Parodies

[BarFlie]

if you don't like it post your own, dipwad.

[Left Seater]

That'll rack.

[trev]

Racketh.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

trev, if you seriously find that funny...

...then I'm just not sure this is going to work out. I'm sorry. Take with you the gift basket I left on the nightstand, but leave for me those little pretzels with peanut butter inside.

[trev]

I have to defend myself here. We just can't have this.

Please, at least tell me you like the Jimmy Buffet song.

[Dinsdale]

you like the Jimmy Buffet song.

Sincerely,
No One With An Iota Of Taste, Ear, Or Lack Of Inbreeding

[trev]

It's a classic party song. A sing a long song. A dance a long song.

No reason to hate on it.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Please, at least tell me you like the Jimmy Buffet song.

[R-Jack]

That was the stupidest thing I've heard today.....and I heard someone say they can't wear cotton because they are vegan

[BarFlie]

got to give the media props for fukin up everyone's head

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon, you lameoids, it's a parody thread..

Here's one celebrating the rapacious neo-liberal policies of those strange and alien beings we know as Leo Strauss, Milton Friedman, Alan Greenspan, etc..

(sung to the tune of Just Walk Away, Renee)

You'd always dreamed someday you'd own a home,
but now you're underwater with a predatory loan

Just walk away today
the banks can't ponzi on you no more,
they all got paid with bailouts, to their lasting shame.
You're not to blame

You'll be confused at first, afraid to fall,
but soon you'll see it really was not so bad at all

Just walk away today
the bank can't saddle up you no more,
and when they call for you, say talk to Fannie Mae,
See what they say.

(instrumental break)

Just walk away today,
The bank can't ponzi on you no more,
The endless payments of the undervalued loans game--
You're not to blame.
.
And when you see the signs that all say foreclosed,
The lots and empty houses, rows and rows,

Just walk away today,
the bank can't ponzi on you no more,
the bubble's burst, there's just a paper with your name,
you're not to blame.

[BSmack]

Trev, I thought this would be more your speed.

[trev]

I like the Asshole Song. Not my style though.