You know how I know you're gay?

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You know how I know you're gay?

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You pass up a football scholarship to pursue a career in..................modeling.

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Crush ass (guy or girl) at Grand Valley Bumfuck State, or crush ass (m or f) in NYC? Sounds like the kid made the right choice to me.
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“You do a fitting and they have a ton of options, and you try on what they want for you,” Pougnet (pronounced poon yay) explained. “Before the shoot, you get your hair (done), your makeup. It’s a pretty fun time.”
Yep, he made the correct choice.
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Prolly already making six figures, or will be once he gets out of HS, and travelling the world. Also not much risk of concussions or ACL. Not too difficult to make that choice no matter what your gender preference is.

But, damn, he had to give up his dream of playing Div II football... :meds:
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Too bad -- he could have been the next Icky Woods.
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schmick wrote: Plus I did a pretty good job of keeping him bruised up
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Tardspray wrote: "You know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit!"
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Mikey wrote: But, damn, he had to give up his dream of playing Div II football... :meds:
I wouldn't want to play at scUM either.
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