor YOU from spamming the board with transvestite pics?

Or pics of men engaging in sex with each other?


You traveling, man-hunting weirdo.
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poptart wrote:When are they going to step in and censor YOU from spamming the board with transvestite pics?
lol

Never?


What a den of friggin' weirdo admins.

Seriously.
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The tell-tale signs have long been there.

Regularly seeking hook-ups with internet men to bring comfort on the lonely travels.

Gushing over and over about the beefy manliness of ucant after one exciting meeting.
Repeating the same praise for ucant's muscle many times, so as to make sure that we all knew about his fascination with the man.
And perhaps adhering to homo culture -- signaling to ucant that he was at ease in taking the role of "bottom" at their next meeting.

"His muscles, his muscles, his muscles..."

Yes, we got it, Scott. :)


His hyper sensitivity to the accusation of being a fruit.
It was only natural that people would begin to jab him about the way he was fawning over... the Man.

But Scott turned indignant and then used his platform as an admin to actually word filter words that implied feminine traits.
LMAO!

Nobody noticed your over reation, Scott. :wink:


Busting MS's balls for spamming the board.
Sure, it may be necessary to deal with a bad spammer, but to actually then SPAM BACK at him was/is a wack idea for an admin.
And to spam at him (and me) by repeatedly posting transvestite and homosexual action pics?

Really??

What is in your mind (and on your computer) continually?


People no longer have a question about you, Scott.
It's OUT.

It's time for you to come out.

Free yourself.
Liberate yourself.

Come on out of the closet.
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What in the HECK is going on here? :?
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Maybe if you GOPtards invested in mass transit instead of denigrating it, this kid could have made practice on time reliably.

C-
Why are you such an angry and miserable piece of shit? The GOP helping C-town? How would they be able to do that?

Anyway Shitball, I'm not surprised to see you jump into a thread where you can interject a political slant and try to fuck it up.
Sober up prior to hitting submit next time, tr4nny.
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote: Just ease away from yourself Screw.
Are you getting a new Canadian Tuxedo for Christmas?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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88, great story. Any update on this?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What in the HECK is going on here? :?
KCScott has been outed as a gay transvestite and so now he is gripping and spamming.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote: Just ease away from yourself Screw.
Are you getting a new Canadian Tuxedo for Christmas?
Dang, you took all that time to come up with...that?

Enjoy your T-Hanksgiving paperboy.
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