Only in California
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Only in California
Or more accurately, LA, would you find anybody who would seriously buy this.
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AP...please ignore. I know that anybody with an internet connection has already seen it.
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AP...please ignore. I know that anybody with an internet connection has already seen it.
Re: Only in California
Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Re: Only in California
Jesus Christ.....shut upWolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Re: Only in California
Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.
Re: Only in California
Screw_Michigan wrote:Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.
Re: Only in California
Probably. If not in a bottle, at least in a can.Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
:xxxl:
Would you like me to ship you some?
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Re: Only in California
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Only in California
I think Wolfie's getting desperate for a quick Alzheimer's cure.
Prolly need one of these too.
Prolly need one of these too.
Re: Only in California
Jesus Christ.....shut up
Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Re: Only in California
We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.
It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
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HOLY SHIT!Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.
It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
You have a Vitamix?
When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.
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I wonder how a bassmatic would do with uhhh, you know.
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Sorry, I think my kids are going to claim it.Y2K wrote:HOLY SHIT!Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.
It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
You have a Vitamix?
When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.
Family gave it to me for my birthday last year. I'm pretty sure they just wanted to have one.
I think it has like a 2 HP motor. Definitely beats the shit out of the 25 y.o. Osterizer with a leaky gasket.
I actually tripped the overheat protection once. I think I was trying to make a big batch of hummus or something that was pretty thick.
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Re: Only in California
what's good about drinking that stuff is your piss doesn't smell like asparagas in the morning
Re: Only in California
We get it you angry old coot. Your life now mirrors the 14 or 15 actual fans of MLB teams in Florida. Equal parts saddened and disgusted by what you see out there, taking solace in the fact you only have seven more weeks to endure it.Wolfman wrote:Jesus Christ.....shut up
Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
Everyone is aware, so save shitting your pants everywhere for when you fumble through your daily chores Methuselah.
Re: Only in California
I just got a better idea. They could grind up the remains of this useless "fetal tissue" and make it into Soylent Pink to feed the homeless. The profits could go to increasing options for "Women's Health" because there are so few of them available. That's the ticket.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
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"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Re: Only in California
No blender is worth $400.
Re: Only in California
Just add water
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Are you kidding? This is so much more than just a blender.trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
A few of the things you can us it for:
Blender
Food Processor
Ice Cream Maker
Hair Dryer
Pencil Sharpener
Finger/Toe Nail Clipper
Chipper/Shredder
Cement Mixer
Cotton Gin
Road Grader
Cat Repellent
Dead Baby Liquefier
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Re: Only in California
You would be wrong.trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
The wood chipping setting is my favorite.
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Re: Only in California
Where do you think baby back ribs come from?schmick wrote:only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Re: Only in California
Did you mean baby black ribs?BSmack wrote:Where do you think baby back ribs come from?schmick wrote:only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Only in California
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown