Sony is Japanese for Pussy

[Atomic Punk]

Ohhhhh... So what I've been hearing on every news channel for days is really true?

[BSmack]

Sony has reason to be worried. Their Japanese employees are at high risk of being kidnapped and sent to Kim's gulags.

[mvscal]

Sony has reason to be worried. Their Japanese employees are at high risk of being kidnapped and sent to Kim's gulags.

Oh, I'm sure they have reason to be worried all right and it has fuck all to do with their Japanese employees.

I'm sure those hackers are sitting on a shit volcano of embarrassing/compromising and possibly illegal revelations.

[BSmack]

They have cancelled all platform release of the movie "the interview: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2014 ... /20519545/

A note from the Guardians of Peace group posted online Tuesday morning warned potential moviegoers, "We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time. (If your house is nearby, you'd better leave.)"

"We will clearly show it to you at the very time and places 'The Interview' be shown, including the premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to," it continued.

I can't possibly be the only person who read this is the voice of Kim Jong Ill from "Team America: World Police"



Yea, mv, there's that too. But legal shit they can buy their way out of. But the Sony CEO doing 5 to forever in a gulag is a whole other subject.

[Jay in Phoenix]

On a side note, the same "cinemas" have pussed out of showing 'Team America' as a replacement movie. Even Obummer has come out as saying Sony is making a mistake.

Stupidity and cowardice reign supreme.

Fear the puppets.

[Y2K]

I'm with mvscal on this one, the PR crap about public safety is garbage. The North Koreans have Sony by the balls with their recent hacking and Sony knows it. E-mails , contact lists, employee records (with all their personal data including background checks ect.) Vendors and customer financial data (including playstation gamers), future projects, Venues and invitation lists and times...Face it..
Sony is Fucked
I would have shut it down myself and try to halt a shitstorm in the making.
It's not over yet, I for one am happy I have no ties to that place at all.
The lawyers are going to love this one....

North Korea got over, the question is are we going to return the favor and use our own talent to crush those pieces of shit before they do it again?

I personally doubt it, Obama doesn't have the balls. We will see.

[poptart]

SCREWED!!

Phibes needs clean-up on aisle 3.

[Dr_Phibes]

Anyone remember the Charles Taylor trial? Put up in the Hague on warcrimes? The majority of the case was
Mia Farrow bitching it out with Iman. God, you're a stupid bunch of cunts.

[LTS TRN 2]

i know you clowns, and I know you're not appreciating just what's going down with Sony. First, Let's distinguish between the venerable Japanese corporation and the Hollywood monstrosity that's that's eaten it's own afterbirth and embarked on a metzitzah b’peh method of making fake films...yeah...do you know this woman?...

Well, guess what?...she (and her movies) are really not what they seem to be...really...

[smackaholic]

steve tyler's put a few pounds on, I see.

[Left Seater]

I won't rack Clooney ever. He has said some stupid shit in his day.

Sucks to find out the press that supported your liberal mantra for years, and your industry friends have no spine. I guess it is good his eyes are finally open.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

PR/Marketing gimmick.

It never ceases to amaze me the hoaxes you Americans will fall for.

[jiminphilly]

PR/Marketing gimmick

I know James Franco is an alleged mensa member but you give Seth Rogen too much credit. The top 5 theater circuits won't show the movie out of fear that they'll be held liable if some crazed fuck goes off like the lunatic did a few years back in Colorado. Neg pub is free pub but all it means is the movie becomes a huge pirate success and that's it.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

RACK Sony and the North Korean threats. The REAL victim here is comedy. One less piece of shit Seth Rogen movie to hit the theaters = a win for American cinema.

[Left Seater]

Could be that since he has nothing but politics and organizing on his resume, the staffers are free to do anything they want. Including, keeping the boss from what they do on a daily basis.

[Screw_Michigan]

Fuck Sony. Here's a company that has been notoriously negligent about cyber security for YEARS (like many companies) and now they get bent the fuck over by DPRK, they come crying to the federal government? Fuck them.

Oh and rack Mgo's take about tanking a Seth Rogen moving being a win-win for American cinema.

[Screw_Michigan]

AP, is that you?

[poptart]

they get bent the fuck over by DPRK

I'm very skeptical that NK is responsible.

[poptart]

Every time NK lights a sparkler or fires a bottle rocket up into the air, they thump their chest and run massive smack about their greatness and overall badassery.
Right?

Now something is actually done -----> and they deny involvement?

Shoudn't they be laffing and running smack right now?

Yes.


Do they have the capability to hack to this extent?
They can't even get the lights on in their own country.



And they've got terrorists all over Amerika.
They're just waiting to pounce, if Amerika does not capitulate to them?


Fiction.

[Dr_Phibes]

Every time NK lights a sparkler or fires a bottle rocket up into the air, they thump their chest and run massive smack about their greatness and overall badassery.
Right?

Now something is actually done -----> and they deny involvement?

Shoudn't they be laffing and running smack right now?

Thry're actually the most predictable and practical country in the world. If you get into the sights of the US, you're going down. When you concede to demands, the goalposts move and there's nothing you can do.
They've always just came out and said fuck you and it works. They're still there and they're not going anywhere.

This relates back to the story of Kim Jong Il kidnapping the entire creative team of Godzilla to make Pulgasari at gunpoint

[H4ever]

PR/Marketing gimmick.

It never ceases to amaze me the hoaxes you Americans will fall for.

Yep... Sony will quadruple its numbers based off this hoopla. Prolly gonna need it, too.... after tens of thousands of pimple-faced kids on the PS network start asking for damages if NK does anything with the stolen data (such as selling it to China)

[mvscal]

they get bent the fuck over by DPRK

I'm very skeptical that NK is responsible.

What ever gave you that idea?

[molly]

Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...

[Derron]

LOL - yea Marty this is all part of a big social media, guerrilla marketing campaign that's gone viral (did I miss any buzzwords?)

Yes.. you did ." It is like really really super amazing."

[BSmack]

Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...

They must have dedicated a man hour to that.

[Diego in Seattle]

Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...

They just need to disconnect their modem, then plug it back in.

- Comcrap Customer Service

[Screw_Michigan]

Before my FB busted I saw an article that now North Korea has zero access to the internet...

Too bad your interwebs aren't busted.

[poptart]

LOS ANGELES -- Cybersecurity experts are questioning the FBI's claim that North Korea is responsible for the hack that crippled Sony Pictures. Kurt Stammberger, a senior vice president with cybersecurity firm Norse, told CBS News his company has data that doubts some of the FBI's findings.

"Sony was not just hacked, this is a company that was essentially nuked from the inside," said Stammberger.

While Norse is not involved in the Sony case, it has done its own investigation.

"We are very confident that this was not an attack master-minded by North Korea and that insiders were key to the implementation of one of the most devastating attacks in history," said Stammberger.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/did-the-fbi ... rth-korea/




The FBI has no credibility.
None.

If you take Obama (Junior) as it appears on the "document" in question and overlay it with Obama (Senior, Barry's father... allegedly) as it appears on the "document," it looks like this...

The pixels on all the letters are different, as they of course would be... except for the pixels on the B, which are IDENTICAL.
This is an IMPOSSIBILITY.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=44358&hilit=typewriter&start=40


The FBI knows Barry is a complete fraud.

Which fool here trusts the FBI to tell them what the hell is going on? lol


There is an enemy, and guess what?

It is -----> YOU.


Wakey?

[Left Seater]

The FBI knows Barry is a complete fraud.

Which fool here trusts the FBI to tell them what the hell is going on? lol


There is an enemy, and guess what?

It is -----> YOU.


Wakey?

Huh, I wonder what our resident conspiracy theory expert thinks about this one? He has to believe Obama was not born in Hawaii, right?

[Dr_Phibes]

It's all a big pile of bullshit.

an inside job

[LTS TRN 2]

It's actually pretty good in the context of Rogan and Franco's sophomoric style. And yes, I think the whole hacking scandal was an inside job--an outrageous and desperate publicity stunt.