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Or more accurately, LA, would you find anybody who would seriously buy this.



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AP...please ignore. I know that anybody with an internet connection has already seen it.
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Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Jesus Christ.....shut up
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Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.
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Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Probably. If not in a bottle, at least in a can.

:xxxl:

Would you like me to ship you some?
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Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I think Wolfie's getting desperate for a quick Alzheimer's cure.

Prolly need one of these too.

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Jesus Christ.....shut up

Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
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We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
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Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
HOLY SHIT!
You have a Vitamix?

When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.
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I wonder how a bassmatic would do with uhhh, you know.
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Y2K wrote:
Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
HOLY SHIT!
You have a Vitamix?

When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.
Sorry, I think my kids are going to claim it.

Family gave it to me for my birthday last year. I'm pretty sure they just wanted to have one.

I think it has like a 2 HP motor. Definitely beats the shit out of the 25 y.o. Osterizer with a leaky gasket.

I actually tripped the overheat protection once. I think I was trying to make a big batch of hummus or something that was pretty thick.
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what's good about drinking that stuff is your piss doesn't smell like asparagas in the morning
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Wolfman wrote:Jesus Christ.....shut up

Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
We get it you angry old coot. Your life now mirrors the 14 or 15 actual fans of MLB teams in Florida. Equal parts saddened and disgusted by what you see out there, taking solace in the fact you only have seven more weeks to endure it.

Everyone is aware, so save shitting your pants everywhere for when you fumble through your daily chores Methuselah.
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I just got a better idea. They could grind up the remains of this useless "fetal tissue" and make it into Soylent Pink to feed the homeless. The profits could go to increasing options for "Women's Health" because there are so few of them available. That's the ticket.

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No blender is worth $400.
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Just add water
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trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
Are you kidding? This is so much more than just a blender.

A few of the things you can us it for:

Blender
Food Processor
Ice Cream Maker
Hair Dryer
Pencil Sharpener
Finger/Toe Nail Clipper
Chipper/Shredder
Cement Mixer
Cotton Gin
Road Grader
Cat Repellent
Dead Baby Liquefier
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trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
You would be wrong.


The wood chipping setting is my favorite.
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schmick wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.
Where do you think baby back ribs come from?
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BSmack wrote:
schmick wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.
Where do you think baby back ribs come from?
Did you mean baby black ribs?
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Racist
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