TrollTalk w/ Papa Willie

[Smackie Chan]

Tonight at 7 Eastern.

Screwy - You can hear it live on T1B Radio. I know you & 'spray are boys so you won't wanna miss it.

[Wolfman]

Will have to listen later.

[smackaholic]

This would be so much better if you had a call in line.

[Smackie Chan]

This would be so much better if you had a call in line.

That would be chaotic unless I had a phone slap and a producer. Expect a different approach to this interview than what has been used before.

[molly]

I so wish I could listen live. I love you Buttsy :)

[Goober McTuber]

I so wish I could listen live. I love you Buttsy :)

Just have me in your prayers. I may need them. :grin:

Dear God,

Please let Papa Willie choke on a dick.

Amen.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I so wish I could listen live. I love you Buttsy :)

Just have me in your prayers. I may need them. :grin:

Dear God,

Please let Papa Willie choke on a dick.

Amen.

Ain't gonna happen.

He's got that "suppress-the-gag-reflex" technique down to a science...

:|

[mvscal]

Whoa. I thought you guys were cool?!?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I can only imagine how this'll go...

Smackie: "So tell us a little bit about yourself. Where are you from?"

Papa: "Dump trucks and fecal rivers!"

Smackie: "Uh, not sure I follow..."

Papa: "Splooge sandwiches and blarney stone ballsacks!"

Smackie: "Okay, let's just move on to another question. What do you do for a living?"

Papa: "I want to fuck a robot's cock with a gorilla's asshole!"

Smackie: "Okay, I think we're through here."

[molly]

I so wish I could listen live. I love you Buttsy :)

Just have me in your prayers. I may need them. :grin:

Always.

[Smackie Chan]

Papa Willie interview posted here.

[BarFlie]

A serious redneck is better than a dumfuk!

[The Seer]

A voice made for keyboards.

[Goober McTuber]

Jesus H. Christ, I was expecting a bit of an accent, but mother of fuck. Maybe it has something to do with Papa Willie's Obama phone, but that shit almost needed subtitles.

And if he says he weighs 245, in truth he's probably close to 270. Shocking to hear that he comes from a long line of fart worshippers and turd wranglers.

[Wolfman]

Let's say it was a hard listen. Is there a transcript?

[R-Jack]

Sounding like a serious redneck would be kind. Sounding like m2"s stereotype of you is slightly more accurate.

I would love to get into a debate with PW.. Except for the board voting on who won, we would just declare the first one to say "you know" the loser. It would be a thrilling two minutes.

[Goober McTuber]

I spent a portion of my youth in south central Ohio. They've got a serious twang going on there.

[LTS TRN 2]

The Southern drawl is not an issue. Lots of interesting people are from the South. Nor is there a problem with belt-busting obesity . However, in the case of "shutyomouth" we have a galling case of utter brain-dead stupidity mixed with a seeming atrophied and fossilized apathy. In short, this is perhaps the most boring and hollow individual I've ever heard. He seems to have no opinion on anything, and even less ability to speak even the most basic sentences without veering off into stuttering and wandering digressions to nowhere. I'm offended that such a fetid seeping gas-bag would even post anything anywhere. Why? He can't even muster the simplest take on the various presidential candidates. Nothing. And not even the most tepid observation on sports or any current events. And of course he's utterly devoid of humor or wit. What a disgusting wallowing brat. Ugh!..

[molly]

I can't wait to listen!

[LTS TRN 2]

The Southern drawl is not an issue. Lots of interesting people are from the South. Nor is there a problem with belt-busting obesity . However, in the case of "shutyomouth" we have a galling case of utter brain-dead stupidity mixed with a seeming atrophied and fossilized apathy. In short, this is perhaps the most boring and hollow individual I've ever heard. He seems to have no opinion on anything, and even less ability to speak even the most basic sentences without veering off into stuttering and wandering digressions to nowhere. I'm offended that such a fetid seeping gas-bag would even post anything anywhere. Why? He can't even muster the simplest take on the various presidential candidates. Nothing. And not even the most tepid observation on sports or any current events. And of course he's utterly devoid of humor or wit. What a disgusting wallowing brat. Ugh!..

But you're a dick-sucking troll who lives in constant fear. The kernels of corn in my shit could beat you at any endeavor you ever participated in. :grin:

No, everything you've just spurted is completely false--and really backwards. You're pathetic. Why do you post? For stupid comments like that?

[Felix]

God DAMN I sound like a serious redneck.

you're from the south, what did you expect you were going to sound like?
good interview and strangely enough, how you came across in the interview is about what I had you pegged for....that's neither good or bad, it just is what it is

nice job Smackie, you kicked your interview level up a notch when you started calling spray a fat fuck, asking him about his curbing his KFC intake, etc....well done

[Jay in Phoenix]

Another solid effort Smackie, nice direction with Spray and liked the interplay.

PW, you do have a pretty funny 'neckccent. You represented exactly how I expected. Solid bro.

[Python]

I no longer consider myself to have an accent. By comparison to Papa, I sound like freakin' JFK.

[LTS TRN 2]

If a fraction of what you believed was true, we would all have been dead years ago.

We know you're trolling. What's really funny is how you popped into chat during the interview, threw a little hissy fit, and then hauled ass when you were addressed. Trolling or not, you're a pussy. :grin:

I came, I, heard, I split. My critique, though unvarnished, is accurate. And the question remains--why do you bother to post anything? You're duller than rotted corn forgotten in an abandoned barn. You couldn't even offer a single actual take on anything. The fact that I checked in at all is more than you deserved. You're a total fraud. Don't blame me. And after all this time, I really have no idea what you mean by "trolling."

[The Seer]

The Southern drawl is not an issue. Lots of interesting people are from the South. Nor is there a problem with belt-busting obesity . However, in the case of "shutyomouth" we have a galling case of utter brain-dead stupidity mixed with a seeming atrophied and fossilized apathy. In short, this is perhaps the most boring and hollow individual I've ever heard. He seems to have no opinion on anything, and even less ability to speak even the most basic sentences without veering off into stuttering and wandering digressions to nowhere. I'm offended that such a fetid seeping gas-bag would even post anything anywhere. Why? He can't even muster the simplest take on the various presidential candidates. Nothing. And not even the most tepid observation on sports or any current events. And of course he's utterly devoid of humor or wit. What a disgusting wallowing brat. Ugh!..

But, he's not a card carrying member of the lunatic fringe - there is that.

[poptart]

Nice going, 'spray, Smackie!

[Felix]

I don't givea shit if it was jaimoe, you should have clocked the fukker after he threw his drum sticks at you......

[Atomic Punk]

So LTard thinks PW can't play musical instruments?
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... i&newref=1
http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... i&newref=1

For more of a legit album:
https://archive.org/details/iuma-empty_uranus
Track 5 - Knowing Dublin at the 3:20 mark is a great solo.
Try to do it better LTard.

[LTS TRN 2]

Tedious one-chord imitation of the Meat Puppets...or what?

Okay, you're a fallen follower..we get it..

but--though as you insisted, you've never boasted (and of course, why would you?)--you're faking it. Where's a real melodic solo? Where's the juice you total fraud...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'Spray vs LTS TRN 2


SHRED OFF!!!


Mods...admins...set this up. Smackie, a live segment on your next radio show perhaps?

[Felix]

'Spray vs LTS TRN 2


SHRED OFF!!!


Mods...admins...set this up. Smackie, a live segment on your next radio show perhaps?

Agree......I'm sure PW would be down for it, LTS.....er a definite no show....

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

I'd like to be in on this. I do mean Smoke, ... I meant a mean Smoke On The Water.

And PW doesn't have an accent. All the rest of you non-Southern sumbitches have one. I watch Swamp People and ask myself, "Why in the hell are there subtitles? I understand them just fine".

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nick's already been busted thieving intellectual property from other websites. You know damn well in a "shred off" he'd just toss a cd in his stereo, hit play and hold a microphone up to it.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Nick's already been busted thieving intellectual property from other websites. You know damn well in a "shred off" he'd just toss a cd in his stereo, hit play and hold a microphone up to it.

I'm just glad Van's not with us anymore...to witness this shameless, vulgar level some have stooped to...

:cry:


Oh great....here I go again...and I told myself I wouldn't cry...


:cry: :cry: :cry:

[LTS TRN 2]

Though an amiable fellow, Van was--by his own clear statements--of the opinion that America could have "won" in Vietnam if it had really wanted to. And this, regardless of his uninformed and dreadful taste in guitar players and playing, places him in the special ring of hell reserved for the truly foul. That is, despite his seeming warmth and sociable nature, the attracting neighborly rapport which is central to the human condition, Van was a total and despicable fraud. Too bad. What about you?

Well praise Jesus, you're liberated...

[jiminphilly]

Spray sounds and speaks exactly the same way he presents himself to the board. He's pretty much one of those what you smell is what you get kinda dudes.

[Felix]

LTS, back away from this challenge. No good can come of it for you.

that's never stopped him before, why would it stop him now?
he's the type that yells "get in the hole" during the middle of a golfers backswing then when the golfer turns around, he starts acting like he's looking for the culprit.....