Middle Age White Americans Dying of Despair

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:28 pm

Since I've aged out of the 45-54 year old demographic, does that mean I'm OK?

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... as/413971/

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:33 pm

Is it because of the Liberal policies of Obama and Pelosi?

Is it the trickle down your leg economics of Rayguns and his minions?

Is it God and gØd punishing us for becoming too secular?

Is it Nick Saban?

Inquiring minds want to know.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:36 pm

So uneducated people with no future tend to kill themselves or lack the impulse control to stop drinking, shooting or snorting themselves to death.

In other news...water is wet

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:39 pm

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:40 pm

So you're saying it's the robots? I haven't heard that theory before but there could be something to it.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:41 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:

Do us all a favor and die of despair

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:51 pm

archive

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:21 pm

Mikey wrote:Since I've aged out of the 45-54 year old demographic, does that mean I'm OK?

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... as/413971/

I call BS on the Sweden line.

Ever seen people inside of IKEA?

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:38 pm

Mikey wrote:So you're saying it's the robots? I haven't heard that theory before but there could be something to it.

You are damn right it is the robots. Nano-robots to be exact. They are being built in Canadia and they are secretly dusting crops like kale, quinoa and chicken. Middle aged women buy this stuff to feed their husbands thinking they are trying to keep them healthy when in fact they are infesting them with nano-robots. These nano-robots then proceed to slowly destroy all the internal systems leading to death. Leaving scores of widowed women. Well these bastard Canuckistanians have a plan. In a few years when all these middle aged women become post-menopausal old ladies interested in cock again that is when those northern tards are going to invade and proceed to fuck all our older women. It is their only chance of getting laid.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:11 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote: I call BS on the Sweden line.

Ever seen people inside of IKEA?

Those are generally fat middle aged Americans. I'm pretty sure the Swedes don't come here to shop at IKEA.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:17 pm

Mikey wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: I call BS on the Sweden line.

Ever seen people inside of IKEA?
Those are generally fat middle aged Americans. I'm pretty sure the Swedes don't come here to shop at IKEA.

Lighten up, Francis.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:17 pm

I clicked on this thread under the mistaken assumption that Mikey was announcing his soon expiration...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:18 pm

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 1:28 am

All of this while Smackaholic's house is dying of disrepair.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:02 am

Casa smackaholic is alive and well, enjoying its brand new kitchen. The foundation hasn't crumbled yet, despite Wags' blatherings. The landscaping....did I mention how nice the freshly installed granite counters look?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:40 am

smackaholic wrote:Casa smackaholic is alive and well, enjoying its brand new kitchen. The foundation hasn't crumbled yet, despite Wags' blatherings. The landscaping....did I mention how nice the freshly installed granite counters look?

Do you have 37 granite counters? A missing Admin wants to know. Then again, I'm not sure granite counter tops are the rage anymore. I'm sure a certain U&L poster has a take on those.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:32 am

smackaholic wrote:...did I mention how nice the freshly installed granite counters look?

Did you bolt them to the deck?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:04 am

My takeaway from what Mikey posted: White people are pussies.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:51 pm

Mikey wrote:Since I've aged out of the 45-54 year old demographic, does that mean I'm OK?

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... as/413971/

The change in US trends starts around the time that interweb usage became widespread.

It's all algore's fault.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:55 pm

So now we even have a decent chunk of Republicans who think rich people should pay more in taxes? Blasphemy!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:So now we even have a decent chunk of Republicans who think rich people should pay more in taxes? Blasphemy!

I don't really care if they do or not. Just don't think that that's going to solve any budget problems. It won't even come close.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:36 pm

That goofy Rand guy was talking about spending less money.

What a joke.

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